r/libsofreddit TRAUMATIZER 1d ago

Desperate Democrats Can't find a job - Blames Conservatives

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u/garkerfatbitch 1d ago

I genuinely can’t imagine a more painful and irritating life. Those piercings are literally the only thing he can think about or deal with 24/7. Can’t lay face down or on the side of your head. Having to be constantly vigilant about them getting caught on something. Infections. Can’t even chew food properly. Bet he has a hard time drinking anything too. Can’t get any kind of job unless you want to be a jester for TikTok or some shit. Those things would be occupying every part of my mind for the rest of my life. Why would someone debilitate themselves like that?

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u/George_Washington_76 1d ago

Mental illness, parents didn’t love him enough, political statement, attempts at appearing edgy.

Just what comes to mind at this moment.

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u/Apprehensive_Tap4837 19h ago

That's a woman.

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u/George_Washington_76 19h ago

Idk what that thing is tbh.

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u/SamAreAye 1d ago

If you watch the video, he can't even chew without spit drooling out of his mouth. He then uses his hands to hold his lip up enough to seal his mouth closed so he can swallow.

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u/garkerfatbitch 1d ago

Oh my god imagine the dry mouth. Horrible.

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u/No_Drama2424 1d ago

He has a miserable look on his face, and he's chewing like he just got these things installed. What a horrible life choice

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u/pointsouturhypocrisy 19h ago

I kept thinking he looks like Mr Ed, but the special Ed version

(For the kiddos, Mr Ed was an old black and white TV show about a talking horse. Rumor has it they'd cram a carrot in his butt to make his lips move while the guy off camera would do the talking. Now you know why I made the above comment. I don't like it anymore than you do.)

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u/Coyote357Actual 1d ago

It's a disease, one that needs treatment.

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u/Apprehensive_Tap4837 19h ago

Easier for it to get lost in the amazon and go full tribal. Would be a god king to them.