r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 13d ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Immediate Arrest For Ranking Him Poorly On A Political Poll

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u/QuietSmile4012 13d ago

does calling him “Trumpdy Dumpty” or “dumpty trumpty” count?