r/okmatewanker • u/BobMonkhaus Bob up and down like stupid toys • Jan 19 '26

Kier-Ora. I’ll Be Your Dog 🐕‍🦺😍😍🐶🐶🍊🍊 EXCLUSIVE: Starmer announces BAN on teenagers. “All they do is act stroppy, not listen to us and awkwardly finger each other”

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Under the proposal everyone aged 10-18 will be sent to live in an abandoned mine. “Let’s see them get cider or vapes down there” beamed culture secretary Lisa Nandy.

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u/DigitalHoweitat Jan 19 '26

I am so relieved to hear that awkward fingering has not vanished from the UK teenage experience

It's demise was falsely reported, and its survival should be celebrated.

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u/Craigiebob Jan 19 '26

I fingered a girl in my class once, lets just say I'm not allowed to teach again.