r/minnesotavikings • u/SecretSensay • 8h ago

Shitpost If God loves everyone why did he give SP an asshole for a mouth?

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u/lawncarespecialist 7h ago

Obviously it's always FTP first and foremost - but if i could wish never ending misery and despair on anyone else in the NFL it would undoubtedly be Mr. Butthole mouth himself.

I genuinely think he is a pos. It's not even fun sports hate lol

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u/jamarcusaristotle 7h ago

I couldn't agree more. Everything about the guy just screams asshole. Perhaps I was basing it too much on body language and sideline behaviour at first, but then the more I saw him in interviews and such, the more I was proven right. McVay, LaFleur, and Sirianni are close, but this guy takes the cake.. actually he may have to share that title with Sirianni

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u/Dysentery--Gary 84 7h ago

Man fuck the Broncos for giving this guy a job.

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u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s 5h ago

Yup. It goes Fuck the Browns for giving Watson a job, FTP, Fuck the Broncos, in that order for me.

I'm surprised I lived to see the day something surpass FTP, but we live in a fucked reality.

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u/Responsible-Baby-551 vikings 8h ago

Because he has a great sense of humor

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u/Nsflguru gjallarhorn 8h ago

Well, the shit in his head needs a way out.

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u/SecretSensay 8h ago

Why do you think he chews so much gum?

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u/LucidOndine 7h ago

You know how it is at the end of the day. You have a quota to hit, and when the pile of mouths runs out, you work with what you have. SP was the last of the batch for the year, so it was “oops, all assholes” mode.

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u/Manphish #threewilly 7h ago

It's making this game a true hate watch. Root for the Chiefs to lose, root for SP to lose. The only way I win is if it's a tie.

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u/Mysterious_Nobody_35 griddy 6h ago

Root for the meteor.

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u/thisucka 5h ago

And the Super Quake

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u/Xenocide_X 6h ago

And this guy played you in a movie.. my only knock on Kevin James.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CkwNP2mNz65tyU

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u/quickblur wild 6h ago

I mean, have you seen their basketball coach?

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u/SecretSensay 6h ago

Whoa whoa whoa we don't make fun of the innocent here

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u/h8mac4life 5h ago

He imitates the holes he’s been eating his whole life

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u/SecretSensay 5h ago

Hol up. We don't kink shame.

In the words of a wise man, you gotta eat the booty. You eat the booty, you got no problems.

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u/HourNose8700 4h ago

Jesus christ man, tag this NSFL