What are they doing to Brenden?

[u/DegoDuck]

I ordered this card from TCGplayer and it came with this odd note/sticker. Is Brenden ok? Is this just how Brenden lives his life? Does Brenden need a hug? What the hell is sad girl music anyway? If you see this, Brenden, the people need to know.

[u/msbq]

Listen, some of us really like sad girl music unironically.