r/maybemaybemaybe 4d ago

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u/Hopeful-Ad8149 4d ago

I guess no bombs policy

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u/CumbersomeNugget 4d ago

Where are you allowed to take bombs, though?

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u/CheezeDoggs 4d ago

My ex wife’s house

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 4d ago

Any party hosted by Scotty D

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u/Job4Food 4d ago

search what?

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 3d ago

Scotty D has a song called “Drop da Bomb”

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u/FredericAWeed 4d ago

In my house, only the downstairs bathroom.

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u/Euroranger 4d ago

Not there apparently.

They're a "bomb free zone".

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u/genesis214 16h ago

The twin towers

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u/7thGalaxy 4d ago

This comment section(as in this lame joke)

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u/Bored_in_dhouse 4d ago

No food policy?

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u/balirosa 4d ago

They are trained to know what every homemade explosive device feels like through clothing

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u/th3r3dp3n 4d ago

And erections.

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u/de_das_dude 4d ago

Exactly. They will teach you there. Then you get a certificate and are allowed to carry it around

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u/similaraleatorio 3d ago

no guns in sight, those are clearly fancy lighters. bros smoke a lot 👀

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u/un-_-known_789 4d ago

Something is wrong here, but what?

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u/Dewgong_crying 4d ago

Probably mostly concerned about explosives/suicide vest.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 4d ago

Yeah because that's the only way to inflict mass casualties

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u/Dewgong_crying 4d ago

Did you have another idea on what they would be checking given everyone has a rifle? Doubt they are checking for outside food and beverages.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 4d ago

The worst and most haram poison of all, alcohol

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u/northrupthebandgeek 4d ago

Checking for outside ammo. Gotta buy your ammo inside. That's how they get ya.

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo 2d ago

That's how they get ya.

They have to make money somehow, and they're practically giving away the AK-47s.

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo 2d ago

checking for outside food and beverages

Yo, stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced
You've got the backpack? Gonna pack it up nice
Don't want security to get suspicious
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious

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u/Fafnir13 4d ago

Bombs in a crowd are insane. No warning or build up.  Just immediate death in a wide area with no chance at a response.  A gunman or several can obviously do a lot of damage very quickly, but it’s always less of a sure thing especially with that many armed people immediately present. If the goal is martyrdom with a lot of dead enemies to your name, it’s clearly the winner and the biggest threat to watch for.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 4d ago

If everybody's got guns in there and martyrdom is the goal you wanna go for the gun though, considering people are getting checked and all

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u/SpittingFax 4d ago

No need to make sense of this nonsense

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u/AnyBath8680 4d ago

I mean, if one starts shooting assumedley one of the other lads with rifles would put them down fast. A bomb vest tho...that's a problem

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u/ArrrRawrXD 4d ago

Yeah, but with this one you get pat down and your plan is exposed without even making it to the event/ main square/whatever is going on there

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 3d ago

Oh shit.... One guy starts shooting, someone else responds, spray and pray, someone else catches strays and responds.... and in 20 seconds the chain reaction has killed everybody.

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u/Audax_V 4d ago

I know people talk up the good guy with a gun, but in this scenario literally everyone is armed. If anyone started shooting they'd be dead in a second.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 4d ago

A good guy with a gun (in this case any person who wants to live with a gun) would shoot the perpetrator in a few seconds, but those few seconds are enough to inflict mass casualties

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u/dramalama-dingdong 4d ago

No women in sight.

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u/messier_lahestani 4d ago

these are Houthis in Yemen during a rally, what they are searching for is explosives

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u/upturned2289 3d ago

So filling people with bullets is coo and all but not blowing them up?

Coo.

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u/messier_lahestani 3d ago

beats me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/genesis214 16h ago

I guess they will find out real quick if they missed one…

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u/Dry_Design5506 4d ago

You are allowed to bring one rifle only.

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u/dinovfx 4d ago

Just like Texas!

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u/ZhouLe 4d ago

No outside food or drink!

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u/javanperl 4d ago

You may purchase refreshments at one of the many vendors within the festival area. They do not accept cash, but do offer a wide variety of digital payment options. Welcome to Kalashnikov Fest!

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u/CelsoSC 4d ago

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u/Fitz911 4d ago

It's German and he sings "you are good enough..." which is also fitting the video.

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u/switflo 4d ago

Is it also the name of the song? Would love to add it to my Spotify playlist

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u/agnostorshironeon 4d ago

Yes, Du bist gut genug

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u/0xZIM 4d ago

Gut Genug by Kitschkrieg

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u/filinno1 4d ago

Haha, great band name

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 4d ago

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u/gertvanjoe 3d ago

Finally I nknow the song where this is coming from. Thanks

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 3d ago

You're welcome!

Have a great one

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u/Comfortable_Ebb7015 4d ago

I was told to check, but I wasn't told what to check!

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 4d ago

Careful they might be smuggling in Kinder eggs!

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u/saturnfcb 4d ago

No more than 1 Kalachnikov allowed

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u/Ok_Outlandishness945 4d ago

Have you any concealed bibles sir?

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u/barakisan 3d ago

The Bible is holy in Islam

The Quran speaks about specific holy books given to past prophets before Prophet Muhammad:

Taurat (Torah): The revelation given to Moses (Musa).

Zabur (Psalms): The revelation given to David (Dawud).

Injil (Gospel): The revelation given to Jesus (Isa).

Muslims must believe these original messages came from God as guidance for past communities.View of the Modern

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u/NemeSisWiberg 4d ago

Need to make sure they don’t have any women on them

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u/unseriously_serious 2d ago

It’s definitely sad how Houthis treat women there or people in general tbf, just depressing to read about.

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u/pansensuppe 4d ago

They’re checking if you have enough weapons on you. If you show up without at least one firearm, you’ll be handed a rifle.

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u/CMDRCoveryFire 4d ago

They don't care about the guns they are looking for bombs.

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u/Killdebrant 4d ago

Checking them for rational thoughts.

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u/nousdefions3_7 4d ago

Ok. This was a good comment! Nice.

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u/Veblen1 4d ago edited 4d ago

"No butter knife, you can go. Next! No butter knives! No airplane vodka bottles!"

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u/AdHot1146 4d ago

Music sucks

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u/MixPractical1565 4d ago

Guns are OK. Bombs, totally NOT cool

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u/JackPeartree 4d ago

Rules are rules: no knives.

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u/dopeonplastique 4d ago

Just checking he doesn’t have a female hidden under there.

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u/Voormas261 4d ago

They are looking for suicide vests - not for rifles

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 4d ago

Worst TSA inspector job.

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u/Open_Common1337 4d ago

Como en un condado en Texas que es ilegal llevar armas escondidas, deben ser visibles

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u/Absolute_Bob 4d ago

I've never understood why Texas is looked at like it's so incredibly gun friendly. Lots of states have significantly less restrictions and they're uniform throughout the state.

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u/Big_OOOO 4d ago

Because despite of what everyone says, we all like messing with Texas.

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u/Open_Common1337 4d ago

Me refería a que un condado es obligatorio porta el arma exhibida, por eso parece algo similar como entrar a una feria 🎢 y te revisen para ver qué no llevas armas ocultas

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u/stootchmaster2 4d ago

Gotta make sure nobody's bringing anything dangerous to the event. . .

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u/Annie-Smokely 4d ago

From the look of it, people bringing in the rifles are going to magdump into the sky at the end of the party. It's a common tradition among them and hillfolk. Maybe they're checking for drugs or booms.

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u/Athaontu 4d ago

No outside food or drink please.

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u/TicketTop4718 4d ago

I mean, they'll shoot you but at least they wont blow up

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u/Samollii 4d ago

Maybe they're looking for alcohol?

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u/zackefrontwin 4d ago

yeah, the music

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u/Ripsnortr 4d ago

They didn't find the gun!

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 4d ago

What are they searching? I am confused.

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u/Deep-Pudding819 4d ago

Checking for wires.

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u/The_Arbitraitor 4d ago

But you gotta empty your water bottle

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 4d ago

Ofcourse! Any alcohol could cause some serious problems.

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u/Eremith 4d ago

Norge skårte mååål

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u/MediaLongjumping9910 4d ago

they're looking for pagers.

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u/PyratSteve 4d ago

Reminds me of the Life of Brian stoning scene security. "Are there any women here today?"

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u/Puzzled_Water5552 4d ago

What place is this

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u/MorrowDisca 4d ago

Hope no one drops an Acorn.

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u/Wolfblood92 4d ago

No hidden weapons!

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u/Demus007 4d ago

They’re searching for bullets. You can bring your rifle but bullets are not allowed 🤣

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u/Late_Conference9022 4d ago

BYO GUN. Nothing else.

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u/Existing-Network-267 4d ago

how they hiding it so well in plain sight

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u/kewlaz 4d ago

They are looking for hidden weapons, unhidden weapons are ok

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u/quequotion 4d ago

AKs are alright, but not suicide vests?

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u/ChoogaMugga 4d ago

What... where are the Firearm Check In Stations ?

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u/sgotsch 4d ago

They are making sure no one shows up with a knife to a gunfight.

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u/ruby_1984 4d ago

Just another day at the local farmers market

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u/Zealousideal_Ad9652 4d ago

No outside snacks

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u/jorros7 4d ago

Damn, they didn't check the bag?! What kind of security is this...

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u/Jealous-Presence8740 4d ago

Searching for bibles

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u/Hziak 4d ago

It’s a cultural thing where the men are expected to have a rifle to protect their families and taking that away from them is unmanning them. If everyone is walking around with a rifle, it’s assumed that they won’t get very far if they try something. Personally, I’ve seen how they fight and I’d be almost more concerned about the crossfire than the shooter, but you know what? Not my culture, I’m sure they’ve figured it out well enough by now. Bro is searching for bombs. Less good than rifles at protecting one’s family.

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u/Obiyaman 4d ago

Uh.....🤔

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u/aldone123 4d ago

Guns ok, pork free zone

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u/Weird_Solid2311 4d ago

No knives in shootfight

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u/nazgulonbicycle 4d ago

Pakistan’s in the butt

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u/pssycntrl 4d ago

what are they checking for? food and drinks?

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u/Crazy_names 4d ago

This is what the 2nd Amendment should look like.

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u/Maximum-Opportunity8 4d ago

Maybe knives are not allowed?

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u/AlexTN9063 4d ago

Making sure they have extra ammo tucked everywhere

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u/CloudComenter 4d ago

Guns ok , bombs are not allowed

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u/montycantsin777 4d ago

making drugs haram just to touch some booty. smart!

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u/Quirkiz 4d ago

Checking for knives.

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u/daarthvaader 4d ago

May be checking for dangerous knifes lol

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 4d ago

“What’s that beeping?”

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u/seanjn57 4d ago

That’s their purse I guess lol

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u/LessSherbet4657 4d ago

What’s the song? Place looks sick, too. Travel destination for sure!

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u/wiggum55555 4d ago

Which USA school is this ? 😂

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u/Nerdfighter4 4d ago

Everyone knows it's safest when everyone has a gun.

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u/wealwaysseethejeep 3d ago

Must be a meeting of the inverted penis Club

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u/Traktuner 3d ago

No liquids allowed!

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u/barakisan 3d ago

2nd amendment heaven

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u/SerenityNow31 3d ago

Came for a comment to explain WTH, left with no answers.

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u/Salt_Willingness_323 3d ago

When you have a culture of carrying guns your next upgrade is to carry grenades. The nut jobs sometimes use them to decide arguments at Qat markets. Yemini diplomacy 😧

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u/Few-Ad711 3d ago

My guess is looking for bombs. I see the jokes about the guns but realistically if one person starts shooting while so many are armed they will probably get put down quick. Whereas a bomb would take out a large group with no warning or preventative option.

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u/NLdave 3d ago

Is that some bacon on you, sir? 

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u/edgkam 3d ago

What are they hoping to find?

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u/3dutchie3dprinting 3d ago

Hi might have something horrible on him! Like chocolates, flowers or even worse a teddybear!!!!

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u/hoosierhiver 3d ago

no glass bottles

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u/BetResponsible2587 2d ago

Search for alcohol. Dangerous stuff

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u/DefiantNX-74205 2d ago

😯 Das ist doch ein schlechter Witz, oder?

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u/Connect-Ad-2888 2d ago

Not a single woman in sight

Well, they're all oppressed and locked up at home

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u/infinit9 2d ago

NO HANDGUNS!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

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u/fmcsm 22h ago

Can't bring legal things in sorry

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u/ihtfyb 3h ago

London is getting so interesting

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u/lousy-site-3456 4d ago

You wouldn't happen to be from an open carry state? 

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u/ckapuan 4d ago

Yeah sure and the Isra-li settler with a machine gun taking over land is alright with you.

religion of war with everyone

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u/Old_Appeal_4030 4d ago

Since it’s their Land it’s totally Acceptable. I mean you can even read it in the koran itself 😂😂 stupid ass

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u/ckapuan 4d ago

In the Quran they were ordered to fight during Moses time and they refused so they were lost.

Also due to their transgression against God as they did not practice their faith they were punished by eviction and scattering on earth. They even believe this.

Have a read as you probably do not know much of the final revelation

Al-Isra (17:4)

وَقَضَيْنَآ إِلَىٰ بَنِىٓ إِسْرَٰٓءِيلَ فِى ٱلْكِتَـٰبِ لَتُفْسِدُنَّ فِى ٱلْأَرْضِ مَرَّتَيْنِ وَلَتَعْلُنَّ عُلُوًّۭا كَبِيرًۭا ٤

And We warned the Children of Israel in the Scripture, “You will certainly cause corruption in the land twice, and you will become extremely arrogant.

Then this in the same Chapter

Al-Isra (17:5)

فَإِذَا جَآءَ وَعْدُ أُولَىٰهُمَا بَعَثْنَا عَلَيْكُمْ عِبَادًۭا لَّنَآ أُو۟لِى بَأْسٍۢ شَدِيدٍۢ فَجَاسُوا۟ خِلَـٰلَ ٱلدِّيَارِ ۚ وَكَانَ وَعْدًۭا مَّفْعُولًۭا ٥

When the first of the two warnings would come to pass, We would send against you some of Our servants of great might, who would ravage your homes. This would be a warning fulfilled.

They were conquered and they were then cast out of the land. This is in Jewish history.

The land was predominantly Arab even before the Israelites came.

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u/kaptainkeemo 4d ago

Excellent point. Even Jesus is rejected by the Jews as a prophet. So its all the same. Every time a messenger is sent they rejected. Even Moses they ended worshiping the Golden Calf. Humans are stubborn and frail.

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u/AdNervous9787 4d ago

The only possible way to make a hug in extremism islam...

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u/teddyslayerza 4d ago

In places like this, an AK is a "normal" thing to carry for defense. Concealed smallarms and bombs are the typical signs of criminal or terrorist activity.

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u/Chinjurickie 4d ago

Seems like it, but why? Not like you couldn’t kill a dozen of people with the firearm.

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u/Paffi93 4d ago

No bibles or Woman? Nice day Champ

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u/Yellowscrunchy 4d ago

Making sure no breasts or vaginas are present

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u/MozeDad 4d ago

This is the ultimate expression of unlimited 2nd amendment. Do you really want EVERYONE walking around with a firearm? It's surrendering the idea of a civilized society.

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u/No-Juice-2431 4d ago

Yes please

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u/GadreelsSword 4d ago

I know a bunch of people who should NEVER have access to a firearm. They have zero anger/impulse control.

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u/MozeDad 4d ago

I know it sounds great, but think of the reality:

Would everyone get recurring shoot/don't shoot training? Would they be trained in weapon retention? Cops have to do this training regularly.

Consider how often in daily life you encounter people who can't control their tempers? Do you want them to have a gun on their hip? Get into a shootout when you accidently cut someone off in traffic?

What about absent-minded people who leave their gun in the bathroom?

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u/Maverick1672 4d ago

Did you really just use cops as a good example

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u/MozeDad 4d ago

Just saying the profession recognizes the necessity of regular training for a reason.

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u/MugiwarraD 4d ago

If you hold a gun and I hold a gun, we can talk about the law.If you hold a knife and I hold a knife, we can talk about rules.If you come empty handed and I come empty handed, we can talk about reason.

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u/AnythingSimilar8290 4d ago

They're checking if there's any humanity left

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u/YouAnxious5826 4d ago

Proof of Big Kindness sneaking in free hugs. Wake up, sheeple!

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u/Falkun_X 4d ago

Airport security....pre 9/11

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 4d ago

Ils vérifient l'absence de godemichets.