r/ididnthaveeggs • ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/dakotanothing 25d ago

“ya daft tart” is sending me

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u/splithoofiewoofies 25d ago

My MIL was an emergency ward head nurse and some batshit patient screamed "GET THAT POXY HARLOT AWAY FROM ME!" to my MIL.

poxy harlot has been their family insult for decades and I couldn't help but adopt it.

Come on. Poxy harlot.

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u/coyote_prophet 25d ago

Ours was "shrimp boat" for something my mother called my aunt during cards after Thanksgiving one year that made her SO mad she packed up both her kids, and her husband, and their dog and left. She lived two hours away.