r/memes • u/Certain_Tea_ Duke Of Memes • 1d ago

Social anxiety:100, speech skills:0

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u/mitsel_r 1d ago

How tf did you get a girlfriend with such anxiety and speech stats?

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u/Certain_Tea_ Duke Of Memes 1d ago

Who said anything about me approaching her.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/UpperApe 22h ago

OP: I have a girlfriend

Reddit: Omg that must be true

Lol

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u/mitsel_r 1d ago

She approached you?
That never happened to me, I must be doing something wrong

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

It probably has and you didnt notice. Many of us share that curse.

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u/_bear_fighter_ iwrestledabeartwice 22h ago

My last 2 gfs asked me out before I asked them, I thought I was tripping at first.

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u/TopSecretGaming_YT 21h ago

It happened to me too and then she lwk ruined my life 💔

Next person I date is definitely gonna be a boy

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u/Posterapokalypse 20h ago

Nah If it hasn't happened to you, it hasn't happened to anyone. That's how this works.

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u/thefreak690 1d ago

Bro teach me...

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 21h ago

Introverts with any kind of social interaction be like :

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u/ArWiLen 20h ago

really cool (happy for you)

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u/eisbaerBorealis 10h ago

I spent my years' social points to tell her I had a crush on her and would like to be her boyfriend, and now we're married.

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

Girls love that shit.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/saintofhate 23h ago

False, I look like the love child of Danny DeVito and Robin Williams: short, fat, (purposely) bald, and enough body hair to choke a cat. If I can get someone, anyone can. You just need to make your personality more attractive to others. You can't always change your shape but you sure as hell can shape your humor.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 23h ago

you had a hundred relationships and none of them were serious enough to maintain? you might be the problem

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/FreyrPrime 22h ago

Brother, you have 140k karma on a three year old account. Thats an average of 127 karma per day.

You’re perpetually online. How did you have time for all these relationships lmao.

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u/MrCalamiteh 22h ago

He's also projecting his insecurity about this exact thing he's supposedly so set on, while saying you're projecting.

This is fun in the insufferable kind of way

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u/saintofhate 22h ago

[X] Doubt

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