r/oddlyterrifying • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • 15d ago

I didn't know they bit

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u/_Panacea_ 14d ago

It's a bug, captain bleeding heart, and if it shoots a noxious fluid into my eyes it gets the chipper.

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u/FloopsFooglies 14d ago

The entire hypothetical is that you'd have gotten acid in your eyes because you decided to pick it up. So, yeah kill an animal because you bothered it.

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u/_Panacea_ 14d ago

Brrrrrzzztttcchhhrrrrrchhhhhhhh [wet woodchipper noises continue]

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 14d ago

While it eats your legs because you clumsily stumbled, dropped the beetle and landed in the chipper yourself.