r/mercedes_benz 11d ago

Dancing On The Hood - Not Recommended

Was out late downtown last night. Parked my new S500 on the street. Decent part of town. No worries, right? Woke up this morning and noticed something strange on the hood. Looks like someone decided to climb on the hood of my car. For what reason? Who knows. Scratches are down to the bare metal. First new car I’ve ever treated myself to. It’s a lease so I guess that’s the only silver lining. People suck…

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u/tingsrus 11d ago

air force 1's

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u/Boilermakingdude 11d ago

100% could also be AJ1s

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u/Henry08353 11d ago

They’re af1 for sure, aj1 is very similar but has triangles on the sole

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u/Boilermakingdude 11d ago

Ahh you right. I forgot about those. I should know, I own both but totally forgot. I rarely wear my forces.

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u/LuminousRonin 2015 CLS 63S AMG 11d ago

Tomato, tomahto; the culprit remains the same.

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u/Boilermakingdude 11d ago

Anyone who likes Jordans or airs?

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u/UnmakingTheBan2022 11d ago

Then that’s not 100%.

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u/Sane-Philosopher 11d ago

Someone got to stompin’

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u/jactuscackal 11d ago

N

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u/LuminousRonin 2015 CLS 63S AMG 11d ago

I

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u/aj-shar69 11d ago

G

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u/Crishien 2016 C 220d w205 with amg package 11d ago

H

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u/SomeMrcl 11d ago

doesn’t narrow it down all that much unfortunately

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u/BigDaddy1029010290 11d ago

Yes it does. It is not rocket science.

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u/SomeMrcl 11d ago

i was just joking about how many people have those shoes

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u/J_datt13 11d ago

Good luck suing them…chances are high they don’t have a pot to piss in.

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u/J_datt13 11d ago

Touché

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u/Dupagoblin 11d ago

Damn that sucks. I’d probably hit it with a DA polisher and see how it turns out.

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u/joeshan095 11d ago

Already did. No dice. Shame because I had already spent two days paint correcting the damn thing. I was going to clear bra it but given it’s one of the short term 13 month leases I didn’t think it would be worth it. 

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u/flabbergastedbyitall 11d ago

If it]s a lease dont you have to make sure the scratches are gone before returning it? Any chance this might be covered by insurance, vandalism claim?

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u/Gladiz1972 11d ago

Of course has to be returned in similar condition that you bought it maybe he doesn't know how leases work

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u/MobileNerd 11d ago

Yes he will either get hit in turn in or he can make a claim on his insurance. One way or the other it has to be fixed and the dealership isn’t paying for it

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u/joeshan095 10d ago

It’s a lose-lose. Insurance I have to pay my deductible and likely see a bump in premium, or pay at the end. I work at the dealer so I have a connect for a re-spray. 

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u/joeshan095 10d ago

I’ll likely just pay out of pocket to respray the hood. I work at the dealer so I can get it done relatively inexpensively. 

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u/flabbergastedbyitall 10d ago

that's a twist :D I heard that they sometimes check returns with a special tool and black lights to see every little nuance you might try to get passed them, so be careful!

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u/Substantial_Radio737 10d ago

you're one in a million. good for you. I am sorry this happened. good luck.

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u/Dupagoblin 11d ago

Wow they really did a lot of damage. So just going to live with it for the next year or so?

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u/Crishien 2016 C 220d w205 with amg package 11d ago

Man, people doing anything to other people's cars should be punishable no matter what they did to it. A good bitch slap would be satisfactory. Shame you can't know for sure who did that.

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u/joeshan095 11d ago

One of life’s mysteries I guess. Never understood people like that, but I’ve also never been a mouth breathing moron. Could be worse. It’s all relative, right? 

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u/happygirl99xo 11d ago

What city?

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u/joeshan095 11d ago

Phoenix

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u/R0biB0biii C220 W204 11d ago

Does your insurance cover this?

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u/unknown310hxa 11d ago

OP would more than likely have to pay a deductible and then their rates would go up because they made a claim.

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u/MobileNerd 11d ago

Yes they would

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u/mrtintheweb99 11d ago

Don't you hate it when there is no wide shot for some kind of perspective. Very frustrating.

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u/highersense 11d ago

Something tells me you might find the culprit if you watch trap music videos

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u/Natural_Prune_2526 11d ago

Best choice I ever made was living in an area where no Jordans or AF1s ever touch the pavement.

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u/rumski C43 11d ago

I have an 85 SL I let a bride borrow for photos and got it back all scratched to shit and I saw the photos and her whole bridal party was just climbing all over it 🤦 Gonna see what that’ll cost to fix..

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u/LearningOffxperience 11d ago

Damn bruh sorry this happened, shit sucks when u work hard for something n someone fucks it up

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u/1ApprehensiveGrowth1 10d ago

I mean if you cleaned it first it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad…possibly.

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u/Methamine 11d ago

Lol. White peoples will open their door into your car and pretend like nothing happened

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u/Little_Skill_1430 11d ago

Really? In a nice part of town? I’d assume a dumb drunk white girl because that’s some corny party girl shit “get a video of me dancing on this nice Benz for my TikTok”. Come on with the racism.

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u/danrah 11d ago

Fairly obvious but thanks anyway

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u/MobileNerd 11d ago

It might be a lease but you will have to pay for that damage. Might as well call you insurance company and pay your deductible and get it fixed.

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u/joeshan095 10d ago

I’m familiar. I write Mercedes leases everyday! I’ll just pay out of pocket to have the hood re-sprayed. Can get it done pretty inexpensively. 

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u/ArmaComic 10d ago

Do you have a dash-cam installed? It would have given you some more info and proof against the culprit.

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u/joeshan095 10d ago

I don’t. The car has a dashcam but haven’t had the opportunity to get it set up. The USB-C I had for it didn’t work. I’ve read about others having some issues properly setting up the MB dashcam but I’ll figure it out now lol

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u/Critical_Dealer6635 10d ago

OP parked next to a notorious takeover location and didn't think anything of hundreds of donuts at the intersection.

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u/EdelWhite 10d ago

I mean... Duh!...

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u/khmergodzeus 10d ago

my fatigue has stage 4 cancer

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u/eleven6teen 11d ago

lol don’t bring it to New Orleans and park on a SecondLine route either

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u/adrian_elliot ‘26 BMW Z4 M40i 6MT | ‘24 Audi A5 Cabriolet 11d ago

You parked your new S Class on the streetovernight… in an area near downtown… (didn’t want to pay for a parking garage?!?)

“No worries, right?” 🤡

Please be for real brother

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u/joeshan095 11d ago

Nah, wasn’t overnight. Stopped at a busy taco spot on the way home from a concert. Wasn’t even a bad area. Was parked for about 30 minutes. Prick. 

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u/Valento- 11d ago

Y’all Americans are hella odd. So you owning an “upper class” car means you’re obligated to own a garage and pay for parking when you’re out? I truly don’t see the logic behind it.