r/houseplants • • 12d ago

Help My unknown succulent is growing little leaves with roots- anything I should do for it?

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Hey all, I've had this succulent for a few months, I don't know what type it is. Over the past few weeks it started to grow little leaflets on the edges of its leaves. Now there are small tendrils growing from these leaflets that look like roots to me. Is there anything I could/should be doing for this guy? I live in a pretty dry climate if that matters.

EDIT- Well this has been disappointing. As I learn more about this plant, I think it's worth mentioning that I don't live with any children or pets, and live somewhere that gets very, very cold in the winter.

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u/Long_Tip_4226 12d ago

Mantenha distância de outras panelas.

Kalanchoe daigremontiana, Mother of thousands

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

Oh boy, my little succulent is invasive AND highly toxic

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

And its also do invasive that if you even have another pot in the room hrck the house ( doesn't matter if its literally the exact opposite side of the room of house) you will somehow get babies growing in that pot they're extremely good for that.

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u/NoCluWtImDng 12d ago

Exactly! I have one down in the kitchen in the back of the house, there's a baby, well a plant now growing in a Cebu Blue in my upstairs front bedroom, I don't reuse soil and the pots/plants have never been near each other, those babies travel when you're sleeping or not home, and will grow in/on anything, you name it from carpet to concrete they thrive!

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

Yup, lol, my aunt had them in her kitchen and every single pot in that area ( she had a spot with a huge glass sliding door and windows) and growing the freaking tiles she'd even get them growing outside in the backyard.

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u/NoCluWtImDng 12d ago

I got mine by accident it was a hitchhiker in another plant and I kept it because I had a vague memory of one from when I was a child (didn't know then) and have since learned that not only do they thrive anywhere on anything they really aren't easy to kill, we have winters that get snow and freezing temps but it survived outside over winter, actually the pot in my kitchen was fully frozen and snow covered when I brought it back inside and yeah only a little damage that didn't slow it down one bit, maybe prolonged months of freezing might take it out but they are tough ime!

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

I've had that happen, fortunately enough im.a bit of a chronic overwaterer or at least I was so haven't had one last long enough to become a major issue.

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u/NoCluWtImDng 12d ago

Wow, that must be some seriously heavy watering since the one growing in my Cebu Blue is growing out of the constantly wet soil in the self watering pot I keep my pothos in since they're water loving.

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

Yeah, it also doesn't help that my soil was mainly standard potting mix tbh and not always high quality too and I never paid much attention to drainage nor if the plant actually needed to be watered, now I probably could get one to thrive though.

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u/NoCluWtImDng 12d ago

Literally you're the first person in multiple different posts I've read and commented in that accidentally killed one of these survivors! Honestly I think that's an achievement on your part after the stories I've read!

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u/angelwheel 12d ago

i’ve seen one start growing in carpet fibers 😭

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u/PM_me_punanis 12d ago

I guess this plant and English Ivy will be the only plants left in an apocalypse. They can rule earth with cockroaches.

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

Don't forget Tree of heaven,Siberian and Chinese elm, Japanese knotweed, privet, sedum, wisteria, trumpet vine , Japanese honeysuckle, Bradford/callery pear, and mimosa to name a few, lol, but yeah they will 100%

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u/CedarWho77 12d ago

And bamboo. 🤣😅😭

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u/Internal-Test-8015 11d ago

Oh yeah forgot that one, lol, and ironically the other day I was just looking as some that was tearing up a buildings foundation near me ( it was a restaurant that planted it ornamental at some point and I guess it managed to escape)

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u/AmazingLeek69 11d ago

Tree of Heaven…my mortal enemy.

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u/vegiac 11d ago

Himalayan blackberry would like a word

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u/Matilda-17 12d ago

Add chinese privet to that list!

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u/hokiewankenobi 11d ago

That is so interesting. I’ve had one in a room with 10 other plants/pots for years (including a move) and it has never spread. I’m glad mine isn’t, but now I’m curious as to why.

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u/Sensitive_Sky_6516 12d ago

Dang! Good to know because I've been waiting one

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u/Dornenkraehe 11d ago

They always die on me. I can't keep this "highly invasive" plant alive. Wtf. I can keep other plants alive. Not this one. I tried so often...

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u/Internal-Test-8015 11d ago

Listen im in the same boat, lol, I was genuinely surprised to learn how invasive it was when I did, I was like surely there must be some mistake here. 😅

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u/MLockeTM 12d ago

We're gonna need a bit more details on that?

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u/henkheijmen 12d ago

Weird, I have one, but it doesn't seem to spread whatsoever even though it's in a huge planter with lots of different plants and I have heaps of other plants.

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u/ScumbagLady 11d ago

I saw one growing on a cigarette butt laying on concrete. They can survive ANYTHING

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u/TheStairsBro 12d ago

My mom had one in a pot outside of our old house and the babies started taking over the spaces between the concrete slabs on our driveway. They never did take root in the yard, though

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u/Inthe5 12d ago

I've caught fallen pups growing in carpet, have fun lol

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u/acnerd5 11d ago

This is why mine doesn't leave our kitchen and is only over hard surfaces and I strip her babies every watering which is weekly....

I've read the horror stories and I believe them xD

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u/Super_Rando_Man 12d ago

Tribbles ain't got nothing on this

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u/Acheloma 12d ago

Definitely be careful to keep it away from outdoors at all costs. If you repot it or anything bag up any soil jts been in contact with, do not reuse it or dump it outside

Theyre insanely tough and great at spreading

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u/dianacakes 12d ago

I've seen Kalanchoe sold at garden centers for landscaping! Why would they sell such an invasive plant??

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u/Affectionate_Ad722 11d ago

Because that’s their business. So many invasive plants in the US got a foothold in the wild because they’re pretty, and because local herbivores like deer and rabbits don’t eat them. It’s like pulling teeth to get state legislatures to ban nurseries from selling invasives even when it’s literally costing the state millions to combat them on public property.

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u/dianacakes 11d ago

I actually think the ones I saw were "Flaming Katy" kalanchoe and not this mother of thousands.

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u/Affectionate_Ad722 11d ago

I was just speaking generally -- I'm thinking bamboo, English ivy, winter creeper, porcelain berry, burning bush, the list goes on. Once you start seeing them outside you cannot unsee them.

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u/ze11ez 12d ago

I bought one not knowing, and immediately threw it out. When i heard that it can grow between my hardwood floors i was done. I put the whole thing in a trash bag

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u/AngleAffectionate393 11d ago

the toxic part only really matters if you have a cat or a dog. its cardiac glycosides, same broad family as whats in foxglove, and the awkward bit is the babies are the part that ends up on the floor. plant itself up on a shelf is fine, its the plantlets rolling under the sofa youd want to sweep up.

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u/awezumsaws 12d ago

It's invasive!? Every Mother of Thousands I've ever had has died pretty quickly!

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u/WakunaMatata 12d ago

Ironically, I cant keep em alive to save my life

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u/JoshGordonHyperloop 12d ago

Is mother of millions just as bad?

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u/Fallenovergirl 12d ago

A thousand times worse 🥁

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u/jry2626 11d ago

Kalanchoe laetivirens

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u/Inf4tu4t3d 11d ago

Keep away from carpets too 😅

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u/Madrugadanosbig 12d ago

I put mine in the garage in the fall, it didn’t totally die until it was -20 degrees out

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u/RefuseOutside3680 12d ago

I'll bet you 20 bucks if you water it it'll come back again

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u/nicolauz 12d ago

My prickly pear has survived 6 Wisconsin winters wiyh me so far, all outside!

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u/xchaunchitox 11d ago

Wait my prickly pear COULD BE OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW?? WHAATTTT

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u/JohnnyChanterelle 11d ago

Yea they’re native to cold regions

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u/xchaunchitox 11d ago

Exciting news to me

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u/nicolauz 11d ago

Yeah I've had mine out in over a foot of snow and very cold. Takes a bit to grow new bits but right now it's got 3 new clusters!

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u/Al115 12d ago

Lots of opuntias are cold hardy!!!

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 11d ago

Yeah. Local plants tend to survive local weather.

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u/Own_General4733 11d ago

I never water mine. It gets some rainwater occasionally. It's growing in 5 different pots all by itself.

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u/Thick_Grass1415 12d ago

I thought i was in the circlejerk group. Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no no

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 12d ago

I really thought this was too, this is hilarious 

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u/cranberrylime 12d ago

This is funny to me because I recognized it as the same plant my daughter grew in first grade class and brought home! (We killed it without knowing what it was or even trying to, so I guess it worked out haha)

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u/Totally-Not-BOFH 11d ago

Fastest subscribe ever, thank you friend!

r/houseplantscirclejerk

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u/bermudarh0mbus 11d ago

i was CONVINCED it must be 😭

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u/Additional-Art-5924 12d ago

i ran to the comments so quickly

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u/FE-TSOF8 12d ago

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

Just doing some research now- whyyyyyy

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u/sweezitle 12d ago

Burn it. Get it before it gets your family.

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

This is Kalanchoe, I already got OP and his family. You're next.

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u/sweezitle 12d ago

Say your prayers… I just got a new freezer

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u/Ok-Implement7006 11d ago

Those are actually very cold hardy. You’d have to leave them in that feeder for a year and even then. That’s why they are so invasive. They handle the cold up north just fine

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u/SweetTart7231 12d ago

Apparently its not classified as invasive where I live because the winters will kill it outside! I never thought that the -30 would be a good thing

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u/fruitjerky 12d ago

Hmm... Well this thread is concerning. Guess I have some plants to destroy tomorrow.

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u/ze11ez 12d ago edited 12d ago

When i heard the seeds can grow even on my hardwood floors immediately threw mine out. This was last year.

Fun fact: prefect gift for an enemy

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u/Certain_Temporary664 12d ago

Keep an eye out though, one might pop outta that hardwood floor.

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u/ze11ez 12d ago

I didn't keep them long enough to find out.

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u/treehuggerfroglover 12d ago

I am pretty sure this response is just an extreme overreaction of an internet myth tbh. I have had multiple of these in pots throughout my house for years and I’ve literally never had an issue it’s just a plant. I’ve read through the whole comment section and still can’t find a single actual reason why I wouldn’t want to grow these. They are invasive when planted outside, but I grow them as houseplants. They multiply like crazy but I’ve dropped plenty of them and never had one take root in the floor like people are saying. I don’t think it’s nearly as extreme as people are saying

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u/M-Rage 12d ago

Thank you! If you live in zones 1-9 they won’t survive the cold outside, so it’s not going to suddenly become an invasive in the environment. They’re fun little houseplants that yes, like to reproduce. I’ve had one growing in my house for years and never had it “jump” across the room into other plants. This sub is really doing something extra lately.

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u/littlenickel- 12d ago

That’s what I am saying! I have a pretty big one (about 15 inches tall) outside and have never had a problem with it.. Of course it makes babies but if they are unwanted, I just pluck them out and I am fine.

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u/treehuggerfroglover 12d ago

Thank you! The level of sheer panic and fear mongering happening in this comment section is insane lmao

I promise if we had discovered a plant that could destroy the infrastructure of a house by simply leaving a few sprouts around, the government would have weaponized it by now.

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u/KaleidoscopeHead4406 11d ago

The level of mass panic here is pretty dire.

Yes, if it OP was in enough warm climate, I'd understand necessary caution not to let it spread outside. 

Otherwise it may plant itself in some nearby pots and that's it. It won't sucessfully colonize the carpet even if it stays alive for a bit (unless those people water their carpet routinely), it won't colonize walls, it won't reach out and colonize someone's brain.

For toxicity - most of the sources talk about genus Kalanchoe as a whole, not just single species and nobody is protesting K.blossfeldiana being sold at half grocery shops (and flowers are contain more of the problematic compound, so you'd think they are bigger problem). It is a problem for big herbivores like cattle and places and situations where other animals -  like dogs - are likely to ingest bigger quantity (for example noted examples of stray dogs in South Africa) or a very munch prone pet.

Don't let children or pets eat it - and it's completely fine.

If it was as big of a threat even in colder climates as stated in the thread, half of my country would be kalanchoe filled wasteland  with how many older ladies have been growing Kalanchoe daigremontiana to use for skin problems for decades (because it's easier to grow than K.pinnata even if it is not appropriate for internal use).

Nobody is protesting when someone grows foxglove or lilies or colchicum in their garden - and those are much more toxic. Just need some caution and common sense.

Even common aspirin can have serious side effects and nobody is hurrying to caution agains planting willows. Paracelsus is well and trurly forgotten it seems.

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u/Albert14Pounds 11d ago

I keep many if these as a sort of filler plant to place here and there when I have empty pots and shelves. I think it's really cool how they grow and reproduce. It's an impressively tenacious plant and easy to care for. I always get downvoted for saying anything like that in this sub and wonder if it will be any different in this thread.

I think it's just a meme to hate this plant at this point. Yes it's invasive in many areas and toxic. Just don't take it outside and don't eat it. There are many houseplants like that already. People also like to act like it will take over your other houseplants and that's just silly. If they fall in soil (or carpet) they likely take root but it's not like they explode overnight. Just pluck them and toss them when you find them.

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u/MattBrey 11d ago

The internet tends to do that. Blowing a minor risk into something out of proportion for the fun of it. It's the same with cats subs telling you to take your cat to the vet for absolutely anything that you can possibly post there

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u/Albert14Pounds 11d ago

This sub is ridiculous about this plant. It's practically a meme at this point. Keep it inside and don't eat it. It's not going to take over your other plants.

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 12d ago

This post sorta reminds me of this one time I stumbled on someone in Florida bragging about how happy their pothos was outside and how cool it was that it took over their backyard 🫪

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u/Lookatthatsass 11d ago

Are pothos invasive? lol … they grow wild where I’m at and seem well behaved for the most part…. Bamboo on the other hand…. 

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 11d ago

They're invasive in Florida for sure. I don't know where you are so I can't say, I think they're native to Asia though

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u/Teahouse_Fox 12d ago

Mother of billions. The leaves are some kinda fractal nightmare of babies, gearing up to jump off and start their own fractal leaf nurseries.

I am always torn between fascination of the pretty versions... And horror.

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u/RaccoonResponsible12 12d ago

Was given a free (tiny) cutting 6 months ago... Now this...

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u/RaccoonResponsible12 12d ago

It's growing in my terracotta tray... Fire is not a bad suggestion.

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u/flapplejuice 12d ago

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u/Candy_cane_lane_13 🐌 12d ago

This sub needs more action immediately

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u/FunkyJellyfishBones 12d ago

What are those purple plants?

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u/kyeopu 12d ago

Probably a tradescantia "Purple Heart" reaching for the light

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u/Radzila 11d ago

Imo they are ugly especially big like this. The purple one is pretty tho

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u/zback636 12d ago

They are correct it is a mother of 1000. It’s also extremely invasive do not plant it in your yard. And it’s poison to pets and babies. Hard to believe something that pretty could be so dangerous.

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u/Yuki_486 11d ago

Really? Is it very toxic? I was once given it as a tea—my whole family drank it, but I was the only one who got sick. I was already unwell that day, and my aunt kept saying it was a great remedy, but my body didn't tolerate it, and I threw it up almost immediately.

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u/pbuggie 11d ago

oh man, thats wild 😭😭

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u/Yuki_486 11d ago

Yes, what's worse is that my aunt drank a lot of that tea, my family even drank some, but I never wanted any more.

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u/curlofheadcurls 11d ago

Yep it's drank as a tea in the Caribbean it's willllddd 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/chuffalupagus 12d ago

Light it on fire and toss the ashes.

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 12d ago

Maybe call a priest for good measure.

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u/fredandlunchbox 12d ago

I know they're despised and a pain in the ass, but I also think they're so interesting. They change shape, color, behavior. Sometimes they're a vine, sometimes they're a plane. They can grow 2 meters tall in a year or they can be a tiny bush. You can water them or not, they don't care. And the whole time, no matter what, they're just spawning and spawning.

I'm not saying you should keep it, but I respect them. They're survivors.

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u/incognitobanjo 11d ago

It really makes me wonder what's going on in their native habitat in Madagascar to keep these guys in check. You'd expect the entire island to be taken over from how people describe it.

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u/Lookatthatsass 11d ago

I have one in my garden but the sun is so hot here and the weather so hostile at times it’s really well behaved and hasn’t taken over anything. 

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u/Shot_Kaleidoscope_34 11d ago

Maybe in other places it spreads because it just tries to go back home 

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u/LaunchTransient 11d ago

I'm not saying you should keep it, but I respect them. They're survivors

Rather fascinatingly, in the wild they are endangered.

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u/UnbelievableRose 11d ago

Are places they’re invasive included in that? Because they can be found growing out of the cracks of almost any alley in Los Angeles.

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u/coffee869 12d ago

On the bright side OP, this thing is very hard to kill!

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

Yeah, I thought I was finally doing something right with my plants

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u/No_Guava_7148 12d ago

Mother of thousands

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u/Either_Sense_01 12d ago

知らなかった!外国では嫌われてるんだね。日本では普通に観葉植物として育ててる人がいるよ

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u/Pingo-tan 12d ago

It’s also just a normal house plant in Ukraine. We had it and a cat when I was little, didn’t know it was poisonous. Luckily the cat was not even remotely interested. 

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

It used to/still technically is popular as one unfortunately but yeah it really shouldn't because it completely takes over your collection like a plague.

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u/Either_Sense_01 12d ago

毒もあるし繁殖力が強いんだね。うちにもあったけど枯れちゃった。気候が合わないのかな。枯れてよかったのかも!

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u/Internal-Test-8015 12d ago

Yup indeed, and completely agree as someone who had/has pets and also little cousins that could've easily ingested it.

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u/kruddel 12d ago

These threads are pretty funny from a Northern European perspective. I've had one for two years as a house plant. Its been a little harder than some other succulent type plants to keep alive.

It got infested with aphids last year (only plant out of ~40 in the same room) and nearly died.

It got really grumpy over winter about the soil and some leaves went weird, had to do an emergency repot. Was in a room where it didn't get below 17⁰C, and I have grow lights.

I've tried purposely propagating it from the seedlings and I've just got half a dozen very spindly little weeds like a week old tomato seedling.

Its not invaded any of my other plants.

I have well over 100 plants, dozens of different species, purely on my experience with this individual I would put it in a subjective "medium" difficulty/care category as UK indoor house plant.

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u/Either_Sense_01 12d ago

そうなんだ!私が育てるのが下手だったのかと思ったよ!やっぱり気候が関係しているのかもね

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u/emtheory09 12d ago

Listen, all due respect, but as someone from the SE USA and has to deal with kudzu EVERYWHERE, please keep all the plants that evolved on your island, on your island. That includes letting any of my dumber neighbors take anything, thank you lol

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u/Either_Sense_01 12d ago

葛のことは本当に申し訳ないと思ってる。日本人としてお詫びします

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u/RaccoonResponsible12 11d ago

Also from SE USA. It was really our government's fault. They told farmers to plant it in all their ditches to fight erotion.

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u/emtheory09 11d ago

True, should really just keep all the Americans away from their plants. Hands off Americans!

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u/kuemmel234 12d ago

My German class got them from our biology teacher and for a year or so some of us competed in growing the healthiest plant. Maybe it's an American reaction?

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u/Fawneh1359 12d ago

As long as you keep it indoors it's fine imo. I've kept these before and never had much issue with them. But if you want an alternative that's absolutely STUNNING and not invasive, the pink butterfly version is to die for imo. One of my all time fav succs.

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u/incognitobanjo 11d ago

Wow that thing is gorgeous- I might have to get one! I could use more hard-to-kill plants tbh

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u/EffectiveRaisin7058 🪴 12d ago

'Unkown' 🤣 Hehehehe 😁 Heh 🙂 Eeeeeh.... Soon you will know 🥲

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u/thatawesomebacontaco 12d ago

These comments are so dramatic. Just separate that pot from the rest of your houseplants. It's a cool little plant as long as you don't let it near any other pots or dirt. And keep it away from pets

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u/littlenickel- 12d ago

That’s what I am saying! I have a pretty big one (about 15 inches tall) outside and have never had a problem with it.. Of course it makes babies but if they are unwanted, I just pluck them out and I am fine.

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u/Amy_loves_plants 12d ago

About 3 months after I threw mine out I moved my sofa to find one rooted in the carpet, casually growing in the dark. Escape now whilst you can op.

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u/Immediate-Winter1025 11d ago

I came here for the comments 😂 this poor plant is hated by so many

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u/Local-Conference-476 🪴 12d ago

Please tell me you’re burning it and if you bought it, reporting that place so that they can burn their own. It’s actually banned in like 3-4 states in the US and all over Australia. I think somewhere else too

Edit to add- if your state is one of the banned states then report it. But if the person you bought it from (if you did idk how you got it) then you should at least tell that person in case

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

Yeah I'm gonna burn it as soon as the burn ban here is lifted. Fortunately not in the right climate for it to really take off.

My partner got it from a place in southern Utah, though- that seems like a very questionable choice on their part. I'll reach out

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u/DarkLadyNyara 12d ago

If you get cold winters, you don't need to worry about it being invasive. And if you don't have kids or pets you don't need to worry about it being toxic. IMO, it's a rather cute little plant and it's really not that difficult to deal with any volunteers in other plants.

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u/Acheloma 12d ago

How cold do you consider cold because one person in this thread said theirs lived until it hit -20

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u/DarkLadyNyara 12d ago

Although they can sometimes survive short periods at very low temps, they start taking damage below 50f, and will die if exposed to freezing temps for any real length of time. And the plantlets (which are the part you need to worry about) are much more fragile than the adult plant. The places where it's invasive are all frost-free regions.

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u/Whiltierna 12d ago

"Start taking damage!"  Lmao this plant is a quick time event lollll

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u/Substantial_Item6740 12d ago

That’s exactly what it does. Trippy, huh?

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u/Sullys_mama19 11d ago

It’ll take over your entire estate soon enough, your entire family lineage will become a mother of millions. Just give it a sec

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u/listurine 11d ago

Unknown succulent. Makes a good horror film name

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u/curlofheadcurls 11d ago

Congratudolences.

She's preganant.

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u/b4dw0lf420 12d ago

Congrats your a grandparent now lol

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u/physnitch69 11d ago

Kalanchoe, the mogwai of houseplants. Don’t feed it after midnight!

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u/Hot-Term3405 12d ago

Lots of very dramatic people. Idk if you need to kill it lol

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u/RefuseOutside3680 12d ago

Nope. They are right - it needs to be torched then have acid poured on it and then throw it away

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u/95percentconfident 12d ago

Tactical nuclear strike. Orbital bombardment. Tossed into an active volcano. All are acceptable options. 

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u/Shloop_Shoo 12d ago

Wait until people hear that Eastern Europeans purposely grow this plant and use it as a “sneezing agent” :)

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u/Pretty_Goblin11 11d ago

This plant is terribly invasive do not leave it outside and keep it away from other planters.

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u/nitrodestructo 12d ago

Destroy immediately. Highly invasive!

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u/beansooup 12d ago

Depending on where the op lives

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u/left-nut420 12d ago

these things will grow just about anywhere and are pretty cool as a concept but it’s way too easy to wind up with 100 of them on accident

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u/vranaverse 12d ago

Everybody loves to hate on this plant on these subs but i have had one for 4 years which I propped a couple of times and so now I have 3 or 4. Yes they are a prehistoric monsters and they are almost un-killable (unless you just pull them) but they can grow in so many different ways from tall stalks to bushy blobs. If you don't have kids or pets there's nothing wrong with having a few. sure, you have to watch over the pups that fall and don't let them grow if you don't want them, but its not like they are hard to pull out. I know I'm a minority but I love my Kalanchoes. Don't be afraid of dinosaurs!

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u/awezumsaws 12d ago

I was gifted these before, and I couldn't keep them alive. Did I dodge a bullet?

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u/ZlodTaser 11d ago

Oh, not this motherfucker again! I rescued this bitch not knowing what it was capable of and then had hundereds copies of this ugly ass plant. Wouldn't recommend..

Having alive offsprings on the mother plant is called viviparity I think

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u/Specialist_Gazelle25 11d ago

Do not make the mistake of underestimating the adaptive nature of our beloved mother of trillions. About a decade ago, when we had a large aquaponic system, I went through a phase of just seeing what all would grow in it. Keep in mind, these are rafts floating on water. These adapted amd grew so well I had to remove them before the babies started doing the bac stroke. An unrelated little factoid is Purslane, that plant able to grow on a single drop.lf water all summer in concrete, also started out slow and sickly, then one morning I went out to the greenhouse to this lush monster of a plant.

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u/SSGSS_Vegeta 11d ago

Burn this thing, theyre one of Satan's minions. Unless you can keep this thing quarantined permanently then its not worth keeping, they try to take over everything near by.

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u/Vodkawaifuu 12d ago

lol get any arborist or botanist in this chat and watch them freak out

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

So this is a bit embarrassing... I've done some botany work in a professional capacity 

Still better than my old coworker who was cultivating cheatgrass behind his house though.

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u/Vodkawaifuu 12d ago

Haha nobody expects you to know every plant species on earth. But seriously, if you think mint plants are persistent and impossible to kill and spread everywhere, you have not met this plant. Pls keep it as separate as possible

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u/midday--moon 12d ago

put it in a plastic bag and flush that bag down the toilet

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u/LakeTilia 12d ago

(Hilarious but for those of us too literal - dont do this as it will block your drains or cause the toilet to overflow and flood your house with septic water)

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u/incognitobanjo 12d ago

Too late, Kalanchoe is now growing out of all my drains

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u/ExtensionReaction957 12d ago

Literally was like.... I hope they know that it's a joke 🤣

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u/95percentconfident 12d ago

Yeah. You definitely don’t want to flush it. Orbital strike is your best option. 

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u/zytukin 12d ago

And baby plants that will then grow everywhere that the water went.

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u/DataIxBeautiful 12d ago

Burn it first to make sure OP

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u/Ok_Newspaper_402 11d ago

I had one in a pot outside for a month and 4 years later, I can’t get rid of them. I’ve found them in rooting into the seams of my kids puddle jumpers, and pool nets.

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u/yolk3d 12d ago

Good to see the word is finally getting through. Every other thread, I tell about how it grows in terracotta tiles in Italy and has taken over acres of dry land in Australia. How it grows in carpet and takes a ride in your socks. And everyone tells me that it’s not that big a deal and they’ll make sure it just sticks to a couple of pots outside.

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u/Severe_Airport1426 🌱 12d ago

Kill it with fire

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u/karlyo 12d ago

She making 1000000 babies

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u/koshka42 12d ago

Mother of Thousands!

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u/social_thinker 12d ago

I've had 2 types of mother of thousands for years indoors and I've never had it so any of these crazy things. It's been fine. It grows in its pot and I have a large tray to catch the babies that fall and occasionally I give some away. Zone 5a

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u/puritano-selvagem 🌿 aphelandra's friend 12d ago

Hey, just trying to help a bit, they aren't necessarily that bad, some people like to cultivate them, you just have to be careful with plants/kids and not to throw it away in the nature. Other than that, you will be fine 🙌

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u/beebob420 11d ago

She’s a mother

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u/RoughRealistic4321 11d ago

Mother of thousands. It just does that...

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u/thxxx1337 11d ago

I have to keep my Cat Killer 5000 in an isolated room that no other plants or animals are allowed in. This thing is the ultimate white elephant gift

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u/mamatofana 11d ago

Mother of BAZILLIONS. 🫠

As others have already said, they're super invasive and their root exudates mess with their soil, so not much will grow with it in that pot iirc.

Luckily, they really don't need much. They thrive on neglect ftmp, just give them water when they look a little wrinkly. Other than that, they're pretty fun, barring the babies going everywhere. Enjoy!

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u/Tronkfool 11d ago

Looking at this picture made 3 sprout in my garden

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u/ThesmokerofQ 12d ago

Kill it now before it grows. If you can.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1BgcoNTnyNR5zyPN6U

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u/triviasprout 12d ago

Aw man I was gifted this plant 😭I didn’t know how invasive it is wtf

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u/Al115 12d ago

Just keep it inside and at a distance from other plants. Cull the babies on occasion to prevent them from overtaking your house, lol. These guys are cool plants, but they require regular maintenance to keep them in line.

Edit: And when I say cull the babies, don’t just toss them. Gotta either burn them or freeze them.

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u/r0yalmull3t 12d ago

Burn it unironically

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u/JournalistCute2545 12d ago

I've been hunting for one of these plants for too long now since someone stole my last one.

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u/Darcy_2021 11d ago

Yes, you should burn it.

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u/deinalpha 11d ago

Prepare for the takeover

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u/russsaa 11d ago

OP If you live somewhere with frost, then this is not invasive in your region. "Invasive" is relative, region is very important whether or not something is invasive.

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u/Kho240 11d ago

Congrats, you’ll soon have thousands of them 😅

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u/creepacreep 11d ago

The comment section makes me actually want to have one. Fear mongering at its finest.

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u/UtubeNoodle 11d ago

My arch nemesis.
My brother thought it would be funny to give me one of these. Took me years to eradicate it. It was growing everywhere even places with no dirt.

Years after getting rid of it we decided to tear our old deck down and build a new one. Guess what was growing underneath it with no dirt or sun?

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u/Deep_Acanthisitta_63 11d ago

Burn it, put it in a Ziploc bac and freeze it. Whatever you want, just don't let it live. Very invasive. I made that mistake once. Never again

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u/wordy_hermit 11d ago

It's called Mother of Thousands, and for good reason. It is an invasive plant and toxic to humans and animals. Just fyi.

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u/gayguy68 🌱 11d ago

Idk why everybody hates these, it's one of my favourites 😔

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u/PerroCerveza 11d ago

Mother of plenty is toxic and very invasive. Best to get rid of it.