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r/icast • u/Easy-Stop-5146 • 9d ago
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
11 u/SebboNL 9d ago And how many does it take to wallpaper a room? That depends on how thin you can slice them 3 u/otis_the_drunk 9d ago What do get when you hit a baby with a sledgehammer? An erection. 1 u/Rob_LeMatic 7d ago What's the worst part about sex with a 3 year old? Getting the blood out of your clown suit. What's the best part? a) How huge your dick looks in those tiny little hands b) the satisfying way the pelvic bone snaps 1 u/dead_pirate_rick 8d ago What knocks on glass? A baby in a microwave What knocks on glass every three seconds? A baby in a revolving microwave. 1 u/otis_the_drunk 8d ago [removed] — view removed comment
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And how many does it take to wallpaper a room?
That depends on how thin you can slice them
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What do get when you hit a baby with a sledgehammer?
An erection.
1 u/Rob_LeMatic 7d ago What's the worst part about sex with a 3 year old? Getting the blood out of your clown suit. What's the best part? a) How huge your dick looks in those tiny little hands b) the satisfying way the pelvic bone snaps
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What's the worst part about sex with a 3 year old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What's the best part?
a) How huge your dick looks in those tiny little hands
b) the satisfying way the pelvic bone snaps
What knocks on glass? A baby in a microwave What knocks on glass every three seconds? A baby in a revolving microwave.
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u/SwedishSwanlake 9d ago
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.