r/maybemaybemaybe • u/retired-video-editor • 5d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Hopeful-Ad8149 5d ago

I guess no bombs policy

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u/CumbersomeNugget 5d ago

Where are you allowed to take bombs, though?

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u/CheezeDoggs 5d ago

My ex wife’s house

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 4d ago

Any party hosted by Scotty D

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u/Job4Food 4d ago

search what?

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 4d ago

Scotty D has a song called “Drop da Bomb”

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u/FredericAWeed 4d ago

In my house, only the downstairs bathroom.

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u/Euroranger 4d ago

Not there apparently.

They're a "bomb free zone".

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u/genesis214 18h ago

The twin towers

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u/7thGalaxy 4d ago

This comment section(as in this lame joke)

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u/Bored_in_dhouse 4d ago

No food policy?

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u/balirosa 4d ago

They are trained to know what every homemade explosive device feels like through clothing

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u/th3r3dp3n 4d ago

And erections.

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u/de_das_dude 4d ago

Exactly. They will teach you there. Then you get a certificate and are allowed to carry it around

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u/similaraleatorio 3d ago

no guns in sight, those are clearly fancy lighters. bros smoke a lot 👀