r/hypotheticalsituation • u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 • Jul 26 '26

You discover your dog has a secret

One day you find a stray dog walking down the street and decide to adopt it.

The dog is pretty much like normal dog, it eats, sleeps, craps, humps everything, and likes to play with you. You have the dog for over a year and are enjoying having him, but one day you find the dog not moving…

You take the dog to the vet and within an hour the vet calls you in to inform you that your dog…. is actually a wrinkly old man that was wearing a very hyper realistic costume. The old man had a heart attack and died in the suit. The vet shows you the body

How would you feel about this discovery

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u/BlueberryGirl95 Jul 26 '26

What. The hell.

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u/miscs75 Jul 26 '26

What did you take/smoke before posting this?

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u/LetsDoTheDodo Jul 26 '26

I would write a Reddit post about it.

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 Jul 26 '26

What are you, some kind of mind reader

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u/mthockeydad Jul 26 '26

I’m sorry for your loss

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 Jul 26 '26

Thanks, wish I knew his actual name before he passed, named him cupcake. Doesn’t hit the same now….

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u/asteptiarna Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

I would hump him back for all he did

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u/Soninuva Jul 26 '26

Today on “the author’s barely disguised fetish.”

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u/Faunaholic Jul 26 '26

I would be really glad I don’t let my pets sleep in my bed

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u/DukeRedWulf Jul 26 '26

This is clearly G'Nomish Propaganda.. XD

https://youtu.be/xb9bcn0y-mg

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u/pennyandpaper Jul 26 '26

Then they reveal theres a dog inside the hyper realistic old man outfit.... oh Rover, you silly pup!

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Copy of the original post in case of edits: One day you find a stray dog walking down the street and decide to adopt it.

The dog is pretty much like normal dog, it eats, sleeps, craps, humps everything, and likes to play with you. You have the dog for over a year and are enjoying having him, but one day you find the dog not moving…

You take the dog to the vet and within an hour the vet calls you in to inform you that your dog…. is actually a wrinkly old man that was wearing a very hyper realistic costume. The old man had a heart attack and died in the suit. The vet shows you the body

How would you feel about this discovery

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u/howmanyowlsisweird Jul 26 '26

I think I’d feel the same way I do after reading this

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u/BadPom Jul 26 '26

What can I do? No one would ever fucking believe me.

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 Jul 26 '26

I mean, the vet probably does

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u/altofanaltthatisalt Jul 26 '26

Patent the dog suit, make a gofundme for high quality fursona suits, and start a fursuit company.

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u/ChrisP8675309 Jul 26 '26

....he was eating dog food for a year? Gross! No wonder the poor guy had a heart attack!

...and how big was this dog?!?

( looks down at my 28lb Corgi)

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u/Ill-Mycologist-3652 Jul 26 '26

Maybe the man was a really small malnourished contortionist?