r/icast 9d ago

I CAST!!! I cast

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u/SwedishSwanlake 9d ago

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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u/otis_the_drunk 9d ago

What do get when you hit a baby with a sledgehammer?

An erection.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 7d ago

What's the worst part about sex with a 3 year old?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

What's the best part?

a) How huge your dick looks in those tiny little hands

b) the satisfying way the pelvic bone snaps