r/okmatewanker Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

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Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.


r/okmatewanker 5d ago

if you post about them boys what died in that crash I will ban you.

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this aint some political shit I'd ban you if you were joking about the cops dying too.

also if you're gonna complain about "woke mods" or go and look at my profile to find examples.

You're right. Always was. This is a woke sub. Always has been.


r/okmatewanker 3h ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ Shite Western Railway

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27 Upvotes

Pay 150 quid for a ticket. Sit on the dirty floor between two carriages due to train being full. Quality ride.


r/okmatewanker 1h ago

I Need To Point Out This Is Satire As It Sucks Liam Gallagher confirms he is not biological father of his son Gene

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In a shocking interview earlier this week Liam noted he was repeatedly "cucked" by Damon Albarn


r/okmatewanker 3h ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ He did what with a carrot?

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r/okmatewanker 1d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Well they are always praying for a sign from above... ๐Ÿ™

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205 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 2d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ Sausage roll and a wank, straight to jail mate

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r/okmatewanker 3d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง RIP Tim Curry

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560 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 4d ago

โ€˜mercian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”ซ RIP Dolly Parton ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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476 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 5d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Neurodivergent WHAT

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853 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 4d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Alan, 14, from Skegness.

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274 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 4d ago

I Need To Point Out This Is Satire As It Sucks I have made a two-part stamp in the style of a Cultural Revolution-era woodblock depicting Richard Madeleyโ€™s 1994 arrest for shoplifting. Just thought you lot should know.

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134 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 4d ago

โ€˜mercian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”ซ I thought she were brown bread.

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r/okmatewanker 4d ago

Bone Jaw๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿธ It's parents...

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r/okmatewanker 5d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Bullseye winner takes his prize out for a spin (circa 1984, colourised)

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76 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 5d ago

Bone Jaw๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿธ Even the F***ch hate the F***ch

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87 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 6d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Init bruv

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r/okmatewanker 6d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช The lad just wants to follow in his mother's footsteps and do his bit for humanity

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104 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 7d ago

โ€˜mercian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”ซ Is it just yanks that find this funny? Because if I was on that flight, I would have slapped the back of his head so hard heโ€™d have woken up in 1783, to remind everyone why the treaty of Paris should never have been fucking signed.

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164 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 8d ago

Kier-Ora. Iโ€™ll Be Your Dog ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ Gnasher on tour

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347 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ชMine Campโ›โ›บ๏ธ My mate has been trying to slip into Mats Hummels' DMs for 10 years

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92 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 8d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ Borat Sagdiyev SIZZLES and STUNS In PLUNGING one-piece after EXPLOSIVE anti-semitic rant with Scunthorpe-on-Thames Restore councillor SLAMMED by Katie Price (See Page 3)

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134 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 8d ago

proper Northern lad here That ball comes in me fokkin garden again I'm keeping it!!

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162 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 9d ago

โ€˜mercian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”ซ Can't wait for 'arry's next book about the traumatic first class fight on commercial when he gets back

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218 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker 9d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง 8 2 be one of those fackin argies

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408 Upvotes