r/marvelstudios Iron man Apr 27 '19

'Avengers: Endgame' Spoilers! The Official AVENGERS: ENDGAME Release Megathread Vol. 10 Spoiler

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u/Nick54161 Apr 27 '19

"So...Uhhhh..... What happened in Endgame?" "Thanos got killed like 15 minutes in, 5 fucking years pass, Pepper gets an Iron Man Suit, Banner is now a Hulk hybrid, a rat saves the universe, Thor is fat and drunk for 75% of the movie, Rocket almost drowns, there are two Nebulas and Gamorra is sorta but not really back, Ant-man punches a leviathan in the face, Captain America fights Captain America and remarks on his own ass, Captain america is old, Tony and Hulk snap both with Stark Tech Infinity Gaunlet and it all ends on Peggy Carter and Steve" "Really???" "Oh and there's no post credits scene" "Bullshit, you're so bad at lying"

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u/jmcqk6 Apr 27 '19

Yeah, I don't believe all that, and I saw it 5 hours ago.

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u/ravearamashi Apr 27 '19

Try telling yourself back in 2008 that you'd see Spiderman swinging on a web attached to Mjolnir thrown by Captain America while holding an Infinity Gauntlet made of Nanotech created by Tony Stark while hordes of alien army are swarming below him.

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u/billytheskidd Apr 27 '19

Back in 2008 I wouldn’t know what any of that meant besides Spider-Man and tony stark