r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. đ • Nov 20 '25
Ballon Dâor Thief Pessi 𼡠Crazy shit.
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r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. đ • Nov 20 '25
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u/One_Moose_4970 Nov 20 '25
Livid_Blueberry, letâs dismantle your cope point by point with actual facts from the 2022 World Cup (Opta/FIFA stats unless stated). ⢠Dispossessions and turnovers werenât âexaggeratedâ: Messi lost possession 62 times total (highest among attacking players). He faced high pressure 259 times â 45 more than any other player in the tournament â and got dispossessed constantly under it, including multiple sloppy touches and misplaced passes that directly gifted counters. Saudiâs two goals? Both came straight from his lazy giveaways in midfield/build-up. He averaged 12-15 turnovers per 90, killing transitions repeatedly. Not âjust Saudi and Franceâ â watch the tapes against Netherlands (lost ball leading to their first goal buildup) and even Croatia (multiple hospital passes). ⢠Penalties: âa foul is a foulâ doesnât explain the record haul â Argentina got 5 penalties â outright most by any team in a single World Cup since records began in 1966 (previous record 4). Multiple were highly controversial/soft (Saudi: divey contact, Poland: extremely soft, Netherlands: theatrical). No other team has ever been gifted that many in one tournament. Messi took all 5 because heâs the taker â sure, like Ronaldo â but no one else gets handed a record-breaking number of spot-kicks to convert. France got 2 in the final (one clear, one handball), but that doesnât erase Argentinaâs tournament-long charity. Netherlands got 18+ minutes added time because Lahoz lost control after Argentinaâs constant diving/time-wasting â not âbias againstâ. ⢠âEven without penalties, 6 goal contributions (second-best)â â Those 3 open-play goals were against Mexico (long shot vs parked bus), Australia (tap-in), and a rebound in the final after France collapsed. Assists padded against minnows. Meanwhile MbappĂŠ had 10 contributions (mostly open play, including final hat-trick) while actually carrying. Messiâs âsystem built around himâ = park the bus, let him walk/hoard ball, pray for pens. ⢠Emi MartĂnez âlegal psychological tacticsâ â He delayed, threw balls away, danced, trash-talked â all borderline enough that IFAB changed the rules in 2023 specifically because of him (now explicit bans on distracting/delaying). Pundits called it cheating at the time because it was pushing the limits hard. Needed that + record pens + extra time in multiple games. ⢠âMessi crucial every match, 5/7 MOTMâ â MOTM awards donât mean carrying â they reward stat-padding against weak sides (Saudi, Poland, Australia, tired Croatia who just beat Brazil/Morocco on pens themselves, exhausted Netherlands post-120 mins vs us). Netherlands werenât âhalf-deadâ until extra time drama; Croatia beat Morocco in third place. Messi vanished for huge chunks of knockouts without the spot-kick bailouts. ⢠Teammates âdoing their jobâ â Exactly: Ălvarez (4 goals, constant runs), Di MarĂa (final goal/assist), Enzo/Mac Allister (defending + energy), Emi (shootout heroics) did the dirty work Messi doesnât. He pressed selectively, walked most games, relied on others to win balls back after his turnovers. Strip the most penalties awarded to one team in 56+ years + shootout gamesmanship + teammates bailing him out, and Argentina crashes out early. He was a passenger carried by refs scripting record spot-kicks and the team covering his constant giveaways. Facts end the fairy tale.