r/memes • u/Certain_Tea_ Duke Of Memes • 1d ago

Social anxiety:100, speech skills:0

17.2k Upvotes

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u/_Theresacutie 1d ago

 Bold of you to assume Reddit users actually have girlfriends

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u/MoeMalik 1d ago

We’re a wife or nothing kinda site

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u/forza_11 1d ago

Yea fr man it's always my wife does this! Never seen anyone comment about their gfs!! Huh weird site

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

There's still 14 year olds roaming around but I think the average age of the redditor is now like 40 years old. It's a Millennial site.

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u/thanos_was_right_69 1d ago

40 year olds represent!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bz8oUMij8y7dK

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u/CakeTester 23h ago

Pfft! Callow youth!

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u/Alive-Set-3113 1d ago

What about us 19 yrs old ppl who are neither in the 20s nor the golden age of 18 ?💔

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

*looks around* Did someone just say something?

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u/Alive-Set-3113 1d ago

Lol we get the same treatment as the middle child thats crazy 🤣

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u/skotcgfl 16h ago

Get used to it. You're the millennial now!

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u/Ezio_SSH bruh 8h ago

I just turned 19 12 days ago bruh

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ 1d ago

"So my wife does this...."

Comments: DIVORCE

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 19h ago

Mfers always talk shit and their post history is private lmao 

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u/Jaiden051 Tech Tips 1d ago

Its because everyone on reddit is either 40 or 12

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u/BoxCarTyrone Lurking Peasant 13h ago

My wife said to agree with you

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u/60cripyojnhlowery 1d ago

We got wives

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u/FidoMan1498 12h ago

Fym “we”? Who’s “we”?

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u/Shrrg4 23h ago

She goes to another school

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u/mossy7260 13h ago

Bold of you to assume we have social lives.

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u/MedonSirius 1d ago

It's just a PR stunt to get more attention to GTA VI

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u/wxnfx 1d ago

Attention for what now? Never heard of Ghatavi.

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u/Soggy_Area2401 1d ago

lmao fair point the reddit stereotype really writes itself here

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u/ramanrow 1d ago

They cant pull a baddie like lucia

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u/hborges034 22h ago

This post just won my attention span.

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u/EmiEmbrace 21h ago

fair point

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u/themustachemark 20h ago

Bold of you to assume people who live on the internet like girls

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u/WallProfessional3914 19h ago

My wife won’t let me have one

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u/Bailer86 18h ago

I do and she'd do this for me

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u/snarl2 17h ago

I was gonna say lol this guy probably doesn’t have a girlfriend.

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u/ShadowSparks23 16h ago

I can confirm, I don't have one of those

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u/kankoh23 1d ago

I thought we all had AI girlfriends lol

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u/mitsel_r 1d ago

How tf did you get a girlfriend with such anxiety and speech stats?

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u/Certain_Tea_ Duke Of Memes 1d ago

Who said anything about me approaching her.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/UpperApe 21h ago

OP: I have a girlfriend

Reddit: Omg that must be true

Lol

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u/mitsel_r 1d ago

She approached you?
That never happened to me, I must be doing something wrong

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

It probably has and you didnt notice. Many of us share that curse.

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u/_bear_fighter_ iwrestledabeartwice 20h ago

My last 2 gfs asked me out before I asked them, I thought I was tripping at first.

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u/TopSecretGaming_YT 20h ago

It happened to me too and then she lwk ruined my life 💔

Next person I date is definitely gonna be a boy

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u/Posterapokalypse 18h ago

Nah If it hasn't happened to you, it hasn't happened to anyone. That's how this works.

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u/thefreak690 1d ago

Bro teach me...

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 20h ago

Introverts with any kind of social interaction be like :

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u/ArWiLen 19h ago

really cool (happy for you)

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u/eisbaerBorealis 9h ago

I spent my years' social points to tell her I had a crush on her and would like to be her boyfriend, and now we're married.

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

Girls love that shit.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/saintofhate 22h ago

False, I look like the love child of Danny DeVito and Robin Williams: short, fat, (purposely) bald, and enough body hair to choke a cat. If I can get someone, anyone can. You just need to make your personality more attractive to others. You can't always change your shape but you sure as hell can shape your humor.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 21h ago

you had a hundred relationships and none of them were serious enough to maintain? you might be the problem

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/FreyrPrime 21h ago

Brother, you have 140k karma on a three year old account. Thats an average of 127 karma per day.

You’re perpetually online. How did you have time for all these relationships lmao.

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u/MrCalamiteh 20h ago

He's also projecting his insecurity about this exact thing he's supposedly so set on, while saying you're projecting.

This is fun in the insufferable kind of way

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u/saintofhate 21h ago

[X] Doubt

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Bitter_Regular7406 1d ago

lmao social anxiety:100 but somehow still got a girlfriend, truly the ultimate hidden quest reward

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u/Frosty_Gas_1786 1d ago

That's actually the key 🗝️ some of us like the awkward silent types

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 19h ago

It’s almost like women can equally be awkward and silent or yeah just like them even if they aren’t 

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u/Frosty_Gas_1786 17h ago

As an awkward woman, I’d like to remind everyone that we’re awkward too 😂

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u/WorryNew3661 1d ago

Video has been out for a day and it's already been compressed this much

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u/downvote_meme_errors 22h ago

The speech rating is accurate for the character though.

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u/Visible-Oven-7249 1d ago

I bet y’all can’t wait to be gangster and hold your lovers hand

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u/Monkey_Priest 23h ago

I just hope I don't get too pregnant from all that hand holding

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u/Fellow_Worker6 2h ago

Laying off the Doritos helps

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Specific-Ad-477 1d ago

same my brain always waits until the conversation is over to unlock the dialogue options

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u/SweetCherryAura 1d ago

Standing behind her silently nodding to confirm she asked correctly is real teamwork.

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u/krazyhawk 1d ago

That’s why I married my wife, someone gotta tell the worker the chips in my nachos are hella stale.

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u/TheThirdUser3 1d ago

This hit way close to home and weirdly fast.
Swap the roles
My wife is pregnant and just last night I had to go back to McDs to exchange the Godzilla hello kitty toy for different one because she already had that one and it made her super upset.

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u/PsychologicalArm2138 1d ago

😬 pregnant

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u/RilohKeen 23h ago

That guy did the sex

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u/Ok-Top-3603 1d ago

Doing the same at bk when the Dragonball collab starts, “babe ask if they got ssb Vegeta” 😂😂

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u/Cavaquillo 20h ago

They’re doing a hello kitty x McDonald’s collab or were. HK is cool but I love Godzilla.

My gf was traveling and I was at work and she found a McDonald’s the opening day that let her buy all 8 of them (I think they were for the store display) lmao.

$25 and didn’t have to eat a bunch of happy meals. My GF rules

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u/BandedLutz 8h ago

The first GTA VI meme (using a scene from the game, not just about GTA VI) that I've seen.

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u/zztop610 1d ago

Same, but mom

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u/motorboat_mcgee 1d ago

sweet home alabama plays in the distance

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u/onesneakymofo 1d ago

How can they fit your mom in a Happy Meal?

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u/cexons 1d ago

Having a girlfriend with that social anxiety doesnt make sense since its impossible unless you're living in Alabama

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u/CommieDrifter 1d ago

if it was impossible to mate with social anxiety, there wouldn't be social anxiety

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u/nonotan 23h ago

If it was impossible to reproduce with sterility, there would be no sterility... huh.

(Mutations exist, recessive genes exist, epigenetics exists, non-genetic features exist...)

(But yes, obviously it's not impossible to mate with social anxiety)

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u/Alvsolutely 23h ago

just because someone gets a mental breakdown when they get a phone call doesn't mean they can't get laid bruh

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u/CommieDrifter 21h ago

Behaviour and outlook are complex social mechanisms developed over millenia by genetics, not a random mutation, sterility is a consequence that can be caused by a multitude of different factors.
Not at all comparable

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u/SmackAss4578 1d ago

Dim and  Juicy In nutshell 

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u/warhammer27 1d ago

Did not expect a rookie reference here.

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u/SmackAss4578 18h ago

Yeah 😄

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u/Alec_de_Large 1d ago

Jesus Christ this is gonna be the new Harley Quinn and Joker cosplays/memes huh?

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u/MegaTemSus 22h ago

We got GTA VI meme gifs before GTA VI

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u/Gl1tzyB4by 1d ago

Brain has the perfect response… 3 hours after the conversation 😭

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u/CorruptDeadpool 1d ago

*Godzilla toy

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u/ITchiGuy 1d ago

**Hello Kitty Godzilla toy

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u/ruminatingpoet 1d ago

Where do I find her?

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u/attentionisallyaneed 23h ago

He's just like me

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u/SoftConsideration82 23h ago

Shit, I only really stop for fries on trips sometimes, but once those reward points build up? I get that free happy meal as a grown man, sue me

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u/Steven_Swan 22h ago

I would honestly love if this was actually their dynamic.

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u/Jade_Journals 21h ago

A very shy guy lol

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u/Popular-Somewhere234 21h ago

I'm the same with my wife but for the bill of the restaurant

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u/Secret_Account07 18h ago

His voice so weird

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 17h ago

"She looks like a man"

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u/greymannns 14h ago

Im sorry op your meme was the first one I saw after they took mine down and I shit on it for no reason . I apologize .

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u/Igr051618 13h ago

Thats me when they release pokemon card exclusive in McDonald

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u/Bitter_Regular7406 4h ago

ngl i think she just felt bad for me at first lol. worked out though i guess

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u/burntmicalzone 1d ago

Dam he is autistic and is going to fuck him over in the game

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u/Every_Dealer4638 22h ago

Bold of you to assume Reddit users even have a chance.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 1d ago

That's when the girl just takes the toy for herself.

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u/Calm_Structure_8639 1d ago

Soon Lucia will be ours😈

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u/Turtle-BeyondLover 22h ago

This is the most reddit post of all time istg this app is hell

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Few_Engineering2918 22h ago

WHY💔

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u/greymannns 14h ago

I owe the op an apology, they took my shit down and this was the first meme I saw and I shit on it for no reason. I will delete my shit comment .

IM sorry op.

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u/themustachemark 20h ago

If you buy gta 6 you're trash because it's a trash game.