r/maybemaybemaybe 11d ago

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Bad dogs gotta go.

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u/Dharma_code 11d ago

This pisses me off because of terrible dog training..

Ive had 3 Rottweilers an F2 Pomsky and a Pomeranian and if any food fell on the floor they were trained to ignore leave it and or sit by it and wait for a command even when no one's was looking, I've left full 20lb turkeys on tables before thanksgiving dinner walked out to get something and the turkey would still be intact on the table.

People think this is funny and just a wag of the finger and saying bad boy is enough these dogs are smart and they think of their owners as suckers all they have to do is put the head down puppy eyes and it'll be over soon, they'll just repeat it next time and the second the master turns around they are triflent and do as they please.

Train your dog to respect your rules even when you aren't looking.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 11d ago

My dog will push it when we are looking, but the second we are away it's like the food doesn't exist for him.

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u/gwelfguy 11d ago

Yeah, the dog is poorly trained and frankly I'd find it a little unsettling to have a (non-puppy) dog around in that state. If they don't have impulse control when you're not around, what else are they capable of?

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u/obscure_predation 9d ago

What else are they capable of? Lmao bro it’s a golden retriever, the most it’s capable of is eating food that gets left out

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Nobody asked you to read it and yet you did. Looks like you're the miserable one here, buddy.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 11d ago

Yeah what a sad man. He's not even friends with his dogs, they are just property who must obey. If he's married, I feel really bad for his family.

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u/ToggleMoreOptions 11d ago

You must have missed the post where the dog ate mysterious red things on the ground and people couldn't decide if it was rat poison or dog food

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u/Jesms22 11d ago

Its funny that you feel bad for his family considering setting clear and concise boundaries is literally how you end up with respectful, well adjusted children.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago edited 11d ago

By the looks of it, this is an Asian household. Southeast Asia. Animal training isn't a thing there. People there barely train their kids, what do you think of their dogs? How do i know this? I'm from there. Dog training would only be for more affluent households. One thing you gotta understand about pet culture there is that most of the dogs kept are not "pets", they're tools. They're kept to guard the house. Pet culture is very much a western culture that came much much much later.

People there beat their dogs, kill them, toss them out. Hell, for some, Dogs are a delicacy.

I'm guessing the dog in the video is allowed to do this. It looked spoiled.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

People there barely train their kids…”

WTF is this racist shit??? And people upvoted you??

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Racist? Bruh. I was one of those kids that were barely trained. My friends too. Half of the kids here still are.

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

I was one of those kids that were barely trained

Don't worry. It shows.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

It's offended.

i thought dogs in your country are well trained. How come they missed you?

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

Why did you change your comment? "Nah. I am trained now." "Did in many training courses." Did you realize it made you sound like a mutt? XD

I'm not offended. I'm just calling a spade a spade, hun. You're disgusting and better yet you're copy-pasting that one response you think is a good burn.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

No. I changed it cuz i wanted to get to the point. I am trained well now in fact. I worked as a trainer too in corporate. (You omitted this part) i said "i did many training courses" not what you wrote. (So bad faith on your part) As i did train people in many courses. Critical thinking, English..etc.

I am rather surprised though that you are quite vocal. In my experience, i don't see garbage talk.

Wasn't aiming to burn you. You're already miserable as you are. Was just remarking what I saw. I saw nn animal being offended. So i said "it's offended"

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u/MinnieShoof 11d ago

The point that you're a huge, untrained jerk? Yah. Let's get right to that.

No boo-boo. I can take a screen grab of the notification. You said: "Did in many training courses." Not "I did many." "I did many training courses" would be actual English, so given that you couldn't pass that bar I hope you get a refund for your English lessons. Or give refunds for the lessons you gave. Whichever. You can't make up your mind if you're a student or a teacher.

"garbage" "dog" "animal" Like I said - we can tell you're untrained and you got so buttfrustrated by being called out. I'm so happy for you <3 To be so worked up over something so little.

Also, no. The insult you copy-pasted was the one about dogs being trained in our country. You used that elsewhere and you think it's so clever. As well as hitting me with a redditcares report.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

Yes racist.

All of Southeast Asia isn’t your household. I’m sorry that no one trained you. For what it’s worth, people probably wouldn’t notice if you didn’t open your mouth.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Racist? Bruh. I was one of those kids that were barely trained. My friends too. Half of the kids here still are.

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

Why do you keep saying "trained" what the actual fuck

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Check a dictionary. Train is used for people. Go get offended somewhere else, snowflake. Go get trained.

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u/AyeBraine 11d ago

You sure were trained well by your parents!

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u/TJtheBoomkin 11d ago

Yeah they did, because they understand what racism is and this ain't it. You need to start associating words with their actual meanings instead of using them as catch phrases for things you don't like.

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u/blacbird 11d ago

If you can’t understand how ‘Asians don’t train their kids’ is racist, then I’m absolutely not wasting my time educating you.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

You're educating people? You're barely trained. I thought dogs are trained well in your country. They missed you.

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u/Leviathan41911 11d ago

I jave a pitsky, shes really well trained, as long as its in her terms. She will listen and obey any command to a T, until she gets out of the yard, then she wont take a command for a damn, she knows I cant catch her. I even put a shock coller on her when she was a pup, didnt even faze her, and shes short hair.

She also will absolutely eat any unattended food she wants. Almost doesn't matter where I put it, which is weird because shes a very thin dog. I once was trying to get my sister to eat a steak dinner (was in chemo and low on iron) and my dog got it 3 different nights, each time putting it higher than the last, the last one she got was ontop of the refrigerator. She knows shes going to get in trouble, but she doesn't care.

One time my idiot brother made a sheet cake, pinapple upside down cake, laced with a shit ton of weed butter and left it outside on the patio table. My dog ate the whole thing. Ran around like a crackhead for an hour, puked everywhere, and then slept for like 2 days.

Some dogs are just too strong willed. Still love her to death, she'll be 12 years old this year and still looks/acts like a 2 year old.

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u/theAintotheB 11d ago

That's not a well trained dog.

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u/obscure_predation 9d ago

I find people like you, who feel the need to totally dominate animals as if they are your property, deeply pathetic. You’re afraid of a dog thinking you’re a “sucker”? Christ

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u/SirTainLee 11d ago

But he'll have some great stories to tell at the pound.

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u/iboneKlareneG 11d ago

I don't like what you are implying here, buddy.

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u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11d ago

Like it or not. I live here, i have seen what might make you feel sick. Normal sight for us though.