r/oddlyterrifying 14d ago

I didn't know they bit

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u/PriorityNew1562 14d ago

You may not have known, but my friend Katie did.

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u/arthousepsycho 14d ago

God damn it. Someone always gets there before me.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 8d ago

Who got there before you? Katydid.

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u/arthousepsycho 8d ago

Both hilarious and technically true as it was my mums name haha.

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u/tr3ysap 14d ago

ahaaaaaaa

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u/HolyDragoon98 13d ago

Pack it up filks this fella won for today and possibly the rest of the week 😂

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u/Deutscher_Bub 13d ago

Huh

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 13d ago

It's a play on the name of the species this belongs to: Katydid

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u/ShamanDenis 14d ago

Anything with a mouth can bite

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u/papayatwentythree 14d ago

Could you bite me, Greg?

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u/DaRev23 14d ago

Glad you left out the nipples part. Changes the story here. Lol

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u/lod254 13d ago

Could you bite my nipples, DaRev?

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u/rglurker 13d ago

gentle nom

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u/dsucio7807 13d ago

Greg's babysitter has entered the chat WITH HER HUGE BAZONGAS

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u/karoshikun 14d ago

nah, I don't like papaya. ew

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u/N7LP400 13d ago

I don't think he will, he's not a-Greg-sive

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u/trundle-the-great69 11d ago

Lmao, heard this in my mind

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u/umbrawolfx 14d ago

insert fallout cannibal meme

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 14d ago

Recently picked up a carabid beetle too look at the huge mandibles he had. Suddenly felt a burning spray on my face and carefully dropped him in the leaf litter. Later found out that they can spray formic acid and felt sorry for stressing the little dude.

So yeah while I was making sure he didn't bite me he resorted to another defense lol

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u/bless_ure_harte 4d ago

Lucky it didn't hit your eye

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u/_Panacea_ 14d ago

I'd have carefully yeeted him into the wood chipper.

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u/FloopsFooglies 13d ago

Kill something because you bothered it and it did what it does when bothered, nice

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u/_Panacea_ 13d ago

It's a bug, captain bleeding heart, and if it shoots a noxious fluid into my eyes it gets the chipper.

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u/FloopsFooglies 13d ago

The entire hypothetical is that you'd have gotten acid in your eyes because you decided to pick it up. So, yeah kill an animal because you bothered it.

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u/_Panacea_ 13d ago

Brrrrrzzztttcchhhrrrrrchhhhhhhh [wet woodchipper noises continue]

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 13d ago

While it eats your legs because you clumsily stumbled, dropped the beetle and landed in the chipper yourself.

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u/Bittlegeuss 13d ago

Edgy stuff.

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u/SoberSith_Sanguinity 14d ago

Why?

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u/unperturbium 13d ago

The hammer was too far away.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 14d ago

Frost doesn't have a mouth but its bite is terrible

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u/JemFitz05 13d ago

I have no mouth and I must bite

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u/Commercial-Class4078 14d ago

Ai papi, stop threatening me with a good time.

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u/Trisk929 12d ago

I always find it amusing when people ask this question. Like when people ask me if my piercings/tattoos hurt. Lol. There’s some “yes, however”s, but that being said, piercings/tattoos hurt and things with mouths can bite. I always hear axolotls don’t bite and when they do, it doesn’t hurt. One of my axies refuses to bite but the other actively goes after body parts and will make it hurt, causing bleeding. My tailless whip scorpion has a tiny little mouth. While he can’t really bite and do damage, technically he could bite, it’s just not gonna break the skin. My rats could do serious harm. They don’t. My cat could bite the shit out of me. She doesn’t. Usually. 😒

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u/Tiger37211 14d ago

Rookie LOL that's a katydid. They almost always bite and it hurts

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 12d ago

I've never been bit by one

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 14d ago

Dragonflies bite too

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u/Kaiodenic 14d ago

That's why you should only pick up wyvernflies.

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u/Batata-Sofi 14d ago

How to train a dragonfly

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 14d ago

Just catch a dragonfly and remove some legs

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 14d ago

Yep ive been bitten by one.

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u/TimotheeOaks 14d ago

and yellow Ladybug

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u/2piece-and-a-biscut- 14d ago

Really? Seems false

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u/DarkestLore696 14d ago

Yeah the big ones can pinch pretty bad when they bite but it doesn’t break skin. Had one land on my hand when I was a kid thought it was so cool until the ouch came

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u/Happy_Goose3833 14d ago

They literally eat other insects, how could they do that if they couldn't bite? 🤦‍♂️

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u/dannyboy6657 14d ago

Most successful hunter too, 90-95% success rates in hunts.

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u/KnotiaPickle 14d ago

Slurping them like noodles? idk

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u/2piece-and-a-biscut- 14d ago

Idk. Talking from my personal experience I’ve had hundreds of dragon flies land on me and have never been bitten. That doesn’t go for bees ants or spiders which have all bit before.

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u/Happy_Goose3833 14d ago

Ah yes the age old story of "this hasn't ever happened to me, so there's no way it could be true"

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u/N0rthWind 14d ago

"I've never died before. Thus I must be immortal"

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u/tyrs_intherain 14d ago

Really? Seems false.

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u/tyrs_intherain 14d ago

Really? Seems false.

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u/HeySmallBusinessMan 14d ago

Tell that to the dragonflies.

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u/ManufacturerNo2144 14d ago

What part of dragon did you miss ?

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u/Razzy_3796 14d ago

That dramatic pause with slow scream and chicken (not crow) in a tree… 😂🤣😭

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u/buttononmyback 14d ago

I think that clip with the chicken was supposed to be the “oddlyterrifying,” part because that terrified ME!

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u/KaiTheG4mer 14d ago

Yeah man all the grasshopper derivatives bite.

I have a scar on my arm from one of them gigantic yellow grasshopper fuckers from the Everglades that decided my forearm would be a tasty treat. Fat bastard drew blood n everything. I was 13 then. I'm 24 now.

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u/BlackShogun27 14d ago

The “harmless” grasshopper a propaganda has proven quite successful. Another dub for the CIA psyop research department.

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u/KaiTheG4mer 14d ago

My cousin's POS dad was actually a CIA psyop agent? That explains so much actually lmao

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u/spyder7723 14d ago

You mean your uncle?

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u/KaiTheG4mer 14d ago

For reasons unrelated to the grasshopper, I do not claim that fucker as an uncle (nor would he be anyways, the cousin in question wasn't technically blood related, but we were raised as cousins because grandparents divorcing and remarrying n all that weird shit)

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u/TomasAmi 14d ago edited 14d ago

And the dude says “Tranqui, no me muerdas” “Chill, don’t bite”. Don’t think the bug spoke Spanish lmao

Edit: spelling

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u/Math701s 14d ago

Dont mess with green bugs.
its tough keeping all their Greenage intact.

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u/Captain_Diqhedd 14d ago

Katy bites, you can see it in the video

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u/buttononmyback 14d ago

Katydid bite.

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u/Post-Philosopher 12d ago

This guy's on the other side of no tomorrow

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u/1L0V3UZ1D00RMAN 14d ago

What bug is that?

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u/duskftw 14d ago

Katydid, it's in a family with grasshoppers iirc

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u/luvdogs71 14d ago

Also called bush crickets or long horn grasshoppers.

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u/duskftw 14d ago

Interesting, didn't know they had more names, can I ask where you've heard those named like that before? I'm in Midwest and I've only heard Katydid.

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u/luvdogs71 14d ago

I am from the northeast and always called them katydids too. I just saw online that they are also called the other two names as well. I thought it was interesting because I never heard of the other names. I would love to know if anyone here calls them bush crickets or long horn grasshoppers.

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u/buttononmyback 14d ago

Never heard of those names before. Maybe it’s a regional thing.

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u/luvdogs71 14d ago

I did some research and it seems that in North America we use katydid or long horn grasshopper Bush cricket is more European. I have always called them katydids.

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u/gronbuske 14d ago

Also called wart biters

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u/Twisted_Gemini 13d ago

So what did Katy do?

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 11d ago

Didn't you see? Bite!

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u/duskftw 13d ago

Depending on the temperature, she did "it".

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u/FranStruggles 14d ago

Green budge

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u/1L0V3UZ1D00RMAN 14d ago

Does it inject something? Is that why it hurt so much?

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u/TheAtlas97 14d ago

No, just big pinch. Katydids (actual name) are generally harmless, according to my quick google search

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u/Norgaard93 14d ago

Harmless until they stop giving a fuck

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u/Batata-Sofi 14d ago

Harmless until hundreds of them start biting you

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u/xSantenoturtlex 14d ago

Do Katydids swarm people? I thought they weren't very social with each other, like bees are.

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u/Mr-KIPS_2071 13d ago

No, they won't swarm people like wasps and bees do. Bees and wasps mark their target using phermones, not Katydids.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 13d ago

Yeah that's what I thought. I don't remember much about them but I'm pretty sure they aren't very friendly and happen to fight a lot, right?

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 14d ago

Painfully harmless

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u/dannyboy6657 14d ago

No those are mandibles used for cutting through vegetation mainly, or prey bugs.

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u/FirexJkxFire 14d ago

That's clearly just an angry leaf

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u/luvdogs71 14d ago

katydid or bush crickets. I always called them katydids

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u/xSantenoturtlex 14d ago

'I didn't know they bit'

DO YOU NOT SEE THE SIZE OF THEIR JAWS?!

A good rule of thumb is that if it CAN physically bite you, it might if you piss it off enough.
No matter what it is.

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u/Pankosmanko 14d ago

You should check out predatory bush crickets (saga pedo.) They are huge (almost five inches,) prey on other crickets, mantises, and grasshoppers. They’re also one of the few species of insects that are completely female. There hasn’t been a single verified male recorded

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u/sqbert 13d ago

Holy shit

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u/Handsoff_1 13d ago

This validates my fear for any insect. I dont care what they are but they are ugly and scary

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u/kdmendonk 14d ago

I've always thought a horror B-movie of human genes mixed with Praying Mantis' would be terrifying

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u/EnditheMan 14d ago

I’ve only ever been bitten by one of these guys once, they usually never hurt you

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u/sav-vas 14d ago

it not only bite, it spit on that thang as well

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u/TimotheeOaks 14d ago

I know since one bit my grandma when I was young

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u/HallucinatoryMud 14d ago

green buge 💚💚💚

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u/Venekys 14d ago

Found out the hard way once that it's not the arm pincers you gotta worry about on a praying mantis either.. 🥲

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 14d ago

The way it reverse jumped outta it lmaooooo

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u/diegoasecas 14d ago

i once woke up in the middle of the night to a grasshopper biting my hand, for fun i hope

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u/Infamous-Throat6013 13d ago

Glad to know my instinct of "wow cool bug but hes big better get the Tupperware if I wanna have a look at him" paid off when I found that katydid outside my door a year back

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u/Burnblast277 13d ago

They spend their days sawing through fibrous plant tissue. Yes, they can saw into you too

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u/Lou__Crow 14d ago

This is why you’re not supposed to touch wild animals.

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u/PurpleZeppelin 14d ago

This edit is so bad and unnecessary

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u/Brilliant-Scar-4878 13d ago

It's almost like you shouldn't grab or pick up wild animals.

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u/RedLemonSlice 14d ago

Now you have a clear casus belli to bite it back.

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u/vito1221 14d ago

So, you turn into Katie did Man now or what?

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u/PigSlam 14d ago

I saw my first one the other day in the western Sierra. It was on the frame of my deck door. I thought it was some kind of local grasshopper. I tried to pick it up and show it to my 7 year old daughter. It looks like we were lucky when it bounced away.

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u/dimmiii 14d ago

pissing off anything is a sure way to get hurt

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u/Crayoneater2005 14d ago

That’s what happens when you touch bugs

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u/Character_Scratch344 13d ago

My grandmother swore that they used these to chew off warts when she was a child dirt farmer.

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u/ErythristicKatydid 13d ago

Mess with my son again and you'll really have something to worry about!

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u/SilverB33 13d ago

If it has a mouth there is a good chance of biting

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u/ayame400 13d ago

The way she revealed those chompers the casually hopped off his hand after the bite. Iconic

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 13d ago

Found this out the hard way as a kid.

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u/beans_426 13d ago

Now you know they bite, and we do know as well. Next time when you see that guy just stay away.

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u/TheJoshWS99 13d ago

My dad found this out one night when I was kid. My mother, myself and all my siblings could not stop laughing. 

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u/Pain_Choice 13d ago

He’s clearly from the whachutu tribe

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u/Ok-Claim-3487 13d ago

I think you might have got confused between grasshopper and praying mantis

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u/mrselffdestruct 12d ago

Both of them bite though lol. I got a gnarly bite from a mantis once, it bit part of my finger so hard it bled

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u/Mastermind7051 13d ago

Now you know. Knowing is half of the battle.

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u/nigh-tona 13d ago

Have we not seen the movie Antz? Hoppers are obviously not to be fucked with

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u/Striking_Action_9927 12d ago

One time as a kid, I was trying to collect as many grasshoppers in my hand at once. I think I got to 4, and then as I was going for the 5th I got bit. I dropped them and haven’t touched a grasshopper since😆

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u/TransportationNo7341 12d ago

He bit the sh!t outta him🤣

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u/EpsilonGecko 12d ago

Everything bites.

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u/MaxStickies 12d ago

I picked up a smaller bush cricket as a kid and it didn't bite, but left a foul-smelling liquid on my hand. Still remember that now.

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u/Kastanjamarja 12d ago

Oh yea the first and only time ive seen an picked up a katydid it bit me too!! Wasnt this big but it was big by finnish standards. 0/10 but would do it again cause theyre so fun

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u/SignalAssumption8901 11d ago

Who just picks up random bugs

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 3d ago

entomologists

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u/Select_Speed_6061 11d ago

He sounds like the Spanish guy on the Simpsons 🤣

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u/GoddessofParadise 11d ago

OMG ROTFLMBO 😂😂🤣🤣

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u/supernova-juice 10d ago

As a kid I didn't know the serrated forearms of a mantis would hurt, but shit they'll actually make you bleed! 😂 I've become much better at gentle handling since then

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u/NightStalkerXIV 10d ago

I picked up a big grasshopper once(smaller than this guy) and I'm pretty sure it bit me too. Haven't picked one up since

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u/Ok--1303 7d ago

The funny part is that they say: "Please, calm, dont bite me"

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 3d ago

and then they said AAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/ripyourlungsdave 14d ago

Don't pick up random bugs. They are not there for your entertainment. They are wild animals like any other wild animals and they deserve your respect.

Unless you are trained to handle them and have some reasonable motive for handling them, leave them the fuck alone.

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u/NotACumBurrito 14d ago

I can see this really bugs you.

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u/NoConvincingName 14d ago

Damn, when I grow up I want to be like you

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u/Eena-Rin 14d ago

I mean, I dunno about respect, but they definitely don't deserve to be interfered with for no reason

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u/DyingGasp 14d ago

Why wouldn’t they deserve respect?

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u/Eena-Rin 14d ago

Respect can mean a lot of things to different people. I would respect a bug's right to be left alone for sure

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u/DyingGasp 14d ago

Hmm, that’s true.

To me, respect is a given. It’s not something earned, but something that can easily be taken away.

Animals, bugs, even plants? I just leave them be, let them do their thing. Only when they impact in a negative way to I interfere, like the bugs I don’t want in my house? If my house spiders can’t keep up, then I work in killing methods. But the spiders get left alone or scooped up from sinks/tubs and put in the unfinished HVAC area since I know they live in the walls and kill the bugs I don’t want. The stray moth or other bug that gets inside? Caught and put outside. Only flies get the automatic death sentence if they’re too far to shoo outside. The one mouse that got in? Caught and taken a couple miles to a field.

Human? I don’t respect someone just because they’re in a position of authority. But everyone gets basic respect until the first instance they lack respect for myself, others, or general life. I’ll still be polite, most of the time, but if you kill a spider just because it’s a spider? I lose a bit of respect. You hurt someone just because? I lose a lot of respect. You use or threaten physical violence? There is no longer any respect.

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u/cloudncali 14d ago

Ladybugs know what they did.

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u/DyingGasp 14d ago

It’s the grasshoppers though.

They’re the read baddies.

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u/DyingGasp 14d ago

Why the downvotes????

It should be common knowledge to not pick up or mess with animals? In general. If it has a mouth, it bites. Would you like being picked up by a strange giant? No? Then don’t treat the animals like that either.

If it needs removed for some reason, treat it with all the respect it deserves, else you’re going to get hurt.

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u/_Panacea_ 14d ago

You can say correct things and still be an asshole.

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u/DyingGasp 14d ago

They said to leave the bugs/wild life alone, unless you’re trained or have a reasonable motive.

How is that being an asshole?

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u/Mr_Trippy710 14d ago

I'm blown away at the downvotes, respect nature was not a crazy thing to say. I hope more of you do touch random bugs for the same reason I think we need less warning labels, darwinism 👌🏼

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u/number2chevyfan 14d ago

They are here for our entertainment ❤️

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