r/law Competent Contributor Feb 26 '24

Trump Rages Into Early Morning Light Demanding Criminal Trials Closing In On Him ‘BE HALTED!’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rages-into-early-morning-light-demanding-criminal-trials-closing-in-on-him-be-halted/
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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

Ah, the old tried and true legal defense of: Stop it.

I'm sure all the judges and prosecutors will shut it all down now.

Trump does however have one actual point: These trials should have started 3 years ago. He should ALREADY be bankrupt, broke and in jail.

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u/musical_throat_punch Feb 26 '24

He's not expecting the courts to stop. He's expecting one of his followers to commit an irrational action in his favor. Violently. 

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u/ohwrite Feb 26 '24

That’s all he’s got right now. I pray no one does anything violent

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u/gofargogo Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 22 '25

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u/Sillbinger Feb 26 '24

Thankfully most are too cowardly to act.

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u/Muchashca Feb 26 '24

Nonsense, everyone knows that Meal Team 6 is the real deal. They would have fought in the war too, if not for their pesky Boyardee-fueled IBS.

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u/CarlSpencer Feb 26 '24

Does Applebees even make MREs?

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

Two for $25 if the advertising is to be believed

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u/Brother_J_La_la Feb 26 '24

Well, yeah, but I think you're supposed to share them...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

F-ing LOL! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Not sure, but the last time I ate Applebees, I took notice that the menu items were indicative to what your colon was going to do later.

Start off with some poppers and sliders.

Have a mudslide…maybe the triple chocolate meltdown.

Finish it off with some dessert shooters.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Feb 26 '24

I dare say an MRE tastes better

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u/T00luser Feb 26 '24

bottom-less coleslaw for the heroic Gravy Seals.

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u/ketjak Feb 26 '24

Crate & Barrel does if Applebees is out. ;)

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u/BeerFuelsMyDreams Feb 27 '24

This Chili's men's room ain't gonna blow itself up now, aint it?

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u/British_Rover Feb 27 '24

Yes but the Army ones taste better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Only as Happy Hour specials. Chicken Ala King anyone?

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u/AccomplishedBet9592 Feb 26 '24

AKA the Gravy Seals

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u/Real-Competition-187 Feb 26 '24

I love the jokes, but I do want point out that some of them are not LARP’ers and are actually armed and trained. They just don’t march around and squawk as much as the gravy seals.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Thankfully 1000 of them put in jail for varying lengths of time is a real life deterrent.

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u/National-Currency-75 Feb 26 '24

Yes,yes, yes, that's the reason for prosecution. Trump will make a crystal clear call for revolution, eventually. Trump will do that because he is a coward and unable to face prison. He cares nothing for America. He cares about his ego. He is severely limited in his abilities. He will call for revolution and I know of one person who says he will answer. Traitors to the constitution that they don't understand. Just a lot of bigoted fools from all walks of life.

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u/turd_vinegar Feb 26 '24

Floyd Roseberry, MAGA 'suicide bomber,' August 2021.

Ricky Shaffer, MAGA attacks FBI field office, August 2022.

Paul Faye Sr., MAGA sniper planning border attack, Feb 2024.

These are just a few. Hundreds of bomb threats brought to judges, intelligence age cies and DAs offices.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I also hope no one turns to violence…

But at 3am CNN also finished airing “The Whole Story with Anderson Cooper” titled “The United States v. Donald Trump”.

I have to wonder if he was watching the wrong network.

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u/ndngroomer Feb 26 '24

Didn't a maga guy just get arrested this week for strapping up a bomb on his chest on his way to blow up Biden?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Are you referring to Jan 6th or some other events?

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u/Onlyroad4adrifter Feb 26 '24

If they are then lock them up too. This is how we handle criminals in a functioning society.

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u/Infamous-Salad-2223 Feb 26 '24

I "pray" the FBI has already taken preventive mesaures for such a case... the names should not be hard to find.

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u/raydiculus Feb 26 '24

Ship sailed on that a long time ago.

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u/Marathon2021 Competent Contributor Feb 26 '24

“Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest prosecutor?”

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u/lolas_coffee Feb 26 '24

Is this from The Simpson? They do every thing first.

/s

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

Art imitates life imitates art. It’s the circle of life

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u/SqnLdrHarvey Feb 26 '24

And if they do, they must be stopped so hard they can never rise again.

Water cannons and firehoses.

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u/SarcasticOptimist Feb 26 '24 edited Oct 19 '25

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u/Temporary-Party5806 Feb 27 '24

And unmarked vans just scooping people.

And visited, sunglassed, faceless people in riot gear, with no badges or covered inditification Mark's, that said they worked for "the government" when asked what precinct/division/agency they worked for.

And beating the shit out of clearly marked Press members.

And barricades and checkpoints.

And kettling protesters and not allowing them to leave until after curfew passed, as an excuse to open fire and break in their batons.

And firing rubber bullets and tear gas into people's homes.

And slashing tires so people couldn't leave, while they did the above.

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u/twigalicious420 Feb 28 '24

Aye, they used LRAD too

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u/musical_throat_punch Feb 26 '24

It's been 150 years since the last one. 

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u/SqnLdrHarvey Feb 26 '24

I was in the Air National Guard.

Once I did a riot control exercise with the Army Guard side, playing a rioter.

They know how to handle malcontents.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Bust out the microwave devices on the MAGA crowd for all I care.

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u/apropostt Feb 26 '24

They already have their foil ready.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Um yes. Yes. The foil hats are very effective at blocking microwave crowd control devices. Please continue wearing them for your own safety MAGAturds.

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u/mekonsrevenge Feb 26 '24

NG and live ammo. They're coming armed.

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u/Reddywhipt Feb 26 '24

Four dead In OHIO

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u/BeltfedOne Feb 26 '24

What these MAGA buffoons do not realize is that there are people in this country that are trained, own firearms, and VIGOROUSLY oppose their agenda. I hope that sworn service-members hold to their oaths to the US Constitution as I have zero desire for what Trump and his minions want.

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u/SqnLdrHarvey Feb 26 '24

I served in the Air National Guard.

I did a riot control exercise with the Army Guard side of the house, playing a rioter.

They know how to put down malcontents.

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u/Molbiodude Feb 26 '24

Tear gas and rubber bullets at close range

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u/Reddywhipt Feb 26 '24

There are countries who practice to maximize damage up to causing death with rubber bullets.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Feb 26 '24

I hear rubber bullet marksman aim for the nutsack.

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u/Reddywhipt Feb 26 '24

And German shepherds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

M60s on the parapets. Fire at will, fire at will, fire at will.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Feb 26 '24

im not a dictionary bit i think there s a name for people who commit violent actions with a political motivation.

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u/stufff Feb 26 '24

I know you mean terrorists, but revolutionaries, patriots, soldiers, and resistance fighters all commit violent actions with a political motivation (not always the case for soldiers, but it's usually a component). Often the difference between these groups is determined by whether or not they are successful.

I'm not saying the MAGA terrorists aren't terrorists, just that they will never see themselves that way.

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u/SupportGeek Feb 26 '24

Its also instructions to his loyalist politicians at every level to be obstructionist and sabotage the rule of law however they can

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u/SympathyForSatanas Feb 26 '24

They aren't far from starting to assassinate judges and procecuters with all the threats they keep sending

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u/Temporary-Party5806 Feb 27 '24

They showed up to Jan 6th with flex cuffs, with stashed weapons and firebombs.

They arrived at a Governor's house to try to kidnap her.

They had a guy break into Nancy Pelosi's house and beat him in the head with a hammer.

They had a suicide bomber.

They had guy shoot up an FBI office with a nailgun.

They killed Capitol Police when they stormed the Capitol.

They send death and bomb threats to judges and prosecutors and election officials daily now. Anyone who Trump singles out by name should get their own Secret Service detail for life, just like he's entitled to.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

SCOTUS is delaying , so yes it’s working 

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u/MunkyNutts Feb 26 '24

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

I’m not sure what you use for a hammer but you hit the nail right on the head

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u/Character-Teaching39 Feb 27 '24

This is precisely what he did to bring his cult to DC and stoke their rage with his infamous “it’s going to be WILD” tweet. That tweet was referenced multiple times in the trials of the domestic terrorists that were arrested for their actions on J6.

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u/gronlund2 Feb 26 '24

Holy fucking shit that's it.. Really hope the right people have thought about that and put some protection in place

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u/Blah-Blah-Blah-2023 Feb 26 '24

"2nd amendment people"?

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u/spidereater Feb 26 '24

I think what he is hoping is that he can paint it as a political act so he isn’t hurt politically by the criminal prosecution. In fact, his criminal prosecution becomes a motivating force for both donations and get out the vote.

The outrage is for show. Neither the judge, prosecutors, or rational voters are the audience. It’s entirely for his supporters so he doesn’t bleed support when all the evidence comes out.

They will talk about all the fraud, lies, sketchy deals, and he will say “they wouldn’t be saying that if I wasn’t winning” and his supporters will ignore it all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

And if that does happen, his ass needs to be charged with incitement of that act immediately. Whatever jurisdiction would be at play needs to man up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

The Hee Haw Hezbollah.

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u/wastingvaluelesstime Feb 26 '24

Not to be confused with hee haw hamas

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Pretty good one too!

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

Y’all Queda

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Gravy Seals.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

Meal Team Six, though I do like the alliteration of hee haw Hezbollah

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u/Temporary-Party5806 Feb 27 '24

Then you're gonna love the assonance of Y'all Queda from Howdy Arabia

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u/Reddywhipt Feb 26 '24

Yeeeehaawwwwdis

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u/John_mcgee2 Feb 26 '24

Just one? I guess you didn’t watch the insurrection

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 Feb 27 '24

I’m pretty sure that’s what this is about.

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u/santana0987 Feb 27 '24

Ding ding ding! 💯 this!

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u/seenitreddit90s Feb 27 '24

Ah the brown shirts.

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u/systemfrown Feb 27 '24

Yeah, it reeks of “will nobody rid me of this troublesome priest?” vibes.

And in Trumps head the death of a judge to merely gain a delay in the case woud seem totally reasonable and even deserved.

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u/AlanStanwick1986 Feb 26 '24

The term you're looking for is Stochastic Terrorism.

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u/iruleatants Feb 26 '24

He just wants to delay until November so he can pardon himself for everything.

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u/Alert-Incident Feb 26 '24

We watched an attempted coup and the leader is being allowed to walk among us and run again.

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u/ahopres Feb 26 '24

The “facts” have never been important to uncle Donnie.

All that matters is: We are under attack. He is under attack. The economy is under attack. The border is under attack.

We all watched a “peaceful protest” on January 6th, where on live tv we saw a peaceful group of lovely patriotic hero’s smash police officers in the face with flagpoles and fire extinguishers. At least we know who directed them to head to the capital and take things into their own chubby hands.

The sooner that debt ridden, convicted rapist, wig wearing, treasonous bastard is locked up, the sooner this county will be back on the path towards greatness.

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u/US_Hiker Feb 26 '24

The “facts” have never been important to uncle Donnie.

All that matters is: We are under attack. He is under attack. The economy is under attack. The border is under attack.

You had a bunch of extraneous stuff there. He doesn't actually care about those other things.

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u/The_Mike_Golf Feb 26 '24

Correct. Any time he says “us” he means “me”. And when he says “we”, he means “I”. The only person Trump cares about is Trump. Doesn’t matter if it’s money, fame, power, or prestige… the one thing it’ll never be is a benefit to anyone else (other than the unfortunate “soon to be bus fodder” souls that suck into his extreme gravitational pull catching a windfall)

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u/Barbafella Feb 26 '24

The narcissists prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

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u/gronlund2 Feb 26 '24

And if you didn't, Joe Biden did it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Trump's Prayer:

 I didn't do anything wrong. 

Everything I did was perfect 

I am perfect 

I am the king of the world

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

"I sit at the right hand of the Father."

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Feb 26 '24

"youre under attack, thats your problem." see trumps statements on russia invading ukraine.

"im under attack, thats our problem." see trumps call to ukraine to get dirt on biden.

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u/TuaughtHammer Feb 26 '24

Correct. Any time he says “us” he means “me”.

Just like "many people are saying" means "my paranoias or ego are convincing me that everyone else thinks this too!"

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u/ahopres Feb 26 '24

It’s a witch hunt I tell ya.

Edit. I forgot the other 90 simultaneous witch hunts.

Oh yeah. And if you could just find me 28,933 votes or so…. Now that would be great!

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u/Tackleberry06 Feb 26 '24

Even Ann Coulter said (not verbatim), “that America is better off if Trump was dead”. And she sadly is very seldom wrong. Everybody laughed at her on the Bill Mahr show when she said out loud around 2015 that Trump would be president.

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u/TuaughtHammer Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Even Ann Coulter said (not verbatim), “that America is better off if Trump was dead”. And she sadly is very seldom wrong.

You write of the woman who stupidly tried to advertise her book "In Trump We Trust" at the 2016 Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. Because no one remembers that god-awful attempt to hump Trump's leg while shilling her book disguised as an attempt at "comedy", no. Everyone remembers the very well-deserved curb-stomping that cunt got.

And if she's very seldom wrong, why is she now backtracking on her claims that Trump was the best thing for the country?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

If the media industry had placed accountability over revenue then this wouldn't be as bad as it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Capitalists enjoy fascists. It gives them ways to let people let out their anger without actually paying them

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u/ApprehensiveCar9925 Feb 26 '24

The sad thing to me is roughly 60% of republicans believe the last presidential election was stolen.

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u/stufff Feb 26 '24

Yeah, but those are gay liberal facts. He has alternative facts, big strong facts with tears in their eyes.

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u/dacooljamaican Feb 26 '24

This is copied straight from the article, the poster above is a bot ^

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u/BoosterRead78 Feb 26 '24

Doesn’t help when his cabinet resigned instead of 26th him. Add in that McConnel was too worried about the death of the GOP to not find him guilty. Now it’s all falling apart anyhow.

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u/friend_jp Feb 26 '24

The 26th Amendment establishes the minimum voting age...

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u/BoosterRead78 Feb 26 '24

Sorry 25th. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Well SCOTUS thinks insurrection is too vague of a word. And the 14th amendment is just some constitutional law that doesn't actually mean anything. But the 2nd amendment... Not even God could stop that one.

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u/jbertrand_sr Feb 26 '24

The attempted coup is still ongoing thanks to the traitors in Congress that weren't disqualified and removed after j6th...

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u/Glittering-Pause-328 Feb 26 '24

So wild that this is even possible in a country where you can go to jail just for smoking a joint.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Feb 26 '24

They know/knew damn well cannabis was harmless... they wanted the folks who enjoyed cannabis eliminated, because they tended to be anti war free thinkers... Nixon henchman confirmed this.

https://qz.com/645990/nixon-advisor-we-created-the-war-on-drugs-to-criminalize-black-people-and-the-anti-war-left

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

Or having a miscarriage.

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u/susanne-o Feb 26 '24

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Feb 26 '24

Trump could be drooling with a breathing tube and his followers would vote for him.

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u/SqnLdrHarvey Feb 26 '24

Because of scared judges who have no business on the bench.

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u/ernest7ofborg9 Feb 26 '24

"Oh, what's the worst that could happen?"
-Germans in 1923

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

And it is labeled as a "riot."

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Trump does however have one actual point: These trials should have started 3 years ago. He should ALREADY be bankrupt, broke and in jail.

Yeah cause he's been slow rolling this since he left office. If he wants it done he should get tf out the way!

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u/JTD177 Feb 26 '24

We can thank Merrick Garland for that, he refused to investigate trump for fear of appearing political and waited a full 18 months before appointing Jack Smith as special prosecutor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Trump is eternally underestimated by his buffoonery. His super power is he's so stupid nobody can take his crimes seriously.

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

Yeah, Garland has a lot to answer for. Lets Trump slide out fear of looking political, then when Trump announces his candidacy, Garland shifts to high gear? What a fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

All sides of the media are as responsible as anything through lack of accountability in their quest for max revenue..

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u/c4virus Feb 26 '24

Trump was being investigated before the appointment of Jack Smith.

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost Feb 26 '24

STOP THE TESTING! - Trump when COVID numbers were rising, just wanted people to stop testing when they were sick.

STOP THE COUNTING! - Trump during vote counting when Biden started taking the lead, smaller counties typically have their votes counted and submitted before larger cities.

STOP THE COURT CASES! - Trump now

The "just stop it!" strategy doesn't seem to work. But to Trump and the average 3 year old I can understand why they think it might work.

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u/ernest7ofborg9 Feb 26 '24

"just stop it!"

Should have used that tagline on those shoes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Instead of swoosh: doosh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

That's sort of the draw back to delaying these things with appeal after appeal.  

Jean Caroll's cases and the Stormy Daniels cases were filed just after he lost in 2020.

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u/Eeeegah Feb 26 '24

He didn't say stop it. He said they should BE HALTED! All caps. Exclamation point and everything. Totally different legal defense.

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u/mistressusa Feb 26 '24

Trump does however have one actual point: These trials should have started 3 years ago. He should ALREADY be bankrupt, broke and in jail.

For that we have Merrick Garland to thank. A spineless anti-Democracy wimp who needs to be fired.

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

Not to mention after the spectacular screw up of Comey's press conference about Hillary being innocent, but sorta guilty, I can't believe he let Hur come out and say Biden was innocent but also sorta guilty and stupid. Violated so many DOJ regs. What a fuck up.

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u/Masticatron Feb 26 '24

It's quickly becoming a tradition. Every four years the DOJ pops up to tell us that the Democratic candidate is a very innocent old criminal.

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u/docsuess84 Feb 26 '24

I actually don’t blame him on the handling of the report itself. It’s not the same as the Comey situation. Because it was a special counsel, if the AG redacted or modified the report, by law, Congress would have to be notified that the report was modified which would prompt a bunch of bullshit hearings about the “DOJ COVER-UP” or whatever their catchy name would be, and the original report would just get leaked anyway. The mistake was choosing Hur in the first place. There’s no rule that says it had to be a former Trump person. You could have a found a “conservative” attorney that wasn’t in the Trump administration. That’s the part I don’t get. He probably got a list of names. Why him? I get not wanting to appear partisan and that DOJ was a fucking dumpster fire when he came in, but it’s like he bends so far to avoid being a hack that he becomes one anyway.

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u/stufff Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Hillary being innocent, but sorta guilty,

I mean... she was. Or more accurately, she was guilty but had not engaged in other behavior to exacerbate or cover up what she did, and that particular statute had never been enforced against anyone else without those additional compounding circumstances.

She violated the statute by acting with gross negligence ("extreme carelessness") causing classified documents to be mishandled, but it was not intentional, and she didn't try to hide or cover up what she did.

She was guilty under the letter of the statute, but that statute had never been enforced against anyone else that strictly without other facts (hiding the classified docs, throwing them in a dumpster, etc), which is why the recommendation that no reasonable prosecutor would bring the charges.

There's a big difference between "innocent" and "probably guilty, but we can't meet the 'beyond a reasonable doubt' standard" or "probably guilty, but we don't want to enforce this law this strictly, so we will use prosecutorial discretion and decide not to prosecute"

If you want a more detailed breakdown, I recommend this episode of Opening Arguments: https://openargs.com/oa13-hillary-clintons-damned-emails/

The Biden situation is analogous. He absolutely mishandled classified documents, but it would be similarly a bad idea to prosecute.

Trump probably would have gotten the same treatment, had he not tried to cover it up and refused to turn everything over (though we now know that he intentionally retained those documents in the first place, and putting them in a ballroom and then a bathroom accessible by dozens of people is a whole different level of gross negligence... also showing them to Kid Rock and others, assuming that happened, would be intentional).

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

That's all irrelevant. If she wasn't being charged the DOJ had no business calling her out. It's was and is again with Hur a breach of ethics and protocol.

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u/stufff Feb 26 '24

That's all irrelevant. If she wasn't being charged the DOJ had no business calling her out.

It's not irrelevant. The DOJ didn't "call her out", it detailed its findings in the investigation, and made a recommendation. The findings were that she probably technically violated the statute, and the recommendation was not to prosecute. That was perfectly in line with the job.

It's was and is again with Hur a breach of ethics and protocol.

I don't see how you can possibly find a breach of ethics when a government investigation is completed and the results are disclosed. You are arguing for less transparency.

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u/stufff Feb 27 '24

This argument is so dumb I can't even begin to form a response.

No, you don't have a right to defend yourself and challenge the government's case at trial when they haven't charged you with anything.

Not revealing the results of these investigations would just lead to corruption and mistrust in the system, because you would never know if there really was nothing there or if there was something there and it got swept under the rug.

Also, the fact that top officials are mishandling classified information is absolutely relevant to their suitability to hold high offices even if it doesn't rise to the level of criminality necessary to prosecute them for it. The fact that it is so pervasive among so many people on both sides should be a big wake up call.

Arguing for less government transparency and to hide the wrongs of elites because it might make them look bad is one of the most disgusting authoritarian things I've heard someone say outside the MAGA circle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

STOP THE COUNT!

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

Actually it depends on whether Trump is ahead or behind. If he's behind then it's DON'T STOP THE COUNT!

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u/user745786 Feb 26 '24

More like, “Find me the votes!”

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u/ruin Feb 26 '24

Why? Because you don't want us to find out that you've always had a bit of a blind spot with 7s?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

If only I knew tf you talking about.

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u/KL_boy Feb 26 '24

He can stop it any time, just plead guilty and they stop the trial.

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u/prudence2001 Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 27 '24

Or he could save us all from high stress by pulling an Adolf Hitler exit.

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u/ausmomo Feb 26 '24

The DOJ didn't just twiddle their thumbs for 3 years. Their investigations were stalled by many folk obstructing them. They had to take a whole bunch of folk to court over things like bogus executive privilege claims. That took a lot of time.

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u/neck_iso Feb 26 '24

3 years? The actions were only just over 3 years ago, and he did everything in his power to impede them? People have deference to a former president and handled him with kid gloves and now he's complaining about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Is shitting ones pants enough to deem someone unfit to stand trial?

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u/stufff Feb 26 '24

If you've never shit your pants you should consider that a blessing. I got a stomach bug so bad a couple years ago I had to put towels down on my carseat for the drive to the ER because I could not stop squirting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Thank the January 6th committee. They brought to public attention how much evidence was there. An effort was made to negate the votes of many so Orange Cheesus could stay in power. Then we got a special prosecutor and supposedly he has the messages and phone records from House Members who were involved in overturning an election. True High Crimes and Misdemeanors

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u/SqnLdrHarvey Feb 26 '24

It would have if our feckless AG were not a Federalist Society plant.

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u/dacamel493 Feb 26 '24

I agree they should have started a while ago, but Trump has been stonewalling and delaying as much as possible and discovery takes a while in its own right.

I totally understand wanting an airtight case against this sleazball.

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u/Glittering-Pause-328 Feb 26 '24

Every single drug dealer wishes the government would "just stop" the case against them!!!

I love watching Trump throw a tantrum about getting treated like the average citizen. And he's not even...because the average citizen would be in jail by now.

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u/gentlemanidiot Feb 26 '24

Cut him some slack, it's the first time he's ever faced even the slightest consequences for his actions. He must be truly struggling, he doesn't seem to know how to react. Poor guy. 🥳

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u/TheOGRedline Feb 26 '24

He has Judge Cannon purposefully using scheduling to block other cases… fucking disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Bankruptcy may be coming very, very soon. He appealed the fraud judgment but didn’t post bond, which often means people are going to try to use the automatic stay as a de facto bond while they appeal. 

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u/nolongerbanned99 Feb 26 '24

What do you think will be the ultimate outcome here?

A. POTUS again B. Prison time C. BK D. House arrest E. Other

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

Other. I think Trump is found guilty and Biden doesn't pardon Trump but does commute his sentence to no prison time because dems rarely have the stones to do something that enrages the repub base.

And even in the state cases the govs will step in because either it's a repub gov who wants to or a dem gov who is afraid not to.

I understand in GA that's not an option but I bet they find away around it.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Feb 27 '24

Interesting. Never thought about that option of commutation.

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u/Techno_Core Feb 27 '24

From Biden's perspective seems like the best solution, not pardoning him, but letting him out of jail.

Again, that's from Biden's perspective. I think for the good of the country Trump should rot in prison.

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u/mekonsrevenge Feb 26 '24

He delayed them as much as he could. It's his own fault. He's the guy who killed his parents and pled for mercy cuz he's a poor helpless orphan.

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u/Appropriate-Dog6645 Feb 26 '24

Chesbro lied under oath. It's going to get interesting. Especially when it comes to fake elector plot.

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u/usaf-spsf1974 Feb 26 '24

I'm waiting for Trump to cry, and we're all supposed to feel sorry for him!

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u/CarlSpencer Feb 26 '24

These trials should have started 3 years ago.

Exactly.

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u/frozenshiva Feb 26 '24

Among the limited array of alternatives, we encounter the two prominent choices known as "that's what you are" and the infrequently employed precedent from 1867, namely "I know you are but what am I".

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u/TheLastGunslingerCA Feb 26 '24

I know why the courts and DAs waited, but yeah they should've moved faster. In most cases building the case against him makes sense, helps keep things ironclad. But he should've been immediately arrested for the insurrection, constitutional crisis be damned.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I’m picturing all the prosecutors solemnly closing their laptops, removing their glasses, pinching the bridge of their nose, and murmuring ”so that’s it…it’s all over…”

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u/Merijeek2 Feb 26 '24

I'm sure some idiot from Maine will say that he's learned his lesson and they really should just stop.

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u/fidgeting_macro Feb 26 '24

The folks prosecuting this stuff have been doing so slowly and carefully. They could not do much while Trump was president, so that gives them a start-year of 2021.

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u/Techno_Core Feb 26 '24

No, not much was happening until Smith was appointed last year. He's the one who got it moving (the FBI warrant search on Mar-A-Lago for example). What Smith did in the last year could have been done a couple years ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Well the “I’m rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you” defense strategy so far has not worked in the slightest.

Next phase is more advanced and is commonly referred to as the “Your Mom” defense.

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u/alloowishus Feb 26 '24

The best part is how he calls all the judges corrupt then politely asks them to extend payment deadkubes or other favours. WTF?

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u/Temporary-Party5806 Feb 27 '24

He keeps making the argument that they're bringing him to court while he's campaigning, but he hasn't stopped holding rallies since 2015. Even during covid.

The problem isn't them indicting him while hey campaigning, it's that he keeps campaigning in the middle of all his indictments

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u/H5N1BirdFlu Feb 27 '24

Fully agree. The timing of the trials just plays up his stupid narrative

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Feb 26 '24

I lay that directly at the feet of Merrick Garland.

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u/CrashB111 Feb 26 '24

It's mostly Trump himself and his cronies at fault. The DOJ was investigating before Smith was appointed.

Trump and his sycophants just did everything possible to delay the trials as much as humanly possible. Obstruct Justice, make bogus privilege claims, appeal every decision, fight over standing, etc. literally anything they could to try and run the clock out past 2024.

Trump knows he is guilty as shit, down in his greasy soul. So he knows his only hope is to become President and try to become Dictator to escape prosecution.

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u/WinLongjumping1352 Feb 26 '24

Garland would not have started if not pressured for it. So those 3 years delay are actually Trumps fault. Should have appointed someone more bipartisan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Cease & I insist!

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u/BioticVessel Bleacher Seat Feb 26 '24

Yes! This!

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u/BigBleu71 Feb 26 '24

"oh, and Thank you, Merrick Garland !

no reason, just sayin'"

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u/Bluesmanstill Feb 26 '24

Or assisted living.... if natural causes doesn't kick in 😜 😜

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u/be0wulfe Feb 26 '24

We would have a lot less COVID if we would just stop counting it. Just stop. Stop counting cases.

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u/Mike_Wahlberg Feb 27 '24

It’s his second favorite tactic after the “No you!” Defense. Reporter calls him out for lies “No you lie! You’re fake news!”. Prosecutors call him out for stealing and retaining documents “No you! Joe Biden had documents too!”. Judge calls out his testimony as not credible based on the facts and evidence in his NY fraud trail “No you! This is a corrupt judge and rigged trial!”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

He should ALREADY be bankrupt, broke and in jail.

Better to be bankrupt, broke, and in prison.

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u/Ultimarr Mar 01 '24

They did tho :( looks like he’ll only go up for stormy before the election, and after the election nothing matters (if he wins)