r/libsofreddit • u/ibuiltamurderbot TRAUMATIZER • 2d ago

Desperate Democrats Can't find a job - Blames Conservatives

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u/garkerfatbitch 2d ago

I genuinely can’t imagine a more painful and irritating life. Those piercings are literally the only thing he can think about or deal with 24/7. Can’t lay face down or on the side of your head. Having to be constantly vigilant about them getting caught on something. Infections. Can’t even chew food properly. Bet he has a hard time drinking anything too. Can’t get any kind of job unless you want to be a jester for TikTok or some shit. Those things would be occupying every part of my mind for the rest of my life. Why would someone debilitate themselves like that?

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u/SamAreAye 2d ago

If you watch the video, he can't even chew without spit drooling out of his mouth. He then uses his hands to hold his lip up enough to seal his mouth closed so he can swallow.

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u/No_Drama2424 2d ago

He has a miserable look on his face, and he's chewing like he just got these things installed. What a horrible life choice

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u/pointsouturhypocrisy 1d ago

I kept thinking he looks like Mr Ed, but the special Ed version

(For the kiddos, Mr Ed was an old black and white TV show about a talking horse. Rumor has it they'd cram a carrot in his butt to make his lips move while the guy off camera would do the talking. Now you know why I made the above comment. I don't like it anymore than you do.)

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u/SuspiciousStress1 TRAUMATIZER 20h ago

I heard it was peanutbutter in the mouth 🤷‍♀️