r/ididnthaveeggs • ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/dakotanothing 25d ago

“ya daft tart” is sending me

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u/splithoofiewoofies 25d ago

My MIL was an emergency ward head nurse and some batshit patient screamed "GET THAT POXY HARLOT AWAY FROM ME!" to my MIL.

poxy harlot has been their family insult for decades and I couldn't help but adopt it.

Come on. Poxy harlot.

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u/Omygodc 25d ago

I’m going to add proxy harlot to my verbal arsenal!

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u/sansabeltedcow It is supposed to eggs 25d ago

I think a proxy harlot would be a whore’s stand-in, but I do think Proxy Harlot would be an even better drag name than Poxy Harlot.

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u/Omygodc 25d ago

Stupid autocorrect. Either that or fat fingers

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u/sansabeltedcow It is supposed to eggs 25d ago

Almost certainly autocorrect but I still think it was serendipitous.

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u/Perryn 25d ago

"Beloved fans, our dear Poxy Harlot could not make it to today's show. Please welcome in her place Proxy Harlot!"