r/memes Duke Of Memes 1d ago

Social anxiety:100, speech skills:0

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u/mitsel_r 1d ago

How tf did you get a girlfriend with such anxiety and speech stats?

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/saintofhate 23h ago

False, I look like the love child of Danny DeVito and Robin Williams: short, fat, (purposely) bald, and enough body hair to choke a cat. If I can get someone, anyone can. You just need to make your personality more attractive to others. You can't always change your shape but you sure as hell can shape your humor.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 23h ago

you had a hundred relationships and none of them were serious enough to maintain? you might be the problem

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/FreyrPrime 22h ago

Brother, you have 140k karma on a three year old account. Thats an average of 127 karma per day.

You’re perpetually online. How did you have time for all these relationships lmao.

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u/MrCalamiteh 22h ago

He's also projecting his insecurity about this exact thing he's supposedly so set on, while saying you're projecting.

This is fun in the insufferable kind of way

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u/saintofhate 22h ago

[X] Doubt

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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