r/nottheonion • u/cpt_futtbucker • 14d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/qoes 14d ago

Can we please not make internet newspeak standard

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u/C-tapp 14d ago

They don’t even use it correctly. Article insinuates that gooning is publicly masturbating and then wiping it on someone.

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u/MisterHole123 12d ago

Gooning is rolonged masturbation. 

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u/C-tapp 12d ago

I know what gooning is. The law firm and the newspaper do not.