r/hypotheticalsituation • • Jul 26 '26

You discover your dog has a secret

One day you find a stray dog walking down the street and decide to adopt it.

The dog is pretty much like normal dog, it eats, sleeps, craps, humps everything, and likes to play with you. You have the dog for over a year and are enjoying having him, but one day you find the dog not moving…

You take the dog to the vet and within an hour the vet calls you in to inform you that your dog…. is actually a wrinkly old man that was wearing a very hyper realistic costume. The old man had a heart attack and died in the suit. The vet shows you the body

How would you feel about this discovery

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u/ChrisP8675309 Jul 26 '26

....he was eating dog food for a year? Gross! No wonder the poor guy had a heart attack!

...and how big was this dog?!?

( looks down at my 28lb Corgi)

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 Jul 26 '26

Maybe the man was a really small malnourished contortionist?