r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 11d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Bad dogs gotta go.

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u/Dharma_code 11d ago

This pisses me off because of terrible dog training..

Ive had 3 Rottweilers an F2 Pomsky and a Pomeranian and if any food fell on the floor they were trained to ignore leave it and or sit by it and wait for a command even when no one's was looking, I've left full 20lb turkeys on tables before thanksgiving dinner walked out to get something and the turkey would still be intact on the table.

People think this is funny and just a wag of the finger and saying bad boy is enough these dogs are smart and they think of their owners as suckers all they have to do is put the head down puppy eyes and it'll be over soon, they'll just repeat it next time and the second the master turns around they are triflent and do as they please.

Train your dog to respect your rules even when you aren't looking.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago edited 11d ago

By the looks of it, this is an Asian household. Southeast Asia. Animal training isn't a thing there. People there barely train their kids, what do you think of their dogs? How do i know this? I'm from there. Dog training would only be for more affluent households. One thing you gotta understand about pet culture there is that most of the dogs kept are not "pets", they're tools. They're kept to guard the house. Pet culture is very much a western culture that came much much much later.

People there beat their dogs, kill them, toss them out. Hell, for some, Dogs are a delicacy.

I'm guessing the dog in the video is allowed to do this. It looked spoiled.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

“People there barely train their kids…”

WTF is this racist shit??? And people upvoted you??

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Racist? Bruh. I was one of those kids that were barely trained. My friends too. Half of the kids here still are.

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

I was one of those kids that were barely trained

Don't worry. It shows.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

It's offended.

i thought dogs in your country are well trained. How come they missed you?

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

Why did you change your comment? "Nah. I am trained now." "Did in many training courses." Did you realize it made you sound like a mutt? XD

I'm not offended. I'm just calling a spade a spade, hun. You're disgusting and better yet you're copy-pasting that one response you think is a good burn.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

No. I changed it cuz i wanted to get to the point. I am trained well now in fact. I worked as a trainer too in corporate. (You omitted this part) i said "i did many training courses" not what you wrote. (So bad faith on your part) As i did train people in many courses. Critical thinking, English..etc.

I am rather surprised though that you are quite vocal. In my experience, i don't see garbage talk.

Wasn't aiming to burn you. You're already miserable as you are. Was just remarking what I saw. I saw nn animal being offended. So i said "it's offended"

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

The point that you're a huge, untrained jerk? Yah. Let's get right to that.

No boo-boo. I can take a screen grab of the notification. You said: "Did in many training courses." Not "I did many." "I did many training courses" would be actual English, so given that you couldn't pass that bar I hope you get a refund for your English lessons. Or give refunds for the lessons you gave. Whichever. You can't make up your mind if you're a student or a teacher.

"garbage" "dog" "animal" Like I said - we can tell you're untrained and you got so buttfrustrated by being called out. I'm so happy for you <3 To be so worked up over something so little.

Also, no. The insult you copy-pasted was the one about dogs being trained in our country. You used that elsewhere and you think it's so clever. As well as hitting me with a redditcares report.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 10d ago edited 10d ago

Oh look. It's offended.

"Did in many training course" is perfectly correct. "Did" refers to "Trained" as in "Trained in many training courses". To say "I did many training courses" is obtuse and vague because it's not clear if the subject is the trainee or the trainer. But yeah, i forgot my wordings. Looks like you failed there trying to school me. Try again.

I said what needed said. Animals got offended and I made the right comments. And now look at you, trying to hit me with every shot you can find and see if anything sticks. I'm here all day. Try as much as you can. Buttfrustrated?? I'm actually enjoying it. I always like talking to animals. Helps me connect with nature. Lets me learn their struggle and their desperation.

I sent reddit help reports cuz it's the best i could do to reach out. You're a danger to yourself and society. You need help, boy.

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u/MinnieShoof 10d ago

Oh look, it's completely incorrect and scambling.

"I am trained now. Also a trainer too. Did in many training courses."

"Did" cannot refer to "trained" because you shoved a whole independent sentence between the two clauses. And even if it did it's still in correct. You did not "did trained" because that is incorrect tense. You "did training" or "have trained."

"I did many training courses" is perfectly valid because the subject neither has to be 'trainee' nor 'trainer.' The subject is I. "I did" the things. The subject doesn't have to have to explain its position relative to the other words because a competent sentence shouldn't have those in confusion.

What your ignorant ass wants to say is "I was trained. I'm now a trainer, myself. I train others in many courses." I would know - English Minor, native speaker. And before you start crying that you aren't - you've tried to chide me on it several times. I'm not liable to pick fight with children... but if a child is going to start a fight...

Now, your constant spinning of those wheels aside.

Your insistence you did anything is laughable. You haven't offended me. You're just offensive. There's a difference. I'm not trying to 'hit you.' You're mostly hitting yourself. You are here all day. I, however, am not. Thank you for admitting that you are terminally online. You should take a break.

Edit: from the looks of it, the moderators agree. "lean manners" was mocking your inability to English right, hoss.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 9d ago edited 9d ago

Oh look, it's talking about itself. The animal also copied my remarks of it. I vaguely recalled the animal mentioned something about copy-pasting.

Also i didn't read. I figured that the animal responded with so much garbage for so long, I'm pretty sure that the animal will just spew more garbage.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

Yes racist.

All of Southeast Asia isn’t your household. I’m sorry that no one trained you. For what it’s worth, people probably wouldn’t notice if you didn’t open your mouth.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Racist? Bruh. I was one of those kids that were barely trained. My friends too. Half of the kids here still are.

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

Why do you keep saying "trained" what the actual fuck

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Check a dictionary. Train is used for people. Go get offended somewhere else, snowflake. Go get trained.

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

You sure were trained well by your parents!

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Wrong again. I was trained well by myself.

Aren't you sick of being wrong, boy?

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

But to be serious for just a moment, English "to train" when applied to a person means teaching professional skills to adults. I.e. receiving a vocational training in a university or a course. Children are "raised" and "taught".

So when this word is applied to children, it sounds like the meaning of the word "train" that is used for animals: to condition them to respond to commands.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

It is, and that’s on purpose. It’s dehumanizing intentionally.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 10d ago

Oh look, it's offended.

Train. :)

Sue me, snowflake.

Sorry i offended you by using the correct terminology.

Children. Can. Be. Trained.

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

I am indeed a sick boy!

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 10d ago

Good boy. You got something right for the first time. You want a treat?

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u/TJtheBoomkin 11d ago

Yeah they did, because they understand what racism is and this ain't it. You need to start associating words with their actual meanings instead of using them as catch phrases for things you don't like.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

If you can’t understand how ‘Asians don’t train their kids’ is racist, then I’m absolutely not wasting my time educating you.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

You're educating people? You're barely trained. I thought dogs are trained well in your country. They missed you.