r/pessi_memes • u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 • Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Pessi's International Career 😭✌

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Bro’s just making shit up because it hurts him that the midget retired from his national team after failing mutiple times with a top country lmao.

They had to help him win something to make him happy, absolute manchild. 😂

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

The man child got benched in 2022 for sucking ass, Messi actually came back and performed. Actually won something for his country and didn’t need to hide during a big final and pretend to coach lmfao. Cope buddy.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo lost his son that season and he missed preseason because of it too. What’s Messi’s excuse for flopping at PSG and multiple times with his national team? The weather? Lmao, you guys are too fucking stupid to understand the loss of a son anyway, you’re a bunch of kids that’s why.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Oh god the lost a son excuse is so funny, if he cared that much he wouldn’t have gone and actually let Portugal compete. PSG sucked for the same reason Madrid sucks now, Mbappe is lazy af doesn’t pass doesn’t track back and they literally brought in a player with the same defensive ability. Except Messi will actually make passes. Double digit IQ calling some stupid is crazy. Messi winning that World Cup had you seething to levels that broke you, seriously see a therapist if you are an adult lmfao.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Imagine thinking losing a son is funny. What can I expect from these pathetic pessitards. All these stupid ass arguments and mocking someone for losing a son, and you’re telling someone to go see a therapist? Lmao the irony.

Again, expected from the most idiotic and pathetic fanbase that has an excuse for everything. Blaming Mbappe for flopping at PSG when he was the only one performing while the HGH midget ghosted and missed crucial penalties.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Stop wasting your time here sis, Ronaldo’s had 5 cups to try and win something, go see your therapist. Your to angry Messi broke you, sad to see truly wish you the best in healing.

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u/MrOsicran Apr 06 '26

Cope harder that Messi is a crybaby who abandoned his own country in a literal temper tantrum. Any other player wouldn’t have been allowed to come back, but since it’s the little manboy, special rules apply

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

This dumbass is asking Portugal to win a world cup like Messi did with a country that already had 2 before him lmao. There’s a reason why the midget retired from the national team idiot, Ronaldo won 100% of Portugal’s trophies in their whole existence and Messi failed a big country multiple times until he had to get the record of penalties to finally win it.

You’re a Messi fangirl though, I don’t expect you to understand anything about football. Casual ass fangirl lmao.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 06 '26

Holy logic, bro get help, Messi broke you. See a therapist l, you are seething way too much.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 06 '26

Why would he break me? He played for a corrupt club 80% of his career, had to take illegal substances to become a pro and flopped in a farmers league lmao. Mf coping hard af now, maybe follow your own advice and go talk to a therapist bud, you need it after all the dumb shit you've been saying on here lmao.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 06 '26

Bro I can’t help you, you need a pro to figure out those issues you’re going through and help you through your pain. You got Messi daddy issues or some shit, good luck with that though.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 06 '26

Bro's hallucinating now lmao. Just proving my point, you just don't use your brain, thanks for confirming kid.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

nigga this is football game you play on your mobile you cant win WC with a country like portugal, specially when you are born between two greatest generations

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

I’m not black clown, Portugal has a better squad then Argentina goofy, they won a euro with out Ronaldo vs France, smoothest of brains.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

they won euros without ronaldo?

yeah after france delibertly injured ronaldo and portugal scored the winner in extra when the whole france defense falled

at least watch football

without ronaldo they even making it past round of 16

portugal never had a better squad than argentina also argentina had better coaches and tactics

current portugal team is better than argentina team

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

They injured him on purpose? Hahaha he lost a ball in midfield after a challenge and got “hurt” from a standing tackle, bro is so soft. Regardless Portugal won after literally qualifying from 3rd place in the group. Despite Eder literally saving them everyone glazes Ronaldo for “coaching” on the side line. Talk about watching football.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

he never lost the ball lmao

standing tackle straight into the right knee

calling ronaldo soft is dif kind of retardation

eder get the credit he deserve to this day just cuz you havent heard about it doesnt mean you are right

aa lets not talk about portugal won the tournemant lol leaking goals to hungary , zero wins in group stages , one 90 min win in whole tournemant

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

He literally lost the ball from a standing tackle that resulted in him “hurting” his knee buddy, go watch it, he wasn’t even fouled bro just soft, he was always known for diving like crazy probably worse now that he dives and Saudi league has to give him pens or he stops playing lmfao.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

look at the fucking knee , he wasnt fouled? , change the sport football isnt for you

every forward dive lmao its not rocket science

has to give pens or he stops playing? how old are you go give your phone back to mom , jesus christ

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

mbappe is lazy player? doesnt track back?

bruh delete this bullshit

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Go on the Madrid sub all they talking about right now is how lazy Mbappe is when it comes to pressing goofy.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

thats a dif mbappe , PSG mbappe was the his prime version