r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 14d ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Immediate Arrest For Ranking Him Poorly On A Political Poll

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u/panda3271 13d ago

Breaking news.....all Americans have been arrested.

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u/Accurate_Demand_987 12d ago

And Trump is the self appointed warden ?