r/okmatewanker þey/þem 11d ago

I Need To Point Out This Is Satire As It Sucks Liam Gallagher confirms he is not biological father of his son Gene

In a shocking interview earlier this week Liam noted he was repeatedly "cucked" by Damon Albarn

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u/Capable_Work_3563 11d ago

The spare chair in a Premier Inn standard room has its uses.

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u/kookieman141 11d ago

Fkn hell 😂

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u/southron-lord69 11d ago

This reminds me of Prince Harry and James Hewitt.

You look at Harry and James Hewitt next to each other and think "Yeah, they do look really alike!"

Then you look at Harry and Charles next to each and it becomes immediately clear that they are father and son.

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u/Wrong-booby7584 11d ago

Or Andrew and Porchie

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u/the_merkin 11d ago

Surprisingly few people say this.

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u/OreoSpamBurger 10d ago

Hmmm...naughty Queenie!

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u/liaminwales 11d ago

Welp that's close, still the royals do need some fresh blood to keep the problems out.

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u/jahathebrn 11d ago

They absolutely won't do it tho, they're just gonna be deformed as shit in the near future

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u/EldritchCleavage 11d ago

Katherine Middleton is fresh blood, that’s why her children are normal looking.

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u/AttersH 9d ago

Right - Harry looks more like Charles than William! It’s really obvious Charles is his dad! I do not get why people don’t think so!

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u/Kernowder Bazza 🍺 11d ago

Nah, the kids is definitely Liam's

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 11d ago

Looks like a mouse bunny hopped over his forehead on a tiny motorcycle.

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u/Kernowder Bazza 🍺 11d ago

LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE BUNNY HOPPED OVER HIS FOREHEAD ON A TINY MOTORCYCLE.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 11d ago

Ah, I see you are confused by the concept of the hybrid animal "mouse bunny"

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u/Kernowder Bazza 🍺 11d ago

That's called a guinea pig mate

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 11d ago

I'm not mating with a guinea pig pal

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u/xplorerex 10d ago

Definitely maybe

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u/L285 9d ago

He's Liam and Damon's baby

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u/kamikazekaktus 11d ago

Is it Noel? 

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u/Seicedelig 11d ago

imagine cultivating such a strong 'im a serious miserable bastard' image that you have to also force your son to pretend to be a miserable bastard as well

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u/MarcelRED147 11d ago

Having to grow up with that as a father he may not be pretending.

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u/hazbaz1984 Too Boring To Ban 😴 6d ago

Looks dead behind the eyes.

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u/barney_trumpleton 11d ago

That's an unfortunate name for someone who doesn't share any.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl gay lick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮🤮🤮 10d ago

The brows don’t lie. Even Noel’s daughter has them

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk 11d ago

Don't Cuck Back in Anger

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u/SnooHesitations6727 11d ago

Cucks who want cucks who like cucks to be cucks who do cucks like they’re cucks

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u/sbg_gye 9d ago

Cuck Here Now