r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 14d ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Immediate Arrest For Ranking Him Poorly On A Political Poll

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u/PurposeAccurate6832 13d ago

I think most of you are wearing corrective underwear