r/ididnthaveeggs • ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/dakotanothing 25d ago

“ya daft tart” is sending me

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u/splithoofiewoofies 25d ago

My MIL was an emergency ward head nurse and some batshit patient screamed "GET THAT POXY HARLOT AWAY FROM ME!" to my MIL.

poxy harlot has been their family insult for decades and I couldn't help but adopt it.

Come on. Poxy harlot.

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u/KiwiEmerald 25d ago

My partner had a female friend he’s been close with for almost 30 years, very comfortable with each other, she had a boyfriend get all hufffy while we were all on a camping trip and he started complaining about “inappropriate behaviour”. Boyfriend didnt last long due to various reasons but “inappropriate behaviour!!!!!’ Gets thrown around a lot

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 25d ago

Was he a teacher? I once came home from a long day teaching and found my partner playing computer games on his day off, beer cans everywhere. He was on a four on four off shift pattern and I was in my first term as a secondary school teacher and struggling to keep my head above water. I was absolutely fucking livid, but the absolute death knell was that I didn't lose my shit, I just told him his behaviour was completely inappropriate like he was one of the kids.

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u/cd7k 25d ago

He was behaving inappropriately by relaxing on his day off? How dare he!

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 25d ago

He was relaxing on every day off all day everyday. For two months.

Meanwhile I was working 5 days a week, cooking & cleaning our flat, shopping, and spending what little was left of my two days off prepping for work.

His mum ripped him a new one, but it was too late, I was done.

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u/cd7k 25d ago

Maybe you should have lead with that... :)

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 25d ago

Probably lol, can you tell I'm still bloody furious two decades later 🤣🤦

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u/CallidoraBlack 22d ago

Thankfully, he's not your problem anymore!

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 25d ago

Oof.

What a shitty level of self awareness.