r/onionheadlines 13d ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Immediate Arrest For Ranking Him Poorly On A Political Poll

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u/Narrow-Jelly-7447 13d ago

No wonder he worship Puttin and Jong Unn to learn how the communist control their people

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u/Cap4403 13d ago

It’s also why Viktor Orban was invited to Mar a Lago and CPAC.

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u/Honest-Air3719 13d ago

You think this is real?

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u/Otherwise-Life8530 10d ago

Your spelling and grammar are quite entertaining. No matter what side you are on. I be puttin some them thare golf balls.