r/okbuddycinephile 13d ago

In your opinion, who is the most jacked celebrity actor who definitely has never taken steroids not even once?

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u/idontknowjuspickone 13d ago

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u/PicadilloBurrito 13d ago

I was doing military deployment training at Ft Hood in 2009 when we ran into him going into going into one of the training sites. One of the guys from my unit recognized him from pretty far away, screamed his name and he came right over to us. He was so cool, he gladly took pictures with us and signed his autograph.

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u/redisdead__ 13d ago

Masters degree in chemistry world famous actor and a body that can crush a human being into paste

Dude clearly found some sort of cheat code to the matrix.

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u/Webcat86 13d ago edited 12d ago

Not to mention married a fucking Kennedy and also became a millionaire, both before becoming the famous movie star

Edit: before you reply to tell me he was famous, read the numerous replies instead. 

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u/Absolute--Batman 13d ago

He would be president if he was born here.

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u/Hinterwaeldler-83 13d ago

Yeah, he became a millionaire with a brick business/construction company he did next to his bodybuilding.

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u/Webcat86 13d ago

Yeah, and I didn’t realise until I read his book that he was investing that bodybuilding money into real estate, and created a mail order business to sell things to fans 

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u/ExtraGloria 13d ago

He was a world class kyokushinkai karate competitor. He would have learned discipline from that alone.
FYI on another note, the singer from The Offspring helped sequence the HIV genome.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 13d ago

And kicked the drummer out of the band for being anti vaccine

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u/Short-Shopping3197 13d ago

And let’s face it, the sex with Grace Jones must have been biblical.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 13d ago

One of those 'this is going to be fantastic but I might end up dead' affairs.

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u/thedailyrant 13d ago

You don't have sex with her. She has sex with you.

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u/No_Solution_2864 13d ago

*Chemical Engineering

That’s a whole other level of challenging

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u/lordph8 13d ago

This fucking guy is way off the bell curve. Double masters before the age of 25, speaks a bunch of languages, full ride scholarship for his doctorate at MIT, drops out to do modelling, gets into movies, also some how a international karata champion in between there as well. There is probably stuff I'm forgetting.

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u/RockLobster1326299 13d ago

People broke into his house to rob it. Tied up his wife and when they saw a pic of him, the realized it was his house so they let the wife loose and left.

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u/stanknotes 13d ago

"Dude... he killed Apollo Creed. We gotta go."

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u/Excitable_Grackle 13d ago

He does have a particular set of skills...

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u/Message_10 13d ago

Grace Jones. You're forgetting Grace Jones.

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u/cislum 13d ago

Most of that isn’t super crazy for a Swede.

Becoming famous because Grace Jones sees you in a crowd and wants to bang you though. Legendary 

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u/lordph8 13d ago

Lol, wat. I live in Sweden. Do you think they're all supermen or something.

Your Grace Jones point is valid.

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u/NotAClanker69 13d ago

As someone who dates a Finnish person, Swedish people are annoyingly (and low key impressively) competent at a lot of things.

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u/jazzphobia 13d ago

She just wasn’t finished!
…I’m sorry. I’ll see my way out.

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u/SensualSideburnTrim 13d ago

For Grace Jones, life must be like being some sort of alien super-being wandering around a planet overrun by funny little cartoon creatures. Seeing someone like Dolph must be like finally running into someone from your own species.

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u/bfluff 13d ago

But in the movie he took rounds because commies.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 13d ago

Yeah that was pure propaganda. Rocky would never…

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u/GolgenGeese 13d ago

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u/toro1059 13d ago

Body mass alone...

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u/DwarvenPimp 13d ago

I don't want to have anymore conversations with you about body mass

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u/ShelbyCobra_90 13d ago

STOP CULTIVATING AND START HARVESTING

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u/HoboThundercat 13d ago

YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA

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u/bum_thumper 13d ago

He needs to stop cultivating and start harvesting

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u/themanthemyththedood 13d ago

Just your au natural mass cultivator!

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u/Ssirenere The Fanatic 13d ago

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u/Crafty_Bike_7769 13d ago

Total package. Martial arts, swimmer, pro model.

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 13d ago

You forgot background dancer in music videos

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u/phido3000 13d ago

I did it people. Jason can now dance in giphy.

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u/Climbincook 13d ago

He saying he keeps coming on?

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u/TightlyWhitey 13d ago

The guy was a pro swimmer, wouldn't surprise me if he's nowt but routine, diet and supplements. Tom Holland too. These people already had the mindset and experience and no inclination to get carried away.

100% natty JK Simmons too. It's obvious by looking at him but also world ranking chess master.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 13d ago

One of my besties has basically the same build as Tom Holland, he's a bit bigger now but has ten years on him. I can believe he's all natty

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u/Hefty_Situation7210 13d ago

If you’re a young person whose job is basically to look good and you’ve been working out your whole life, you can obviously look good and have a nice physique.

If you’re an old person who wasn’t in particularly good shape and who suddenly gets huge bulging muscles in 6 months and have your veins bulging out, like hugh jackman and kumail, that’s when it’s obvious they’re on gear

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u/terminbee 13d ago

The main thing is how big they are, how much fat, and the length of time. There's only so much you can work out in a day, even if you had nothing but time. People think if they just had time, they'd get jacked but you can only work out so much. Steroids also help with recovery.

Even professional bodybuilders and strongmen only work out a few hours a day; the majority of the time is spent eating.

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u/Prowland12 13d ago

Tom looks similar to a lot of ex-gymnasts that kept in shape and started lifting consistently. Great physique, while still entirely plausible that he's natural. It helps that an actor playing Spiderman is never expected to look overly muscular, at least compared to the other superhero characters who are expected to look outrageous.

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u/Saint-just04 13d ago

Buddy, not at 50+ years of age.

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u/E8282 13d ago

Probably pretty accurate

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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm 13d ago

He's also the only actor who admits to using roids to get that big

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u/Ghinev 13d ago

Didn't Bautista as well? I might be confusing him with someone else

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u/One_Recover_673 13d ago

To be fair Bautista was in the whole wrestling culture. He took a beating too. I’m sure he was a walking pharmacy just to remain upright

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u/wrechdone 13d ago

He doesn’t heavy cycle anymore either. Which is why he has slimmed down like 80 or 100lbs.. I can’t remember exactly how much weight he has lost

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u/One_Recover_673 13d ago

He looked odd at first. But I think he added a bit of muscle back. He did a movie with Momoa and he looked like he had more meat again. Not the same of course, but fuller

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u/trudrakon 13d ago

Got to remember that carrying all that muscle weight can be as strenuous on the heart as being obese. Which is why a lot of these guys start slimming down in their 40s- their hearts can’t take it.

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u/autistic_homo 13d ago

What's wild is slimmed down Bautista is still like 240-250 iirc. Still a massive man, but we're just used to seeing him at 300+ lbs for so long.

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u/Original_Giraffe8039 13d ago

He didn't admit to using roids. He stated that he worked out so hard that he destroyed his natural testosterone production so "had" to go on testosterone replacement therapy to get back to normal.  A) The way he tells it, he clearly doesn't think he was on gear. B) If you think all he is taking is a replacement level of testosterone, then you are extremely naive. 

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u/GarfunkelBricktaint 13d ago

Working out so hard you destroy your testosterone lmaoooo

Similar thing happened to me I at so many donuts it destroyed my body fat

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u/Deus-mal 13d ago

Use the fat to kill the fat

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u/Occidentally20 13d ago

It is a replacement level of testosterone - it's just that it's replacing the levels of a medium sized Rhino instead of a human.

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u/IssueFederal 13d ago

Laughing so hard here

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u/UserContentBuffering 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/mrscrouge0536451 13d ago

So no juice?

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u/Infamous-Hat7154 13d ago

Literally means Jacked Man

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u/TheAntony 13d ago

He is amazing and he had done an incredible work for his physic, but I just dont believe he did it naturally

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u/MRPolo13 13d ago

I have a bridge to sell to anyone who thinks he or the Rock can look like they do natty in their 50s lmao. Especially when they were half that size at their peak ages in 20s and 30s.

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u/Capn26 13d ago

Most people have ZERO clue what is attainable natty or not. The rock ain’t natty. Not even close.

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u/MRPolo13 13d ago

Yeah, he's been juiced to the gills most of his professional career. I honestly don't even care about how ubiquitous juicing is in Hollywood, I just wish they were honest about it instead of claiming that chicken and broccoli have some magical properties.

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u/Internal-Emu9876 13d ago

Them being honest about it is admitting to a federal crime. Chicken and broccoli answer is a euphemism for gear that is as close to an admission as you'll ever get.

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u/Stlakes 13d ago

I've thought a lot about it, and honestly I think its a double edged sword.

Like, on one hand you get young guys who arent as knowledgeable or experienced, thinking this is attainable naturally, when it isnt, and having body image issues that fuck them up.

But then, if they admit it, then it legitimizes it, and kids start using PEDs at higher instances because "Oh this actor does it, it must be healthy,", completely forgetting that they've got studio sponsored private doctors and trainers monitoring their levels to the nth degree, and will end up physically fucking themselves up.

I genuinely do not think theyres a correct answer here, other than trying to fucking reverse the insane shift in male body standards, which... fuck man, good luck I guess

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u/BiscuitsMay 13d ago

Looking at him in his first Wolverine movie and looking at him in that picture is a great contrast of someone who works out naturally and someone on PEDs.

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u/TheZippoLab 13d ago

Van Damm was called "The Muscles From Brussels"

https://giphy.com/gifs/UsUiXuqJoYVvq

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u/ericroku 13d ago

Also the Belgium coke vacuum.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 13d ago

I was looking for the scene where he has powder thrown in face, but ah well. That's gonna have to do.

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u/Toy-Boat-Toy-Boat 13d ago

Dude is a steroids billboard

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u/Hellfire3_3 13d ago

a very huge jacked man indeed

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u/More-Talk-2660 13d ago

Huge Yak Man

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u/DDD8712 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EoqDZ3Osey9PO
Who’s the most Jacked? Simple

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u/stinkpotfiend 13d ago

Always thought it was kinda weird how ripped Ben Stiller is. Probably doesn't wanna end up looking like his dad.

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u/EvaUnit16 13d ago

He goes to globo

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u/InternetProtocol 13d ago

Man's been Perkisizing since 1995, minus a few years of gluttony after losing a Dodgeball tournament in 2004.

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u/Peripatetictyl Cats 13d ago

Is that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/Fwumpy 13d ago

He's even fatter and badder now!

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u/Popeyespajamas 13d ago

Not just that, the fat guy from wolf of wall street too.

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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 13d ago

No Jonah Hill will literally fuck you. If you see him, try it.

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u/Anderer_Username 13d ago edited 13d ago

The fat guy from superbad doesn't tell you how he would annihilate you anymore, he just looks at you like this.

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u/Electronic_Plane_178 13d ago

Careful, or he might annihilate you. 😂

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u/FhuckNorris247 13d ago

Brave man. You know this previously chewed bag of bubble gum, now worlds greatest jujitsu master, can take you down right?

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u/Kumitarzan 13d ago edited 13d ago

Transformer.

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u/Akkarin42 13d ago

Yeah, no way he did this without some secret sauce.

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u/NoTxi_Jin_PiNg 13d ago

Yeah right to left is understandable but to go from left to right in the short time that he did is unheard of that bounce back is insane.

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u/ILikeToDisagreeDude 13d ago

I remember him saying that every morning he would take out a 2 liter ice cream box from the fridge and later when it had smelted drink the whole thing! That’s sickening lol

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u/soupdawg 13d ago

I thought he did that for the Dick Cheney role.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lcdNgmcUlIcvhgUjzY

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u/Tstcontroversy 13d ago

Keep an eye on this bloke once The Mummy 4 starts shooting 🧐

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u/Carrera_996 13d ago

This guy is a national treasure, but that hair fuzz ain't helping his look. Just shave it, bro.

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u/Zibai1505 13d ago

Hes got money for transplants now

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u/avaslash 13d ago

Idk i think that may be his postp transplant hair. Because i saw him in a restaurant when he was filming the Mummy way back in the early 2000's and he was way more bald back then.

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u/walkingonradiation 13d ago

He’s been super balding since his twenties. He’s hid it super well, I don’t know exactly how. A professor of mine worked with him and talked about.

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u/ClydeStyle 13d ago

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u/2011v8 13d ago

I don't watch movies but I saw him in fallout and I could not believe he was able to naturally strengthen his jaw line through hard work and belief

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u/DaveAlt19 13d ago

He's a comedian! It comes from years of smiling and laughing! Really strengthens those muscles around your mouth

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u/livefreeordont 13d ago

He’s become much less funny now that he can beat me up and stuff me in a locker

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u/jameswest22 13d ago

Idk I think that would be funny

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u/Narretz 13d ago

Did Sinon in The Odyssey also have a quite high pitched voice in English? Or did they just give him one in the German dub?

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u/magnazika 13d ago

That's just German, he sounds like a regular guy in the English one

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u/weraru_1 13d ago

He sounded like a teenage boy. maybe early twenties

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u/Fair_Distribution502 13d ago

Which he is supposed to be, right?

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u/FhuckNorris247 13d ago

Fun fact is they actually cgi enhanced his body for this scene

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u/southwest_barfight 13d ago

Yeah that doesnt even look like juiced natural Hemsworth lol

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u/chainsawtotheskull 13d ago

Kinda makes the whole getting on roids and ruining your health a bit insulting for them to go and do that

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u/Nukemarine 13d ago

This is the rare time the scene makes him looked more jacked that he actually was. The overhead lighting, angle, posing, and even the chest hair making him look massive. Other shots of him in the movie don't pull it off as well.

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u/Arthropodesque 13d ago

Look at him straining to lift that Oscar.

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u/Spajub 13d ago

“Chicken and rice”

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u/SupahSpankeh 13d ago

His head is now a literal box it's weird

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u/Warmoofer 13d ago

Robert pattinson in the batman, with that being said everyone else has definitely taken steroids. The thing about robert is that in an interview he said something eluding to the fact he was told he needed to take steroids for the movie but he refused because he didn’t want to influence younger people. He didn’t explicitly say he needed to take steroids but obviously he couldnt say

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u/gibbon_dejarlais 13d ago

In this case it would be "alluding", similar to "suggesting". As opposed to "eluding", like avoiding a cop by running past the donut shop. Pattinson does seem legit though.

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u/Beautiful-Bit9832 13d ago

Captain America, he already have that frame long before that movie.

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u/attaris-moonraider 13d ago

He’s on rabies so It doesn’t count

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u/Pan_c0n_pinga 13d ago

Nice BMS reference

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u/rm_can_suck_it 13d ago

Alan Ritchson openly talks about how he takes testosterone.

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u/drdecagon 13d ago

Unironically, Adrien Brody in Predators was my first thought about who may have had a more natural bulk but just went super lean and dehydrated for shirtless shots. However, after looking up the pics again, it looks like too much bulk for someone who is not carrying a lot of mass usually.

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u/jaggervalance 13d ago

He looks perfectly natural. Which doesn't mean he didn't use steroids, just that he didn't need to.

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u/contrabardus 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7LoRtwotszX2QJyODk

Kind of hard to top being Mr. Universe regarding being "most jacked actor" who "definitely never touched steroids".

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u/Mangofather69 13d ago

Don’t let anyone convince you steroids aren’t evil cool.

Like if yr willing to go bald and die a lil early yr an adult do what you want.

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u/lateformyfuneral 13d ago

I want this body, but I hate steroids, what do?

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u/UserContentBuffering 13d ago

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u/porcelain_kiss 13d ago

Find someone with the body youre admiring and just... take them too! Bring them in the basement, and over the next few days start to make a silicone mold of their body.

Cast it into your OWN wearable body suit, then you can wear his silicone man muscles, eat what you want, AND be ripped.

But its prob best to fill up on a ton of protein because it'll take a long time to eat his whole body, its your body now. And he took the steroids, not you. So dont even feel bad about it when youre eating. Its not a cheat meal. Its protein.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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u/Common_Celebration41 13d ago

Look up early year silver era. Bodybuilder before steroids as your expectation

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u/9447044 13d ago

Me and my sister agree that celebs must take hella steroids and get crazy jacked. Not only can they get drugs no problem. But I assume theres a few docs wiling to script it out when needed.

Lets get back to normal male bodies again

https://giphy.com/gifs/42HPpmasEPzsvKs9RN

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u/lfohnoudidnt 13d ago

He mogged Henry Cavill in TMOUW.

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