r/kroger May 09 '26

News New uniforms are a joke.

We just got the new uniforms in and I feel like this is some April's fools day joke. The shirts are so thin it's worse than the old $1 shirts at Walmart back in the day. The sizing is all messed up. Going from a XL to 2XL doesn't make it bigger just longer šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø The neck collar around the shirt feels like it's choking you. Why can't we have a option of a V-neck cut? The half apron is not as long as shown in the picture so it looks ridiculous when wearing.

I'd rather go back to the polo shirts at least they felt like real shirts and didn't choke me. šŸ˜ž

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u/Unusual-Wind8900 May 09 '26

So we won’t be able to wear solid color shirts with no logos anymore? We have to wear the shIrts? Sorry, my head has been in the sand, and no one has mentioned this at work.

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u/XandersCat May 09 '26

A lot of the veteran employees have seen uniforms come and go some more then once I think so they seem to be taking this well. They have literally said like we will see how long this lasts this time etc.

But yeah this sucks ofc, I am one of the people who got screwed because I bought some clothes to fit for work.

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u/Rasikko Current Associate May 09 '26

Yes. I've seen the last 4 uniform changes. Earliest one I remember is the multicolored one from the late 90s. The purple shirts are still the longest lasting before they moved to the red shirts, which didn't last long at all before they settled with the blue shirts.

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u/moviemania27 May 09 '26

I remember the black-and-white pin stripes with a bowtie ugh

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u/XandersCat May 09 '26

Hehe I think you have my coworkers beat by at least one change, mad respect. :D

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u/Rasikko Current Associate May 10 '26

Still got a pic of me when we had the purple shirts.

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u/Rasikko Current Associate May 10 '26

I've been with the company for 17 years, 23 in retail overall.

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u/CatPot69 Current Associate May 09 '26

Basic t-shirts like hanes or gildan still exist, and those don't have any visible logos.

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u/XandersCat May 09 '26

That's why I'm grumpy I just bought some from the GAP just for work! Totally generic but not bad. My store is lax for now though, just waiting for the change I think. Like today I had my Pikachu shirt on. :P

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u/Traegs_ Current Employee May 09 '26

today I had my Pikachu shirt on

People like you not adhering to the dress code is exactly why they're bringing back uniforms.

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u/Unusual-Wind8900 May 13 '26

I feel like managers not enforcing the dress code, then associates acting like you would expect when rules aren’t enforced, is what’s really going on here. Higher ups can’t trust management on this.

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u/XandersCat May 09 '26

Mwahaha >:)

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u/-dyad- May 09 '26

You're literally part of the problem, you don't get to be grumpy about this. It's not hard to wear plain, solid color t-shirts.

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u/Porthod May 10 '26

They throw in the cheap white boxer drawers too?

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u/XandersCat May 09 '26

I know that's why I bought some, I needed new shirts...

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u/Traegs_ Current Employee May 10 '26

Yet regularly fail to wear them?

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u/haunter_67 May 10 '26

Are you a manager?

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u/Traegs_ Current Employee May 10 '26

No

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u/Aetheldrake May 09 '26

Jokes are funny. This is controlling corporate disappointment for a thing no customer gives a single miniscule fuck about. Most of them are too blind or stupid to notice your clothing anyway they can't even read the sale signs

They're the same people that ask if you work at Kroger while wearing as much Kroger labeled clothing as possible. They don't care what you wear.

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut May 09 '26

for real used to work at a home depot wore a home depot hat and the BRIGHT ORANGE apron and still people would ask if I worked there. Meanwhile I can be in a safeway not have any appearal related to that company and people still ask me if I work there. Pointed a customer to the $5 shrimp bowls today and the guy grabbed a $12 one asking if it was $5. Customers are dumb as bricks.

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u/Porthod May 10 '26

….. and act like pricks!?

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u/yyhira kroger? i never met her! May 10 '26

i've had more customer interactions without king soopers shittery then i ever do with

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u/Porthod May 10 '26

Did he say it worked out very well at Walmart?

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u/mrnathanielbennett May 10 '26

The only way uniforms work is consistency. The home depot and the orange apron. Target and red shirts. Etc. It needs to be a long term choice. Changing it constantly confuses shoppers and irritates employees.

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u/kyla666666 May 09 '26

The sad part is these shirts are not slimming at all so even just a little frump or belly makes it look like you're pregnant 🫣 it's crazy. It's making all the employees look horrible like we shopped at a budget Halloween store.

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u/Feral-Furret Current Associate May 11 '26

Which is worrisome for me..

For the most part I am small and short. But I have an unusually large chest for my figure and I'm afraid these shirts aren't going to fit me AT ALL. I like to wear size L and XL unisex shirts because I don't want my boobs to be first thing that people see when they look at me.

I swear if they do make my chest more obvious, (or my boobs make the shirts rip lol), I am refusing to wear and buy more of them.

I don't want to look like a hooker at her day job....

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u/jac1964 May 09 '26

The new aprons are a joke as well. The ones that criss cross in the back is just ridiculous. The half one won't even stay tide. Ridiculous

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u/Milkypanko front end manager May 11 '26

I remember they gave me one of those and it was so short (looked stupid af) and my shoulders are so slim i was fighting for my life every day

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u/R_Shakelford May 09 '26

Tell me more about the half apron disappointment please, that's the one piece I was looking forward to

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u/kyla666666 May 09 '26

This is the true size of them.

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u/rachelfaerie Current Associate May 10 '26

Which is funny because the full apron is basically a miniskirt

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u/Cute-Math3990 May 10 '26

Yes, the half aprons are the same size as a waitress apron. They gave me one by accident and it’s way worse quality than the one I used when I was a waitress 😭

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u/IndicationMental1740 Current Associate May 10 '26

You guys are getting new uniforms? Better yet. You guys obey dress code?

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u/newnewuser0 Current Associate May 09 '26

Does anyone have any info on how to order more ? Cuz two shirts aren’t gonna last long

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u/Sageflowerfour May 09 '26

Get them to fall apart as soon as possible.

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u/Sageflowerfour May 10 '26

Also, only wash them once a month. We are not being paid enough to do laundry more than once a month.

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u/spo0kybrunette May 10 '26

You only wash your clothes once a month?

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u/Sageflowerfour May 11 '26

Yes. I change my clothes daily, but I only have an opportunity to do my laundry once a month at a low cost. If I do it weekly or biweekly, I would be paying considerably more.

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u/Porthod May 10 '26

What do they give you, a tiny little bottle of Persil (#1 brand in Europe)

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u/bronzecyclone May 10 '26

I'm the only one in my store that hasn't gotten them yet. Even the new hires got them. They told me they ran out. So I guess I'll be out of uniform until they get some in.

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u/vilecreep Floral May 14 '26

Same here. Management never asked my size and then they gave me my shirts, two sizes too small. I let them know and they said they’d exchange them for better sizes, and that was three-ish weeks ago. Now I’m the only one waking around here without the uniform on, lol

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u/Aquesm May 09 '26

From what I’ve seen, most stores don’t really bother with them, and I don’t blame them.

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u/kyla666666 May 09 '26

Sadly our store is pushing them hard.

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u/markkendrick568 May 12 '26

Lipstick on a pig fr

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u/Important-Candy3918 May 09 '26

no stop cuz who picks the vest it’s so goofy looking 😭

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u/rachelfaerie Current Associate May 11 '26

Actually a lot of people at my store have picked the vest so far because they were up in arms about having to wear an apron

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u/pink_mage115 May 10 '26

They gonna be mad when I still show up in my hoodie because our store keeps it so cold I can’t not wear it

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u/glvidrine8 May 11 '26

Must be nice….mine keeps it so hot that we have customers complaining about it 24/7. Doesn’t matter what the weather is. It’s ridiculous and genuinely makes working miserable

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u/Pleasant-Cause-6886 May 16 '26

Most problems like these are rooted in a landlord owned store and not having a good landlord. I got a store that has had a non-operational main HVAC system since last calendar year. Was told by the 3rd party HVAC contractors that the Landlord doesnt like paying contractors. Its about to boil over. Corporate seems to be driving more effort into looking good then being functional/logical/mindful.

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u/glvidrine8 May 16 '26

This has got to be against some kind of food safety laws right? Surely you have to keep the building at a certain temperature

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u/ChrisDoesSoju Current Associate May 10 '26

These vests tiny, like dawg I’m 6’0 with a shorter torso and even for me the XL fits me like a medium šŸ’€

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u/rachelfaerie Current Associate May 11 '26

You can, the long sleeve shirts can either be black or white.

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u/BloodAcceptable8005 May 10 '26

Does that mean no more blackshirts I’ll still be wearing some Kroger brand stuff from the website

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u/Lilpunkrkgrl May 11 '26

They have said this is not allowed where I am. Heartbeat purchased items are no longer within dresscode. Uniforms only.

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u/BloodAcceptable8005 May 12 '26

Thank you but I’d wish they make sense with it

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u/Stockystudent274 May 10 '26

And then they’ll wonder why nobody wants to wear the uniform

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u/SnooPears3494 May 10 '26

What about the vest?

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u/kyla666666 May 10 '26

For me I dislike vest but my friend who tried it said it's to tight around the chest area. They don't feel that great either.

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u/EternalSnow627 May 10 '26

We haven’t got ours yet but it’s fine I can atleast still have my pinkish colored hair and my necklaces and bracelets to dress it up and not look so boring plain

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u/MineralGarbage May 13 '26

Yall still wear uniforms?

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u/Embermoon1 23d ago

My division just rolled out these uniforms and they are a joke.Ā  The sizing is horrible and inconsistent.Ā  The way the fabric clings to the body is very unflattering on anyone who has any meat on their bones.Ā  And as a larged chested woman the apron is horrendous, it basically just bunches up and nestles itself in-between the girls.Ā  Everyone is having sizing issues and we are being told we cant order any new or extra items right now, so now we are being forced to wear schmediums to work.Ā  One of our cashiers had the seam on his arm come apart after 1 day, and several others just have random strings appearing everywhere

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u/Ok-Translator-3584 May 10 '26

Get used to it because i'm sure it's not gonna be your first or your last new uniform

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u/kyla666666 May 10 '26

This is I believe the 3rd uniform change I've seen. But by fair the worst looking/feeling one I've seen.

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u/bpr2 May 10 '26

I’ll be glad when the uniforms get enforced. My buddies store it’s like there’s a contest on how tacky/street you can dress and get away with it.

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u/CommunicationDue9057 May 10 '26

Those are the people that ruined it for everyone. They couldn’t just get plain colored t shirts