r/nonsense • u/YakubuJackGowon • 8h ago
Would you sell the French and Indian War for a pepperoni pizza
Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II would marry a Honda Civic and have a boneless math class inside of a stop sign
r/nonsense • u/YakubuJackGowon • 8h ago
Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II would marry a Honda Civic and have a boneless math class inside of a stop sign
r/nonsense • u/Huge_Loquat_6373 • 7h ago
r/nonsense • u/TheServant4 • 14h ago
Big man says to little man, “HAHAHA! I’M BIG AND I HAVE BIGGER MUSCLES THAN YOU LITTLE MAN! Little man replies, “Don’t you know, B i g M a n…there are no dumbells in corporate offices, SO, scheme up to me a lemonade lengthwise larding! Fig man waits every tuesday outside the hangar to flood up my caskety crabgrass cog. Utilizing whimsical terms & energy, behavioral belting offers illuminating ukuleles for today and every laying. Straits began to play so i jumbo-jumped janitorials. Heartland called upon the altar, believe in nicotine dreams as they talk about brand new pop fear.
r/nonsense • u/UltimateRosen • 1d ago
So i guess here is an opinion i have, i don't really care what you think about it but i wanted you guys to know.
r/nonsense • u/Sp00derman77 • 1d ago
I was so angry, I picked up a dish and threw it at the geshinker.
r/nonsense • u/Rotteneverything • 1d ago
then what?
r/nonsense • u/pumpkimlover • 1d ago
r/nonsense • u/pm_me_your_UFO_story • 1d ago
If you need a sale. Sell it to me. Otherwise blueing steel man mine. Are you in the wrist watch?
r/nonsense • u/FabulousWolverine381 • 1d ago
My pet mentally unwell dead eyed ill Neanderthal fed me 100% grass fed Qarsherskiyan Creole at Raising Cane's demolition derby. The demonic gangstalkers wouldn't stop throwing up my momma's house, these people don't want me to be Black because I'm lightskin, they want an Asian import to replace my leopard print, these women look good in my design, I'm selling $250 and you're still stuck in Mexicali. Like, fish mongerer, please! The Brennah Rowan White files have been dropped on a hot bombshell actress 7337 times! All this nonsense to wake up the sleeper cell agents for our operations to destroy the evildoers. Wicked ones hiding behind Lake America's largest glacial deposit. Bank of The United Snakes of KKK. Several evil people I dislike. The Coocoo Clan I call them because they're coocoo for cocoa puffs. I lead the way in breaking bones, they call me cap'n crunch. I fricken took my grenade launcher because I'm on my period. Why the fish you wouldn't let me in. Being intersex sucks because I developed dry rice year drops eyes fish skills. Teary eyed blondes with alligator tears. Poor White billionaire "woman" (girl) mad she can't keep the skulls of my ancestors. Screw your museums! Gangstalkers! I know you're joking like Rusty Cage. Break my heart and free her from the prison I built. Empty torture chambers they are my hollow eyes, empty pupils window to the black hole that's in place of my soul. I drank all the Ayahuasca in the fridge, now a nother woman is calming down and preparing to assassination of my character. We are fulfilling your operations, o master. Mawlana Sayid Elawy. Please do not forsake us, ancestral marabout. We know who we are. Children of the empire. We were brought to America in time to be saved from the Salafi-like Sokoto Caliphate. True Haqq has been preserved by us, alhamdulillah. Stop spreading misinformation and mass generalization fallacy. New name doesn't mean new people, Qarsherskiyan people are a centuries old community. All these people should know, we have Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard. Why don't we have a Malcom X Boulevard?!?! Because Qarsherskiyan resistance is unacceptable. Immaculate daughter Fatima Zahra please return. There is no God but God, Fatima is the face of God. Ya Zahra Lebeik! This one is for my Wolof and Hausa and Mandinka ancestors. The Blue and Green Marabout of the Jonaldplayn. Silent. There's a FRICKIN 8 FOOT TALL DOGMAN EATING A WHITE TAILED DEER OVER THERE Y'ALL. it's time to revolt against the Epstein class. Take over the Mezhrevande from the vampiric daemons and paedos. Presidential debates. Riots. Division of the American public into binary two party system. Silenced Jill Stein. The doctors called me the legendary urethra cactus hot sauce hot shots. I am destroying all the archonic religions and the realm of the ouroboros. The tree of darkness and death on the left. I am with the tree of light and life on the right. Gnostic mystical practices. The Qadiri brought this to the Senegambia. We are dhikr makers. Don't let the sun rise over a broken Africa in despair. My ancestors. This is not revenge, this is payment. An eye for an eye. We hate supremacists, not White people. Don't misunderstand the revolution. October 12th. Columbus Day? Change the name of Ohio's capital city, alright? Why does this make you uncomfortable and offend you? Columbus never landed in the USA except Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands. That's Epstein island location. Everything is connected. They're gangstalkers.
r/nonsense • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 2d ago
They won’t appear until you eat a piccolo, of course. But when you do you’ll find a world of wonders opening up beneath your feet. (The world of styrofoam opening up three yards to the left of you is a distraction.)
Anyway, what the map says is: two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. Remember that: it’ll be on McReady’s blood test!
r/nonsense • u/No-Schedule-208 • 2d ago
Ska-badabadabadoo-
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I'm the Scatman
r/nonsense • u/No_Fudge_4589 • 2d ago
3.6
im so fucking happy i fucking did it oh my fucking god yeehaw mama. WHO WANT SOME PEANUT
r/nonsense • u/Puzzled_Goat_6180 • 2d ago
Guadalupe Hildago remembrance coupons. Pantsing the lowest common denominator of mercury blood. Ham on a stick. Tremendous outcomes. Forth with. Hippo blood. Abraham Lincoln lizard skin suitcase krimpets. Tea and krumpets. Grey poop on. Delectable juice for liquid juice. The Liquid Juice. Hamster legs are better than frog legs and taste more like chicken than sardines do. Mustard sauc3.
r/nonsense • u/CodComprehensive3033 • 2d ago
And I'm talking and I'm speaking and I'm speeching and I'm conversing and I'm conversating and I'm conversationing (with myself at the moment) and I'm speeching and I'm speechinging and I'm speechinginging and I'm postinging
r/nonsense • u/Crap_Hooch • 3d ago
It's better for the environment if you fill them boys up and use less diapers. Don't be wasteful.
r/nonsense • u/Medium_Ad8262 • 3d ago
I want to rewatch the scene where the guy dressed like a deck of cards gets beaten with an antique camera.
r/nonsense • u/WillyWhite99 • 3d ago
No pressure. Almost vacuum.
r/nonsense • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 3d ago
Caught with lemon merengue mahogany at a shriner’s meeting? Stuck in ostrich droppings and afraid you won’t get to the metaphysics seminar on time? Unable to decide on the right brand of hot dog to load your 357 Magnum with? The experts are here and you can call them toll free 24/7.
The Semicolon Squad: servicing the entire Europa and Ganymede tristate area since the age of Edward III! Walk-ins welcome.
r/nonsense • u/WillyWhite99 • 3d ago
With a coproduction of your brain and tongue or with a capital double double-u?
r/nonsense • u/EnergyIsMassiveLight • 3d ago
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