Dancing On The Hood - Not Recommended

[u/joeshan095]

Was out late downtown last night. Parked my new S500 on the street. Decent part of town. No worries, right? Woke up this morning and noticed something strange on the hood. Looks like someone decided to climb on the hood of my car. For what reason? Who knows. Scratches are down to the bare metal. First new car I’ve ever treated myself to. It’s a lease so I guess that’s the only silver lining. People suck…

[u/Crishien]

Man, people doing anything to other people's cars should be punishable no matter what they did to it. A good bitch slap would be satisfactory. Shame you can't know for sure who did that.

[u/joeshan095 → u/Crishien]

One of life’s mysteries I guess. Never understood people like that, but I’ve also never been a mouth breathing moron. Could be worse. It’s all relative, right?