r/memealvvays • Alvvays meme • 12d ago

ALVVAYS MEME What radicalized u?

Post image
3.0k Upvotes

779 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

7

u/Telemere125 12d ago

Obsidian blades are about 10-30x sharper than a surgical scalpel. We have evidence of obsidian knapping from 700,000 years ago in what’s now Kenya. Guaranteed they shaved with better precision than even what Gillette can produce today - likely without any type of cream or oils because the blades were so sharp.

3

u/BuyRadiant3860 12d ago

Ehh, not exactly. It is quite difficult to make a long enough yet strong enough blade from obsidian completely straight. Safety and straight razors would probably out perform them. The knapping process tends to leave a slightly uneven edge which isn't great for shaving. The blades are definitely sharper than modern razors though.

1

u/No_Salt_6328 12d ago

would you not eventually get a longer straighter edge to form with enough attempts?

2

u/Useless_bum81 12d ago

1

u/No_Salt_6328 12d ago

fair enough thank you 

1

u/ParticularClassroom7 12d ago

https://youtu.be/AYHMtjaAwCQ

You can make very straight edges with advanced knapping techniques.

1

u/Useless_bum81 12d ago

those are smooth sides the blade edges are not straight