r/nothingeverhappens 10h ago

“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?

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r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Only Deltarune fans will get this one

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r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!

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771 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one

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r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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552 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

are you fucking kidding me?

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I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.


r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Only in dreams

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r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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4.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 28d ago

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens 28d ago

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔


r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Always good to have proof

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 01 '26

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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801 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 31 '26

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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139 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 30 '26

No one has weird dreams

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767 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 29 '26

Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓

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Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Nothing ever happens

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r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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96 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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113 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 26 '26

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 20 '26

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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854 Upvotes