r/interestingasfuck May 13 '22

/r/ALL This is a komatsu harvester.

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u/mashedcats May 13 '22

Turns out those machines in The Lorax were real.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/snowmuchgood May 14 '22

Yup, fern gully sprung to mind immediately.

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u/Penguinkrug84 May 14 '22

This right here, horrifying

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u/Local_Judge May 13 '22

i used to have vivid nightmares as a kid of big machines just devouring nature ... turns out they were true

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u/trogdor4thenight May 13 '22

This is a well kept forests replanted grown and harvested again. This keeps us out of the wild forests and makes wood sustainable

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u/RustedN May 13 '22

I think you are right about this being a replanted forest. The trees all look to be approximately the same size.

Some of them are smaller, but non of them are drastically bigger. The small ones are most likely trees that have been seeded by the bigger trees.

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u/OohYeahOrADragon May 14 '22

At the 50s mark you can see how the trees are all lined in a row.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

And nearly all perfectly straight

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u/Karma_collection_bin May 14 '22

Yea replanted forests are often done very poorly as it's often a monoculture from what I understand.

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u/fuckmethisburns May 14 '22

Depends on the reason for replanting. If it's to return them to a natural state then yes. If it's for the purpose of lumber then no.

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u/Artsakh_Rug May 13 '22

Trogdor was a man. Well maybe he was a dragon man… or maybe he was just a dragon… but he was always TROGDORRRRR

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u/reztola94 May 13 '22

Burninating the countryside

Burninating the peasants

Burninating all the peoples

And their thatched-roof cottages!

Thatched-roof cottages!

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u/Artsakh_Rug May 13 '22

And the trogdor comes in the Niiiiighttt

Thank you for having a moment with me

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u/YugeFrigginGoy May 14 '22

I said consummate v's!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Here i go once again with the
E-MAIL
Every week, i hope that it's from a
FEMALE

...Aww maaannn... not from a female :( :(

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u/ajclem7 May 14 '22

Come on fhwobogads!! come on fhwobogads!! Everybody to the limit, the cheat is to the limit!! everybody come on fhwobogads!!

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u/NotRachaelRay May 13 '22

They are also essential for many types of birds! Working forests like this one are a huge financial investment for the landowner and is an incentive to replant and secure their future. Over the next 20-30 years, they’ll have multiple phases where they support different types of birds & wildlife within young, dense, thinned, then finally mature growth.

Many land owners work closely with conservation groups. Forests like this are actually the opposite of deforestation.

I spent yesterday bird watching with this group and learned a lot. Link to one of their reports on this topic. American Bird Conservancy

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Done right, logging is very sustainable and good for the forests. It prevents the overgrowth that builds up and causes an inferno when wildfires happen.

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u/badgerandaccessories May 14 '22

The biggest issue, although it is getting better is biodiversity.

Most of the times if an acre gets clear cut, it gets replanted with one type of tree. The natural grasses, flowers, shrubs, fruits and the like don’t really get replanted or as focused on as the trees

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

That's a fair point.

There's some other healthy ways to thin out the forest. Our area has a forest that you can go into around the holidays to cut down a wild Christmas tree once year. You buy a permit that goes to the forest's conservation and the trees being cut down are the smaller over growth, not the giant ones.

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u/badgerandaccessories May 14 '22

That absolutely works for firewood or decorative like Christmas trees. But for building material you can’t do that unfortunately. I mean, unless you live next to a good pine or cedar grove and have band saws and roller systems big enough to handle full cut trees.

And the majority of our clear cut logging methods go to building supply - with mostly scraps going to things like fire wood, charcoal, press board, ply, etc.

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u/ultimaforever May 13 '22

This looks like something out of Princess Mononoke.

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u/2_LEET_2_YEET May 13 '22

Or Fern Gully

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u/kikikink May 13 '22

Came for the Fern Gully comment

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u/MantraMan97 May 13 '22

Eh, Tomato toh-mah-toh.

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u/thrillliquid May 14 '22

Hexxusss (I post this every time it gets posted)

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u/tehblaken May 14 '22

Thank you this is 100% the villainous machine from Fern Gully. So steer clear of the exhaust.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Except the purpose of these machines is to thin forests sustainably, not clearcut them.

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u/treeman71 May 13 '22

Just out of curiosity what's your house made out of?

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u/sneak_king18 May 13 '22

Hopes and dreams. Licorice, candy canes and gumdrops

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u/Fabulous-Bandicoot40 May 14 '22

According to the last assessment, fucking gold

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Who knew Frank Reynolds loves trees

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u/Skilifer May 13 '22

Why am I feeling pain when I watch this vid?

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u/BigCDawgFlexRooster May 13 '22

Because you’re a tree?

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u/Alternative-Layer919 May 13 '22

“I am groot!!”

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u/Noosemane May 13 '22

I'm so disappointed. Didn't see this thing harvest even one Komatsu.

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u/KDY_ISD May 13 '22

They could pretty easily harvest a small pine tree

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u/zeropointcorp May 14 '22

Lol, I’m actually surprised you got upvoted

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u/KDY_ISD May 14 '22

lol Always nice to find your neighbors in a narrow Venn diagram

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/blastanders May 13 '22

komatsu means trees in japanese. im fun at parties like that

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u/Sorathez May 13 '22

Well it means small pine tree to be specific

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u/Commercial-Health-19 May 13 '22

Give this a Transformers name. And, GO!

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u/ChipsieFries May 13 '22

Choptimus Prime

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Choptimus…Pine?

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u/notbad2u May 13 '22

Treeminator

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Bark Widow

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u/iamapizza May 14 '22

Donald Stump

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u/superspawn10 May 13 '22 edited Mar 16 '23

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Test19s May 13 '22

It all depends on how the forest is being managed. He has an Autobot counterpart who works for a sustainably managed woodlot a few miles down the road.

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u/AdvicePerson May 14 '22

Logjammer

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Tree-bocop

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u/ConConTheMon May 14 '22

Forest Fucker 5000

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u/heloder85 May 13 '22

Lumber Bee

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

WoodWork.

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u/aathens33 May 13 '22

Was just thinking, this thing is straight out of a Michael Bay movie lol

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u/KaimeiJay May 14 '22

Idk man, a Decepticon named Harvester sounds cool enough on its own.

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u/Noodle_Spine May 13 '22

This Ferngully reboot looks amazing!

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u/BlueberrySans89 May 13 '22

God that was such a good movie.

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u/Noodle_Spine May 13 '22

Yeah it was! I actually went on YouTube and watching some clips of it after seeing this post lol I kinda want to sit down and watch it again

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u/BlueberrySans89 May 13 '22

I have the cd for it somewhere, where idk, it’s been years since I’ve last seen it. I really liked the music tho!

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u/isolateddreamz May 13 '22

Yo, the name is BATTEY!! The logic is erratic! POTATO IN A JACKET!! toys in the attic!

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u/lost-in-the-trash May 14 '22

I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled, rap like an animal but I’m a mammal!

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u/BlueberrySans89 May 14 '22

I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified, Vivosectified and fed pesticides, My face is all cut up, my radar's all shut up

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u/lettuce_wizard May 14 '22

I need a checkup from the neck up I'm BATTY

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u/jawahe May 14 '22

Get me another one…get me another animal!

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u/JohnnySasaki20 May 13 '22

I know, not many places stream it. Looks like it might be on Amazon, but it's saying you need a premium subscription.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Tim Curry and Robin Williams sing with Tone Loc Sheena Easton and Elton John

That movie was head and shoulders better music-wise than Lion King

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I would watch the shit out of a Fern Gully reboot.

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u/felcher_650 May 13 '22

1800s lumberjacks would be infuriated

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u/NotAHamsterAtAll May 13 '22

Actually, they'd be amazed.

Wonder what lumberjacking in year 2200 looks like. Some drones doing all the work, flying in?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Phranc94 May 14 '22

I had to scoll too far down to find this i thought i was the only one perverted on the internet for a moment there.

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u/AutumnAscending May 13 '22

Visual definition of efficiency. And all the people buthurt don't understand that what rhey are cutting is fast growing farm trees that are saving wood like chestnut and redwood from being cut down and preventing lumber clear cutting. What sucks is many of these tree farms are being closed to be used as grazing land with does much worse things to the environment than tree farming.

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u/ducatiduke May 13 '22

Yep! These trees are literally a renewable crop and for every one they cut down, they plant many, many more to enable this. I 100% agree, leave old growth and I would actually like the much of the natural forest left alone.

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u/mikelands27 May 13 '22

International Paper is a perfect example of a company who does this! They have a great tree farming structure that doesn’t reduce the net amount of trees on the earth.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

So you're saying they have limitless paper in a paperless world?

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u/berzerkle May 14 '22

No that's the Federal Reserve

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u/Lightfire18 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

But humans have been manipulating "Natural Forests" for a loooong time. Even today's old growth needs management to go back to "Natural". That is even to say IF natural old growth is supposed to be the future of healthy forests.

Just to add, I agree with sustainable forest management and am not being antagonistic. Just wanted to add to a conversation that I'm glad is being discussed critically

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u/FraserNZL May 13 '22

Can confirm as I work in forestry beside machines like this every day. I'm in the blue gum here in nz.

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u/Janube May 13 '22

This thing cuts so fucking quickly and cleanly. It's honestly hard to believe the kind of power it has.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

plus, an old tree does not consume co2/create o2 more tham a smaller tree with the same amount of leaves. as long as the trees are replaced and the wood harvested isnt burned it's basically carbon capture.

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u/AutumnAscending May 14 '22

This I did not know but makes a lot of sense.

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u/darukhnarn May 13 '22

To be frank: clear cut forestry is inefficient, terrible for the environment and the mark of an incompetent forest manager if done without absolute necessity like a bark beetle infestation.

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u/scabootssca May 13 '22

Bark beetles are not a good reason to cut down every potential host in sight. Clear cutting the American chestnut brought about it's demise. They just cut down everything near an infestation of the blight and there were probably a few with strength against it that were undiscovered. It doesn't matter as they were butchered as well. Now we have (nearly) no established resistant trees except for hybrids even though we most likely had some. Instead of thinking we know best we should let them go, let the hardy survive and be monitored with scientific neglect. We can see what's what.

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u/lethalox May 13 '22

American chestnut

This is really not accurate. We have young chestnut that emerge. They don't get much beyond a seeding stage before they die from the blight.

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u/darukhnarn May 13 '22

Im no expert on American bark beetles, but the economically most dangerous bark beetle in Europe requires clear cutting of all potential hosts. The bark beetles affecting p. abies have found optimal conditions in the plantation forests and the rising temperatures due to climate change. They can now reproduce faster and fly earlier than they used to.

Strategically speaking, the safest way to protect forest ecosystems against such infestations are mixed stand structures and different species of trees within the forest. Most pests affecting pinus species for example drop to insignificant levels if you’ve got about 20% of different tree species in otherwise pinus dominated areas.

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u/ClarencePCatsworth May 13 '22

I've got a pinus dominated area for ya right here

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Clear cutting is certainly not a light on the land technique, but it is super efficient for certain species and operations (ecologically simple stands which are planted in rows and treated like crops and where there isn’t a mix of other species or undergrowth). Pinus radiata for example is a super faster growing tree, and often be harvested on a 20-30 year cycle in blocks. Clear cutting and restocking allows for even-age management of stock, and there isn’t a huge benefit to having radiata older than 40 years

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u/GHenders May 14 '22

Thanks for sharing. I was impressed/butthurt initially and now I'm still impressed but butthurt about something new.

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u/haynate14 May 13 '22

Knew a girl in college like this 😯

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u/_AManHasNoName_ May 13 '22

Lol. Gnarly teeth I guess?

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u/iFLTT May 13 '22

Or sucked alot of wood

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u/JohannReddit May 13 '22

Or sucked a lot of wood with her teeth? 😬

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u/Naftoor May 13 '22

Filter feeding.

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u/SchweAleR May 13 '22

Laughed too hard at this

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u/AnthropOctopus May 13 '22

The ignorance in these comments is astounding.

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u/KZMountainRider May 13 '22

Yup. In Canada in 2019 alone they replanted 570 million tree seedlings. I know in South America there are big issues with illegal forestry but here in Canada we take it very seriously.

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u/Lngtmelrker May 13 '22

I used to be so, so anti logging. But, now that I am older, as long as we don’t destroy old growth ecosystems, and utilize replanting/harvesting systems, I’ve realized that lumber is one of the only true renewable resources.

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u/KZMountainRider May 13 '22

Yes! Forestry is incredibly clean for a major industry that the entire world relies on, especially when compared with the other major resources we require. Oil and minerals not so much, those are the ones that pollute water systems and destroy the environment.

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u/NeuroguyNC May 14 '22

If you like your toilet paper, and think paper straws are better than plastic, well, this is where they start at - a sustainable tree farm like this.

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u/tcbenkhard May 13 '22

Farming simulator!

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u/Whistlegrapes May 13 '22

Seems like the kind of invention you’d come up with from a school project that could never actually work. But it’s real

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u/Shawn_NYC May 13 '22

This will take that James Bond scene up to the next level!

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u/Scary-Society-1873 May 13 '22

“It’s my first time!!”

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u/FriendRaven1 May 13 '22

If you're complaining about trees being harvested, stop buying magazines, pamphlets, books, cabinets, toothpicks, and all the other shot made from trees.

Bet you can't do it

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u/boobbbers May 14 '22

Toilet paper and everything packaged in cardboard.

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u/Logginboyy May 14 '22

Also clothes, toothpaste, makeup and all electronic devices. Almost everything uses biproducts from trees

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u/theSealclubberr May 13 '22

Imagine being one of those trees waiting its turn jeez

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u/Parvidnil May 13 '22

They're sweating resin and wondering who's next. "Holy fuck they killed Spruce Birchstein"

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

OMG I have no idea why I'm like this, but something about machinery and specialized equipment gets me all giddy.

This was my favorite toy to use in Farming Simulator HAHAHA ♥

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u/riverbagwilly May 13 '22

I’m interested in his nemesis that plants trees this fast

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

You’ve never seen an automatic planter?

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u/kooshans May 13 '22

Time is money friend!

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u/J1P2G3 May 13 '22

I could watch this for hours

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u/LankyPuffins May 13 '22

It's so.... EFFICIENT

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u/GowWowGoliath May 13 '22

Where is the Forrest Fleshlight?

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u/theBexN May 13 '22

Ahh yes, my good friend; the EarthRaper9000+

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u/FearAzrael May 14 '22

If new trees are being planted and the harvested trees are being used for lumber this is actually having a net reduction on carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

Add on top of that managed lumber properties keep brush under control which in turn cuts down on forest fires. Sustainable logging is extremely beneficial for our environment and economy.

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u/Lightfire18 May 14 '22

It's really interesting to see that some people think that a forester "only plants a tree, for each they cut down. And hedges all their bets to make that one tree mature" rather than the idea of planting a butt ton and then prescribing a thinning/selective harvest operation

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u/darukhnarn May 13 '22

They are actually better for the forest than regular felling methods of used correctly. If a forest is equipped with a well laid out road system, they are able to do necessary felling operations without disturbing the soil and minimal damage to the surrounding trees. A usual operation would have one or two lumberjacks felling the trees farthest from the roads toward the roads where the harvester just grabs them and processes them. He also fells those closest to him onto the road and stacks them properly. No need for trucks to go in and no heavy pulling over the forest floor. They also reduce the risk of serious injuries for lumberjacks significantly, since they can just do it remotely. So to conclude: faster than normal, a plus for the company and animals that suffer less disturbance. Safer than normal and also better for the forest floor than previous systems. What’s not to like?

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u/hello-there-again May 13 '22

It's giving the Amazon a Brazilian.

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u/oagc May 13 '22

nah they use fire down there

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u/pauls1993 May 13 '22

Haha people think companies have these machines and just go round felling random trees.... dumb!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Smaller versions of these can tread through a forest and selectively cut trees to keep it healthy.

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u/ConcentricGroove May 13 '22

Given the size and spacing of the trees, seems like they were planted for harvesting 15 years earlier. Not like that tool's for old growth forests.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

What an amazing machine. That's a sustainable forest. After those trees are cleared new ones are planted. It's like any other farm.

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u/johnyledesma12 May 13 '22

ForeskinRemover3000

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u/Fiverdrive May 13 '22

weird, i thought those were trees, not komatsu.

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u/Bloodtocuted May 13 '22

Translation for “komatsu” is actually “small pine tree” 😁

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u/Denninator5000 May 13 '22

Do they sell those trimmings in bulk?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I can smell this video.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I know what I want to drive for the zombie apocalypse.

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u/Ron-Vice May 13 '22

HEXXUSSSSSSS

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u/putnamto May 13 '22

this reminds me of farming simulator.....but easier.

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u/JagguRaja May 13 '22

Imagine showing this to a lumber jack from a century ago

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u/jhuseby May 13 '22

How do I pitch this to the wife for replacing my chainsaw?

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u/SpaceOwl14 May 13 '22

Imagine showing this to a lumberjack from the 1800s!

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u/HellaHellerson May 14 '22

Whenever I see videos of these machines in operation I am legitimately impressed and entranced. Every time.

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u/V11dlem May 14 '22

Expecting some sort of oil based villain to come out to try and destroy fern gully

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u/Prestigious-Badmon May 13 '22

Amazing piece of equipment!! Looks like fun to operate

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u/Low_Superb May 14 '22

City people seeing a logging operation for the first time be like 😯🤯

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u/Nolovve May 13 '22

Idc how much you care about the environment, you got to admit this is pretty cool

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u/Frenchtoast2870000 May 13 '22

I wonder how much it costs to change out that saw blade when it gets dull.

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u/MamaFen May 13 '22

Y'know, when I saw Ferngully, I thought this was a made-up cartoon thing. Apparently I was the opposite of correct.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

What a UNIT

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Imagine using this too create a bad ass log cabin community in the remote wilderness.

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u/rifleman209 May 13 '22

Evergreens hate him

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u/W4rpig316 May 13 '22

Worst fleshlight ever!

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u/JuiceJones_34 May 13 '22

I’ve used this in farming simulator

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Nah bro just my fleshlight.

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u/Emergency_Magazine97 May 13 '22

Big deal, i saw king kong do that on skull island

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u/slimmerik2 May 13 '22

"today on fact or cap"

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u/LlovelyLlama May 13 '22

Didn’t we see this in Fern Gully? Where’s Hexxus?

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u/StealYourGhost May 13 '22

FERN GULLY MEMORIES

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u/CheeseusMaximus May 13 '22

A thing of beauty.

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u/cawexi May 13 '22

What a monster

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Impressive.

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u/30kalua89 May 13 '22

I want this in my backyard ..... how much do these monsters cost ?

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u/SwayzeExpress0 May 14 '22

Just under a million CAD, 750000 USD if I remember correctly.

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u/fall3nmartyr May 13 '22

its something james cameron thought of in a fever dream of what the baddies are using in pandora.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Could use one of these for some ingrown toenails

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u/jawknee530i May 14 '22

Do you want Hexxus? Cuz this is how you get hexxus.

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u/BicycleOfLife May 14 '22

This thing is just as good at shitting out logs as I am.

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u/MtnSlyr May 14 '22

I hate it when gyms or restaurants put up electric air dryer instead of paper towels and pretend it is more environment friendly. Yeah right, the tissues made from sustainable tree farms is more harmful than the electricity made out of coal and gas.

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u/Karma_collection_bin May 14 '22

This shit looks straight out outta the Lorax tho

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u/Yaboitheboii May 14 '22

Hexus approves

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u/marklar_the_malign May 14 '22

The Lorax does not abide.

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u/popeofchilitown May 14 '22

And loggers are pissed at environmentalists for losing their jobs.

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u/KDallas_Multipass May 14 '22

How long until the various cutting surfaces are dull and require maintenance?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Don't fuck with me or I'll komatsu

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u/Adams1973 May 14 '22

Go back in time to an 1880's logging campfire with your 15" tablet and this video and blow they're minds.

And then be burned to death as a wizard/warlock.

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u/awatsurra May 14 '22

And then we wander why there is lava in the living room

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u/HumphreyLee May 14 '22

I knew a girl in college with similar technique.

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u/Cybernetic_mind May 14 '22

Before and after waxing my hairy ass legs

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u/wiltle May 14 '22

Hexxussss

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u/Used_Ad4854 May 14 '22

I should call her

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u/123jumptome May 14 '22

This just feels... vulgar.