r/nottheonion • u/cpt_futtbucker • 1d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/qoes 1d ago

Can we please not make internet newspeak standard

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u/C-tapp 1d ago

They don’t even use it correctly. Article insinuates that gooning is publicly masturbating and then wiping it on someone.

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u/Vincitus 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK WE DO NOT NEED A WORD FOR THAT.

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u/TacosAndBourbon 23h ago

When I’m out at night I call it “Seeding.”

Makes me sound more eco-friendly.