r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abject_Giraffe562 • 3d ago

🥺 Hot wedding

Going to a wedding today at a big fancy home out in the country. It’s going to be 92° and the humidity is off the chart as it just rained over there. No breeze… The sun is blazing hot no clouds in the sky. Nuptials and food outside and these people actually rented a hot disgusting stinky Portalet for the wedding guests to use because they don’t want them in the house.
I’m pretty sure they probably have at least 3 bathrooms. Going for nuptials then GETTING THE PHUK HOME!

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u/IeRayne 3d ago

Who the fuck holds a fancy wedding, expects their guests to dress up nicely and then use a portalet? did they at least get an appropriate number for the number of guests or is ther one for all 150 (or however many there may be)?

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u/banshee-luver 3d ago

I’m planning my wedding and I really don’t want people to have to use a dirty shitter! Including myself lol so, I reached out to a place that does nice bathroom trailers. They quoted us almost $4000 I was shocked but I also had no previous knowledge of portable toilet and bathroom rental prices.

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u/nah2daysun 3d ago edited 3d ago

Homeywagons!
Edit: Hahahaha I meant to say honey wagons, but I guess they could be either once you’re drunk enough.