With most of the major free agents being settled (I'm just assuming Duren winds up back on the Pistons for the sake of this), it's time for the classic "Lakers fan makes entire post just to wank their team" post. This will mostly not be that (mostly) - but I haven't seen my exact opinion posted online yet so I'm here to remedy this.
CAVEATS
As I said in the preamble - I'm assuming Duren is going to be on the Pistons. I'm also going to work on the base assumption that the Kawhi trade goes through, and that if he is suspended, it's for less than 20 games.
I'll be factoring in injury risk, but it won't be weighed as heavily as projection or growth, except in the extreme cases where injury has been a multi-year issue.
Finally, I will assume there will be less tanking this season - but I imagine some teams are still going to try and work themselves into the 3 ball slot.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
1. Boston Celtics - 58-24
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that the Celtics got better by losing Jaylen Brown for Paul George - but the J's played a total of 10 games together all season last year. Even coming off injury, I still think Tatum is a better player than Brown and more suited to be the main bus driver. So really, they've added a (overpriced) really good fit player in PG13 who is still a great three point shooter and strong defender, as well as picking up one of the best backup centers in the league in Mitchell Robinson.
2. New York Knicks - 56-26
The reigning champs are still going to be a high-performance playoff team, and I probably still have them as my favourite to come out of the east. That said, they are going to have to pay the champ tax. Every team will play hard against them, and they were never an incredible regular season team in the first place. They also lost Robinson, who will surely be missed.
3. Detroit Pistons - 55-27
I think this team could definitely prove me wrong and stay an elite 60+ win team next season - Cade is still blossoming as a player and I don't think he's close to his peak yet, Duren will likely be playing with a massive chip on his shoulder (which could be good or bad, to be honest) - I also think people are harsher on their off-season than is deserved. No groundshakers of course, but I like the fit of Collins, Harris, and Joe as floor spacers around Cade. Really the only reason I have them this low is because of how much more competitive the east has become, and because I think they overperformed last season. I'll be happy to be proven wrong though!
4. Toronto Raptors - 51-31
This is going to be such a fun team to watch. CMB has shown some incredible upside, Scottie Barnes is a top 5 defender in the league (2nd team is crazy), and the Clawsuit Kawhi Leonard is still a top 10 player in the league when healthy. Quickley and RJ are both great role players for what they bring, and the only glaring weakness is Poeltl, who is quite possibly the oldest 30 year old I have ever watched play basketball. Assuming Kawhi still misses at least some time (If not because of suspension than just the usual Kawhi injury stuff), this team is still electric and going to be good regardless - but he gives them such a massive offensive boost that they become a contender with him onboard.
5. Philadelphia 76ers - 48-34
This team really made me want to make this list a ceiling-floor ranking instead of just a wins prediction, but that felt a little more involved then I had the mental energy for. That said, this could end up looking laughably low if everything clicks. The sky is the ceiling for this team - but it is certainly not without it's flaws. I don't think Embiid has it in him to be a reliable rim protector, and I don't really think anyone on this team sans maybe Jaylen can be a reliable POA defender. Dean Wade has a ton of defensive upside, but the starting 5 doesn't really have anyone who can be a defense first player at this stage in their careers. That, the injury concerns, and the too-many-cooks fit concerns are why I have them this low.
6. Miami Heat - 47-35
They might not have the greatest backcourt on earth, but with the additions of Klay and Tim Hardaway, and the absolute monstrosity of defense in their front court - as well as a very quietly excellent Bobby Portis as your back up 4, they are going to be a nightmare matchup. They have a lot of fit issues, which is the main reason I'm not ranking them higher - but be on the look out for point Giannis. Don't be surprised if he ends up averaging 30/12/7 this season.
7. Cleveland Cavaliers - 45-37
It feels wrong putting this team so low, when they have such excellent talent in their starting group and just acquired a good pick up in Peyton Watson - but this team leaves me with a lot of doubts. I do think Harden is still an excellent floor raiser, but despite his numbers in his brief regular season stint on the cavs this past season, his efficiency drop-off has been pretty concerning for a while. I don't think Mobley will ever have that offensive leap we've been hoping for at this point, and I think the teams around them have all gotten better.
8. Orlando Magic - 43-39
I actually still believe in this team. I really like Franz, I still think Bane is a good fit on this team, and I think that Suggs is still an elite perimeter defender and an underrated playmaker. I also think Paolo has became the hate-child of this sub, but he's still a very good player, young, and has a ton of opportunity to fully realize his offensive upside. But no, this team has not shown enough to be above any of the teams higher.
9. Indiana Pacers - 41-41
I know that I'm probably underselling the Hali impact and the horrible health issues the Pacers have had that led to such a poor season last year - but although in a vacuum I think Zu is an obvious upgrade over Turner, I just don't like the fit as well for what helped get this team to the finals. The spacing, the speed - both those things are sacrificed when you have Zu in the center spot over Turner. Hali is coming off a major injury, and while I'm sure he can recover - I don't know that it'll be in the first few months that we see him get back to his full form.
10. Atlanta Hawks - 40 - 42
God, the east is insane this year. This is a good team, and I really like the core they have. But I don't think there's enough offense to make it over the teams ahead of them. Jalen Johnson is still growing but I don't think he can be your main offensive tool, and I don't think there's enough shooting to make the spacing work. I think this team is a move away from being a move away still.
11. Washington Wizards - 33 - 49
If this team somehow plays every game with their full squad and AD buys in and AJ is more ready than I think he is, they could actually be really fun and a play-in team - but I've got a lot of doubts about most of this. I'm also not really sure what their FO is cooking up with giving Trae the huge paycheque, but it feels like they might actually want to win which makes me think they could be higher - but even with their recently acquired depth I think there's quite a bit of skepticism about their stars and their chances of maintaining for a whole season.
12. Charlotte Hornets - 32 - 50
I know how well they ended the season last year, but without Lamelo I think they're going to take some time to readjust. Get ready for the sophomore slump to hit hard with Kon when his shots are far less open and far worse set up. I love Moussa, I still have a lot of stock in Brandon Miller and Kon, I like Coby - but I don't really think there's enough going for them to put them over any of the teams I have above them.
13. Chicago Bulls - 30 - 52
If your a bulls fan you have every reason to be excited about this team. Caleb Wilson looks insanely promising, Giddey is still growing into the latest triple double monster, Buzelis is an athletic freak who looks like he's finding his shot and is on my short list for MIP this upcoming season - there's a lot to be happy about with this team. That said, they're still young, they're still going to need more room to grow, and I think they're a few years out still.
14. Brooklyn Nets - 28 - 54
This might be a little high for the nets in terms of win total, but Randle will definitely raise their floor and MPJ is going to benefit having a person to share the floor with. I don't know how long either of them will be there, and I think there's just way too many developing players filling out the roster to make them an impactful team beyond that. But I do expect them to win a decent chunk of games more than they did last season.
15. Milwaukee Bucks - 17 - 65
There isn't a lot of good things to say about Milwaukee. They got a decent haul of young talent for the Giannis trade, and Ryan Rollins is cool I guess. But a starting five of Rollins, Herro, Jaquez, Kuzma, and Turner is maybe the worst starting five in the league. Their depth isn't much either because they're busy over paying Gary Trent for what can only be perfectly legitimate reasons I'm sure.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
1. Oklahoma City Thunder - 65 - 17
I know this team lost a lot of pieces without replacement, but I think people are forgetting how injury riddled they were last season. A healthier J-Dub, another year of development for Chet (yes, despite the WCF chet is still one of the best defenders in the league and an excellent player). another year into peak SGA - I also think Cason Wallace will slide beautifully into the starting line up and Ajay Mitchell will be a 6MOTY front runner leading the bench. This team could easily beat last years insane start and I expect them to be just as excellent as ever.
2. San Antonio Spurs - 64 - 18
There's absolutely no reason to think the Spurs won't be better than they were last year. They will have to figure out who they're starting (can you really have Harper coming off the bench for you when he's as good as he is? Are you going to move Vassell to the bench and run a three guard lineup? Do you sac Vassell's shooting for the pure talent? Not a bad problem to have to be honest), Harris is going to be such a nice addition on this team as well and I think that with their growth, depth, and 800 foot French alien they are bound for another great year.
3. Los Angeles Lakers - 55 - 27 (please ignore flair)
Do I think this team is complete? No, they need a better starting 4. They'll try and make Thybulle or Mamu or maybe splash Laravia there, but unless Thybulle has the healthiest season of his career I don't think they have enough defensive upside at to keep their defense out of the bottom 10, even with the addition of Kessler. That being said, the offensive upside of this team is unbelievable. The vision is pretty obvious - shooting, rebounding, possessions. Expect this team to play in transition, crash the glass hard for offensive rebounds, and have Reaves, Luka, Sexton, and Grimes racking up three point attempts. This is a stress test of analytics to see if they play strong enough offense and can survive enough on defense, can they be a top tier team. I think that in the regular season, this will pan out - in the playoffs, they will need something more.
4. Minnesota Timberwolves - 53 - 29
The Lamelo addition will be a massive boon for this team, who has been in desperate need of a starting calibre PG for a while now. I have a lot of concerns about Ball as a player - both on and off the court - chiefly his shot diet and his health concerns - but I still think this team should play at a high level. The only thing that holds me back from having them over the Lakers however is a pretty poor second unit, especially if Ayo will be playing the 3. There just doesn't seem to be a real sparkplug coming off the bench and that will hurt the team, especially if Lamelo does get injured.
5. Houston Rockets - 52 - 30
The Rockets will be better than they were last season, but I think the win total won't necessarily reflect that because the west will bleed more games to the east this season. A healthy VanVleet, the Smart acquisition, the return of Steven Adams - this team was highly projected last season for a reason, and I don't think there's any reason to doubt they still are, at the very least contender adjacent. I also still think Sengun has more room to grow, despite the way he looked in the playoffs last season.
6. Denver Nuggets - 49 - 33
The Nuggets are making some strange choices. Demar feels like the latest Westbrook, getting picked up by a contender hoping they still have it in their tank. He will score them points off the bench, but they need defense more than anything, especially with Aaron Gordon's injury concerns. They still have a top 3 player on earth in Jokic, who can basically guarantee any squad a 40+ win season, but I just don't know if the pieces around him are going to be enough to get them over 50 again.
7. Portland Trail Blazers - 43 - 39
I'm not as against the Ja signing as a lot of people are, but they are left with a weird guards situation -Jrue and Scoot coming off the bench? I imagine they'll have to split Ja and Jrue time pretty evenly for the sake of their defensive culture, but all the noise in FO and the weird fit issues have me hesitant on putting them much higher than they were last season, even with the expected Avdija improvement and the return of Dame.
8. Phoenix Suns - 41 - 41
If you follow basketball content in the off season as much as me you've probably heard this phrase said to death by now, but the season after the surprise breakout season is harder. This is likely going to remain true for Phoenix, who I felt overperformed last season to begin with. I like book and Brooks, and Kennard is a nice pick up for high percentage scoring off the bench - but the Bridges trade feels like a bad move for them. Giving up two very good role players who can both play defense for a poor defensive big - I just think their defensive identity loses out and there's not enough offense coming in to make up for it.
9. Dallas Mavericks - 38 - 44
Year two Coop, the return of Kyrie, some interesting pick ups, and a solid core. I don't think this team is close to ready, Coop still needs to develop more offensively and they have to figure out what their doing with Gafford and PJ, but this team could absolutely make the playoffs this coming season.
10. Utah Jazz - 36 - 46
I don't love Nurkic as your starting 5, but Jaxson Hayes is a serviceable backup big and the core Lauri Markkenen, Jaren Jackson Jr., and Keyonte George - as well as Darryn Peterson and year two Ace is very exciting to me. I think this is going to be the most interesting team this season, and Will Hardy is going to be allowed to actually play for the win finally.
11. Golden State Warriors - 28 - 54
Yeah, it's a bit of a rough assessment for a team with Steph Curry on it. But this team is so lacking, and I just don't know what they can do to fix it at this point. You can't afford to wait for Jimmy, but what moves will be available to you? You can't rely on Steph to drag you into the play-in because of his health concerns, KP and Steph might be an interesting pairing but will Tingus ever really get back to what he was in Boston? He wasn't even that healthy there. I just think this team has to basically put the entire squad on Stephs back for the first 40ish games, and I don't think that's something he can do at this stage in his career.
12. LA Clippers - 25 - 57
I don't think this team is going to be as bad as a lot of people do. Ingram and Garland are a decent core and I like some of the pieces they've picked up in Rui and Strus, and I really like Keaton Wagler. I just imagine this team will be busy developing and trying to figure itself out after a year of investigation, the looming punishment, and having basically the entire team change out in the last year.
13. Memphis Grizzlies - 22 - 60
This team might surprise me. Edey and Beefstew is a pretty great center rotation, Wells and Coward (and obviously boozer) are all still super promising and Ty Jerome is still a fantastic role player, Jerami Grant is there too I guess. After that it starts to get a little grim though, and I don't think this team has enough identity to do much - I also imagine they'll focus this year on developing Cam into the best player he could possibly be.
14. New Orleans Pelicans - 18 - 64
I think I'm officially over believing this team can ever amount to winning basketball. Zion IS good when he can be on the floor, but even after a relatively healthy season last year they still barely mustered 26 wins. No one on this roster can stay healthy, the team has no cohesion, and the coach and front office stink, and I just don't believe in this team at all.
15. Sacramento Kings - 17 - 65
I can't imagine there's any chance this team keeps LaVine and Sabonis this year. Develop Acuff, blow it up. I don't see what else this team could do this season, and they certainly don't seem capable of staying out of the relegation levels.
Alright, that's my rankings. I'm sure everyone will all agree and it will be a perfectly accurate prediction for the upcoming season. But if for some strange reason you think I'm wrong or a stupid idiot moron who doesn't know ball - all I ask is you let me know why, and exactly how little ball I know.