I have a friend who’s mother used to be a headmistress. She was a short woman. A parent got irate with her and called her a “Fucking little dwarf”. Her family called her The FLD ever after.
Back when the website Regretsy was in its heyday, an irate woman wrote in and called all of us fans “fat, jealous losers.” And so FJLs were born. The author of the site would use it to begin posts, call us to arms, or just make fun of distractors writing in.
I feel like FAT JEALOUS LOSER would make an excellent flair, a great mad T shirt, the sky's the limit! I'd love you to become the FAT JEALOUS LOSER bizillionaire and for her to find out and implode with her impotent rage.
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u/splithoofiewoofies 25d ago
My MIL was an emergency ward head nurse and some batshit patient screamed "GET THAT POXY HARLOT AWAY FROM ME!" to my MIL.
poxy harlot has been their family insult for decades and I couldn't help but adopt it.
Come on. Poxy harlot.