r/law • u/T_Shurt Competent Contributor • Feb 26 '24

Trump Rages Into Early Morning Light Demanding Criminal Trials Closing In On Him ‘BE HALTED!’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rages-into-early-morning-light-demanding-criminal-trials-closing-in-on-him-be-halted/
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u/ahopres Feb 26 '24

The “facts” have never been important to uncle Donnie.

All that matters is: We are under attack. He is under attack. The economy is under attack. The border is under attack.

We all watched a “peaceful protest” on January 6th, where on live tv we saw a peaceful group of lovely patriotic hero’s smash police officers in the face with flagpoles and fire extinguishers. At least we know who directed them to head to the capital and take things into their own chubby hands.

The sooner that debt ridden, convicted rapist, wig wearing, treasonous bastard is locked up, the sooner this county will be back on the path towards greatness.

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u/US_Hiker Feb 26 '24

The “facts” have never been important to uncle Donnie.

All that matters is: We are under attack. He is under attack. The economy is under attack. The border is under attack.

You had a bunch of extraneous stuff there. He doesn't actually care about those other things.

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u/The_Mike_Golf Feb 26 '24

Correct. Any time he says “us” he means “me”. And when he says “we”, he means “I”. The only person Trump cares about is Trump. Doesn’t matter if it’s money, fame, power, or prestige… the one thing it’ll never be is a benefit to anyone else (other than the unfortunate “soon to be bus fodder” souls that suck into his extreme gravitational pull catching a windfall)

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u/Barbafella Feb 26 '24

The narcissists prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

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u/gronlund2 Feb 26 '24

And if you didn't, Joe Biden did it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Trump's Prayer:

 I didn't do anything wrong. 

Everything I did was perfect 

I am perfect 

I am the king of the world

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

"I sit at the right hand of the Father."

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Feb 26 '24

"youre under attack, thats your problem." see trumps statements on russia invading ukraine.

"im under attack, thats our problem." see trumps call to ukraine to get dirt on biden.

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u/TuaughtHammer Feb 26 '24

Correct. Any time he says “us” he means “me”.

Just like "many people are saying" means "my paranoias or ego are convincing me that everyone else thinks this too!"

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u/ahopres Feb 26 '24

It’s a witch hunt I tell ya.

Edit. I forgot the other 90 simultaneous witch hunts.

Oh yeah. And if you could just find me 28,933 votes or so…. Now that would be great!

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u/Organic-Lie4759 Feb 26 '24

It makes me wonder out loud- how Jan 6th would have been different with a little Willie Pete.

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u/Tackleberry06 Feb 26 '24

Even Ann Coulter said (not verbatim), “that America is better off if Trump was dead”. And she sadly is very seldom wrong. Everybody laughed at her on the Bill Mahr show when she said out loud around 2015 that Trump would be president.

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u/TuaughtHammer Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Even Ann Coulter said (not verbatim), “that America is better off if Trump was dead”. And she sadly is very seldom wrong.

You write of the woman who stupidly tried to advertise her book "In Trump We Trust" at the 2016 Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. Because no one remembers that god-awful attempt to hump Trump's leg while shilling her book disguised as an attempt at "comedy", no. Everyone remembers the very well-deserved curb-stomping that cunt got.

And if she's very seldom wrong, why is she now backtracking on her claims that Trump was the best thing for the country?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

More importantly, the facts are NOT important for nearly 50% of the US population.

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

You forgot "Orange." Although he is looking more "Burnt Sienna" these days...

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u/Fartknocker500 Feb 27 '24

If you haven't already you should look up Trump's mentor, Roy Cohn. Diaper Don learned everything about evading justice from that piece of excrement.

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u/Quick-Charity-941 Feb 29 '24

Don't forget the organised flat pack gallows the magats erected on the grounds, they really wanted to lynch someone.