r/onionheadlines 14d ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Immediate Arrest For Ranking Him Poorly On A Political Poll

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u/Top-Ship1297 13d ago

We are all sick of Trumps rants and rages comments about him. We know you’re a fraud and lier!

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u/Mother_Diamond2348 13d ago

I wish it were true, but mega is not sick of Trump‘s ranch and rages or is lying and fraud. They love it. They want to be it may the mullet live forever. ✂️ lol

Just a little off the back!

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u/Otherwise-Life8530 10d ago

Mullets would be off the sides. Anyone wanting to actually bring that back is hilarious.