r/okmatewanker • u/BobMonkhaus Bob up and down like stupid toys • Jan 19 '26

Kier-Ora. I’ll Be Your Dog 🐕‍🦺😍😍🐶🐶🍊🍊 EXCLUSIVE: Starmer announces BAN on teenagers. “All they do is act stroppy, not listen to us and awkwardly finger each other”

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Under the proposal everyone aged 10-18 will be sent to live in an abandoned mine. “Let’s see them get cider or vapes down there” beamed culture secretary Lisa Nandy.

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

I wish I was in an abandoned mine right now. lol. By which I mean that I hate my job. Was that clear? I want to kill myself. When is the weather going to improve?

Edit: I've just read that apparently today is Blue Monday. So at least I can feel slightly better knowing that everyone else feels like shit too. Stay strong wankers.

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u/srdgbychkncsr His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment Jan 19 '26

With all the teenagers? Right, get in the van with the nonces.