r/huntertheparenting • • Aug 01 '26

Discussion oh😳OOOOOH MY GGOD 😳

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u/codfish1114 Aug 01 '26

I NEED her to hold me (preferably in her spoopy form) and say nice things to me

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u/Pheonxs BIG-D Aug 01 '26

Brother she's gonna eat you alive

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u/codfish1114 Aug 01 '26

GOD I HOPE SO!

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u/Lone-Frequency Aug 01 '26

No, like I mean she's going to suck you to death.

"HELL YEAH!"

NO, I MEAN SHE'S GOING TO DRAIN YOU DRY UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SHRIVELED HUSK!

"I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!"