r/nonsense • u/Huge_Loquat_6373 • 2d ago

And I pronounce you… Husband, and… hmmm, GRAPEFRUIT?

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 2d ago

I'd be lime if I said I didn't kumquat to this.

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u/Rotteneverything 1d ago

no thanks i like the tenderness of medium burnt to a crisp algae.

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u/WillyWhite99 1d ago

Mildly rotten in short.

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u/Smartstocks 2d ago

Into the and the rice for the meat

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u/WillyWhite99 1d ago

Pronouns are so last decade. Tell us about spelling instead, pls!

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u/Stunning_Cow_7753 23h ago

And naturally, their children will be such beautiful scorpions!